Sexy Rhymes for Woke Adults - 6

Ode to a Dragon

Sitting there in your lair
With time enough to spare
You let out a great roar
Thought you’d lift off and soar

Landed at our feet
We thought gee this is neat
You sounded like a treat
We’ve never had dragon meat

So we went back and forth
Assessed each other’s worth
Got each other all hot
We liked you quite a lot

We thought you were fire
Filled our hearts with desire
But turns out you are a liar
Left us hanging on a wire

What if you hadn’t slunk back to your cave?
What if you’d had the courage to be brave?
What if you’d taken what you rightly crave?
Next time act like a dragon not like a knave

It turns out a dragon can only fly to
the spots that it seeks if it knows what to do
And to know what to do a dragon must learn
not to melt down the treasure it helped itself earn

You say that you know all the folk out about
You said it with pride and left not a doubt
So what do you think will happen out when
You see us surrounded by other dragon men?

Flying up in the sky soaring ever so high
We bet you will feel like you want to die
You’ll feel as if your whole life is a lie
At night tears will fall as you let out a cry

And you will call out when it all feels too much
But we are your masters not some kind of crutch
And we won’t respond unless you make amends
So think good and hard about how this all ends

Your breath like a flame on the nape of our neck
The rise and fall of your chest makes us a wreck
Steam from our bodies dripping with sweat
Should we or not oh what the hell heck

The sun rising above trees to the east
The glow at your back outline of a beast
Our tender flesh offered up like a feast
No hesitation - no not in the least

We want to do what we’ve never tried
To mount up a dragon and give it a ride
Soar through the sky upon you astride
Sit atop your body and see the world wide

But that is a dream that took off and flew
On wings beating hard up into the blue
A dream that before it could grow you slew
Before it’s lost completely there’s something to do...

Tell you a fact that is unchanging and true
Something unlikely that you never knew
We don’t need to pretend to be a dragon too
We are what we are more powerful than you

So quiver in fear
My dragon so dear
Accept you are queer
And let out a cheer

And then only then will you amass your horde
Until then you can just sit around and be bored
Wondering what you might have scored
If you hadn’t run when you should have soared

And know that we will come back one day
To take by the sword all that you can pay
To show you that under your hide of grey
You’re more than just a little bit gay

Flaming inside you should really have tried
To take us astride we won’t be denied
You’re ready to blow so obvious though
You try to hide what we already know

Stretch it out wide you said that you want it
This time you’re willing so take it you’ve got it
Meet us down by where ocean meets land
And that’s where we’re willing to lend you a hand

Take it in our palm put it to our lips
We’re covered in balm grab us by the hips
Slip it inside us we’re eager for this
This time you’d better not be taking the piss

Fuck us down under where eagles sit and screech
Tucked into the rocks on a boulder filled beach
A place that for most is just a bit out of reach
The place to receive the lessons we teach

On that rock by the rail we would have given you
The power to make all of your dreams come true
Alas you’re at home still wondering what to do
And we, like the eagles, spread our wings and flew

Goodbye Mr. Dragon our story has ended
We grieve for you wounds that are left unattended
Maybe one day we’ll meet between hither and yon
But by then your last chance hath be given and gone