All Comments on 'Pubic Quatrains'

This is smart and fun to read!

I sixed it in the thread

fived it here

why do I get a picture of Margret Thatcher

I'm scared now.

... only old guys like shag carpeting. All the young ones are into hardwoods.

Hardwood leaves splinters, young sir or madam, whereas shag is forever.

Rather than busy yourself with cheap swipes at the depilatory proclivities of others, perhaps you might disclose your own pubic preferences for our collective enlightenment? Or, as the youth of today say, "Pics or it didn't happen."

Again, 5 is not enough.

Lasers are for Star Wars, not crotches. Ah the folly of youth; come the winter of your discontent, you may regret your hairless state.

Still, you sound hot. Gramp pics forthcoming. Enjoy!

No splinters or stubble here, gramps... ever heard of laser hair removal?