Sexy Rhymes for Woke Adults 01

Ode to a Dick Gone By

Damn bitch I’m all twisted and tired
you’re on my wishlist got me all wired
dirty pics in the night ok i’m in i’ll bite
turn on the light now cuz I’ve been inspired

Got that ass that’s on fire
fills your dick with desire
why don’t you cum say hello
don’t you make me a liar

Cuz I told all the guys
that you got up my thighs
that you found the surprise
saw it with your own eyes

Well I guess it’s my fault
for not calling you out
the third time of the night
I was licking your balls

Put my hands on the walls
I said it tasted like salt
would you have cum in my mouth
before I called it a halt?

It’s just like licking a lolly
ya I know how that’s done
Not like eating a bun
that’s for lesbians son

From the bottom to top
lick up every last drop
but whatever you do
just don’t fucking stop

At the end of the night
well we’d all best recycle
so swallow that shit
bitch it’s better than Nyquil

Now give the tip a wee kiss ya
thank ur dick for the bliss ya
I’m about to bow out
gotta go take a big piss ya

When I come back to bed
it’s like you called in a-head
my cheeks are flushed red
I’m looking mighty well fed

Start counting the sheep
as we drift off to sleep
till we wake up in the morning to that
beep beep beep beep

Time for one more
before we head out the door
so before we get up
dick me down like a whore

Put my face on the floor
my favourite morning chore
your dick is ready for war
you fuck me right to the core

And later that day when my ass is so sore
I think of you and remember and I want it some more
but the doing’s been done and now we’re on the run
good times xox thx for all of the fun