tagNon-Erotic PoetryPlanet of the Fakes

Planet of the Fakes


Monkeys in the attic
Gorillas in the kitchen
Chimps are playing poker
Orangutans are bitchin'

Baboons are talking war
Calling on all apes
Open all the cages
Let every ape escape

Toss me one of those coconuts
Hand me some of those grapes
Everyone's gone bananas
On the planet of the fakes

Cheetah's in the jungle
Tarzan's on the ground
Calling out for mercy
No mercy can be found

Gorillas in the mist
Chimpanzees in the rain
Cheetah reads the verdict
Let's all go look for Jane

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