by tellstory2jake
Ooh, Santa, baby. May I give you a lapdance?
I need directions to *that* mall! This poem was a delight. Think I'll go shopping tomorrow evening.
The mall closest to my house sucks! Well, not exactly. If it sucked, I'd be there every day. ;) Happy Holidaze!
You have a dirty mind but one that makes me smile instead of cringe. Good stuff.