It Wasn't Me (Parody)

Based on Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

Spoken intro:

Yo, man!
Yo!
Open up, man!
Yeah, what do you want, man?
My sis just caught me.
You let her catch you?
I don't know how all of this happened.
With who?
Her friend from Marine Corp., ya know?
Man, I don't know what to do!
Say it wasn't you.
Alright...

Hook:

"Sister came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with her friend from the Corp.
Picture this: we were both butt-naked, banging on the bedroom floor.
How was I supposed to know she was coming home early?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me."

Verse:

"Well, ya know your sister gave ya access to her villa,
Ya can just say you stayed over that's why your hair is on the pillow,
Still best to watch ya back in case she turns into a killa,
Best review the situation that you caught up inna.

To defuse the issue, knowing what to say is right,
If sissy says it was the day, convince her it was the night,
Never admit to a word she say,
And if she claim it to ya, tell her, “Sister, no way!”

Pre-hook:

"She says she caught us on the counter (Wasn't me)
Saw us bangin' on the sofa (Wasn't me)
She even saw us in the shower (Wasn't me)
She never caught us on camera (Wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (Wasn’t me)
Heard the screams getting louder (Wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over.

Hook:

"Sister came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with her friend from the Corp.
Picture this: we were both butt-naked, banging on the bedroom floor.
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me?"

Verse:

Makes you know say that she really no right for vex
A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex
A smaddy else a favor you inna di complex
Seein' is believin', so you better change your specs

You know she a go bring a whole heap of things up from the past
All the little evident, you betta know fe mask
Quick 'pon yuh hansa, know how fe talk
But if she got a club, you know, you betta run fast

Pre-hook:

"She says she caught us on the counter (Wasn't me)
Saw us bangin' on the sofa (Wasn't me)
She even saw us in the shower (Wasn't me)
She never caught us on camera (Wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (Wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (Wasn’t me)
Heard the screams getting louder (Wasn’t me)
She stayed until it was over."

Hook:

"Sister came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with her friend from the Corp.
Picture this: we were both butt-naked, banging on the bedroom floor.
How was I supposed to know she was coming home early?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me."

Bridge:

"Wanna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
I've been listenin' to your reason, it makes no sense at all.
Tara tell her that I'm sorry, for the pain that I've caused,
You may think that you're a player, but you're completely lost,
That's why I sing.

Hook:

"Sister came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with her friend from the Corp.
Picture this: we were both butt-naked, banging on the bedroom floor.
How was I supposed to know she was coming home early?
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me."

Music/outro