Sexy Rhymes for Woke Adults 02

Ode to a Pussy in the Night

Girl you see my ass in these pants
It’s like the finest in France
Why don’t you answer my pms?
Why don’t you give me a chance?

All these dicks in my box
they ain’t getting me horny
all this half-cocked shit
is just making me thorny

Who the fuck thinks that’s hot?
Has your dick got the rot?
If it doesn’t get bigger
then you ain’t got no shot

They just sit up at night
writing shit they think is tight
like “im hard for u girl”
and “ur quite the site”

Sigh they don’t know the rules
they’re just a bunch of fools
who think that a limp dick pic
gets me drooling the drools

Ya of course I wan suck
and ya of course I wan fuck
but he’s got that stupid look
of a dumb little cuck

He says shit ‘like a boss’
but he’s sitting at home
it’s his own fucking loss
that’s why he’s here in my poem

Instead of boom boom boom boom
hitting my ass with his bone
if he was here in my room
he’d be cumming too soon

So go get in your car
wtf it’s not far
come meet me at the bar
put a tip in my jar

Take me out in the rain
just a wee bit of pain
you made it congrats
your the Queen of Fucking Spain

Now you’re my hero
saved me from the bus
let’s go to a place
where it’s only just us

Get me out of this dump
because I’m starting to rust
cause my ass is like iron
that’s why all of the fuss

A roof over my head
and a place in your bed
you asked me if I wanted
to drive so i said

That it didn’t fucking matter
just give me some head
and your pussy to lick
spread-eagled on the bed

Lick lick lick like a kitty
the tip of your titty
now I’m down at your clitty
hope it doesn’t get bitty

Feeling just a bit nippy
and my dick is all drippy
better get yourself ready
cuz I might need a bib g

Your thighs squeeze my head
your heels dig into the bed
fingers wringing the sheets
scratched my back till it bled

i can’t even I’m dead
your lips are so crimson red
and I can’t stop thinking
about the last thing you said

That you wanted to know
what’s it’s like to fuck a hoe
to sink down to my low
to go toe to toe

So now you’re on top
got your hands on a crop
I’m lying on my back
and you let it drop

It hits with a sting
oh la la makes me sing
did you bring the right thing
to make my bell go ring ring?

Was starting to think that
this could be true love
so I put on a glove
hoist you up and above

fills you up oh so nicely
my dick doth suffice see
six inches of willy
little less when it’s chilly

Hits you right in that spot
your head snaps back it’s hot
you’re sweating quite a lot
looks like you just got shot

And when you cum it’s electric
from toes to your nose
and my dick knows exactly
the timing, it blows

fills you up to your brim
spilling over your rim
you slump down on my chest
got that cute impish grin

Then time it stands still
turns out looks can kill
because you’re biting your lip
wanting another thrill

Now you’re grabbing my ass
talking all kinds of trash
kicking up sass
giving me a good thrash

And that’s why i’ll call you
when I need to get laid
let me tell you it’s true
it’s a mighty fine trade

will we meet again
between sooner and later
cu later masturbator
xox who knows when