Prince Cock and the Pea

( A Fairy Tale )

It happened that the freedom-loving Prince Cock
Should finally find a cuddly bride
One of whom he felt at home in the damp warmth
And so he started on the orders of his father, King Balls
To look through all the countries
Clubs, bars, answered advertised ads
Sometimes the meeting was very close for him
It was extremely pleasant
But then he found that the pea was missing
And without it nothing worked
So with regret, he dragged himself permanently
Back from these cozy caves
But he was also quite demanding
Where's the pea? Where's the pea?
He roared every time, himself
Even if everything else was fine
Humidity, tightness, excitement ...
If the pea was missing,
He wasn't satisfied at all
Other times it was too far
Or too dry, too listless
Or he was leached out lascivious ...
The Prince was always at attention, erect and upright
No one complained about his stiffness
And a delicious milkshake,
To strengthen the ladies
He always left behind
There was constant friction
Which caused him to twitch every time
But his spewing lava
The devoted passion
He was happy to give away
Then finally he took the time
Instead of going straight to the dwelling
To invade the noble Lady
First he got to know her
And then he realized that it was her
He had finally found
There was the pea also
He painfully was longing for
She was ...
Lady Clitoris de Vaginá!
And if they are not dead ...
They still copulate today!