My Favorite Porn (A Parody)

Freckles on gingers
With pale jiggling titties
Puffy-nipped brunettes all cum-drunk and sticky
Giant cocks entering pussies forsworn
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

Pushed-aside panties and bukkake parties
Cougars and coeds
And big-breasted Barbies
Lesbian cheerleaders naked as born
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

Girls in white blouses with plaid patterned skirts
Denim short shorts and front-knotted t-shirts
Couch-casted virgins naïve and untorn
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

When my wife’s sick
When I’m worked up
When I feel the heat
I simply go pull up my favorite porn
And then I will beat my meat

Wives deep-throating boners nine inches lengthwise
Blonde blowjob artists and risky creampies
Pink wet vaginas to eat like popcorn
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

MILFs teaching daughters to give better head
Mixtures of juices all over the bed
Screaming orgasms as loud as car horns
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

Girls in black g-strings and starving for penis
Curious roommates skilled in cunnilingis
Handjob pros sending cum fountains airborne
That’s what I like in my favorite porn

When I get hard
When the urge stings
When I see petites
I simply go pull up my favorite porn
And then I will feel relief