Only If The Price Is Right

We rolled around on the sheets until dawn.
Until all of my strength had just gone. 
I had come more than once,
Did sexual stunts, 
And that morning I barely could yawn.  

We cuddled and had sex through the night.
No virgin, she was not at all tight. 
It was my tradition
To try every position,
And I tried hard to get each one just right.

It was a glorious honeymoon affair.
And she asked me if I thought I could share.
She meant with other guys—
Like extramarital wise—
I said, “Only with a multimillionaire.”