- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Saturday Plumbing Selection
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Saturday morning, hardware store
plumbing section, noticed before
around town, here and there
cowboy boots, short brown hair,
Think about getting some nerve
ask about the subtle curve
plumbing fixture she is inspecting
what might I, be expecting?
A phone number, or just a smile
suggestion I walk a country mile
suggestion I go for a hike
or something else we both might like,
Start talking, casual and loose
no risk of over cooking the goose
nothing overt, nothing improper
‘bout selecting the proper sink stopper,
Walk outside to the parking lot
the day is bright, but past too hot
getting on to late afternoon
but sun not setting anytime soon,
She walks to her Jeep, an old CJ
with Texas plates, made my day
I ask where she lives: down the way
says I should stop by, someday,
Get her name, get her number
go back in the store, buy the lumber
I came to get when I went in
walk through the plumbing section, again,
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