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A girl who was shaking her spear

instilled me delightful fear

her spear was her rhyme

worth every dime

not paid but so dear

Etcetera's got the spirit

Send me your rhymes, please don't fear it

Rule #1

It's meant to be fun

If your rhyme's any good I won't spear it

Great work.

She thinks she’s a little haughty

Juicing and cubing and snotty

Lust look at her mouth

And you better doubt

I’m fuckin this bitch when she’s craving

Cravin shavin blaming haven wacky shavin

Little puss rush and crammed

Studying a little constellation on the fly

O bitch don’t die I’m thirsty and fly

and you ha bin butt cheeekin

still freakin

down back and it’s beaking

cock stuck and it’s cleaning

I hop and I’m cheating

(not cheating

just beating

so close

I’m a heathen)

o gawd your still breathing. Swy

Anonymous, lay off the meth

Makes you rant and it gives you bad breath

Your words, a sick vortex

From your damaged cortex

You're boring my readers to death

Funny yet startling. Perfect poetry.

enbji : anon = 1 : 0

I go get some popcorn.

:-D

Forsooth!  A challenge to rise!

With cheeky disdain in her eyes

Expecting, no doubt

All comers to clout,

She's in for a Iimerick surprise.

JuanTwoNo rhymes like a song

Never a lyric that's wrong

But I need intrumentation

During my masturbation

I'll pluck the tune on my pink thong 💘