Sexy Rhymes for Woke Adults - 5

Ode to Sugar

You’re so fucking sweet
We want you to eat
Our special treat
Come in take seat

Flushed and in heat
Head to soles of our feet
This feeling can’t be beat
We fucking love it it’s neat

How does it feel
To take a knee and kneel?
Is this for fucking real?
Is this really our deal?

We made you a promise
And we followed through
Now it’s your turn to do
What you promised too

You know what is coming
There’s no sense in running
Do you hear that drumming?
Your heart’s fucking humming

Here put on this collar
Made special for you
It cost quite a dollar
Take it it’s your due

Now stand up let’s see you
From head to your toes
The blush on your cheeks
Looks like your face glows

You’re just like a rose
You shine like a star
Just where you belong
Right where you are

Entrapped by my power
Love so sweet and sour
Now get in the shower
I’ll give you a scour

You’re all clean and wet
Looking good as you get
Get ready... get set
Let’s dry off little pet

Take you out to the hall
Lean you up against the wall
Spread your legs stand up tall
Hold on I must take this call

We’ll be back in a jiffy
Just stay there looking spiffy
If it all feels kinda iffy
Remember my little gifty

You owe us you know it
So don’t fucking blow it
You better not show it
Your seed better sow it

You asked for this bliss
We weren’t taking the piss
We gave you your wish
On a clean silver dish

So now it’s your job
To make our wish come true
Want to know what that is?
It might be out of the blue...

We want you to do what we did before
To know what it’s like how it feels to be poor
Down on your hands and knees like a whore
Scrub every inch of our dirty floor

Now that you’re through
There’s more chores to do
Our back needs a massage
Our ass it does too

You’re lucky I’m clean
Even smoother than you
Oh god where have you been
Our entire life through?

You’re starting to smile
Maybe this was all worthwhile
You came more than a mile
On a bus single file

But now that you’re here
It’s all rather queer
Getting over your fear
Like we wanted my dear

Omg rub us down
We’re so happy we could drown
Where is our fucking crown?
We’re queen of this shitty town

And you starting to know it
Because we’re starting to show it
And now you’re starting to grow it
This is your chance you can blow it

But don’t get me wrong put a condom on first
We keep singing that song ya we know it’s the worst
But how do we know who else hath sated your thirst
You’re only here for the sake of getting into our purse

So earn it gurl
Want your necklace?
It’s made of pearls
With that salty taste

A little bit on your face
Lick your lips ya that’s ace
Remember that it’s not a race
But still we have no time to waste

S’ok just a bit
see we pinch it like this
Give the tip a quick twist
Couple squirts then it’s mist

More like water than gizz
Chastity it’s a bitch
Got that soda pop fizz
From the dick of a witch

You didn’t know it but now you’re under our spell
Who would have expected such a simple sell
We promise tho it will be more heaven than hell
But don’t lie to us or we won’t wish you well

Lick our dick suck it
Pretty soon you can fuck it
That’s if we don’t tuck it
Our cum fills up a bucket

Now get on your knees
You’re so eager to please
Let your ass feel the breeze
Sailing through stormy seas

The wind outside is howling
The neighbours are scowling
The dogs bark in the park
Cross the street from us growling

We’re up in your business like a cat at its bowl
Taking our time thx for cleaning your hole
Is sodomy a crime? Well it depends who you ask
There are plenty of folk who’d have us taken to task

But here we are sitting in golden light basked
All of our secrets well and fully unmasked
Divulged through thin walls and single pane glass
For sake of fulfilling lifelong wishes crass

Now we’re there eating
Got our front row seating
They’ll all be repeating
Details of our meeting

But who cares fame is fleeting
We’re just two hearts beating
And you’re such a sweet thing
My tongue now it’s tingling

Shoot for the five hole
Stick our dick in your hole
We just scored a goal
Raise a flag up our pole

Now we own your soul
We want to eat you up whole
Your ass is paying the toll
Our dick is so fucking swole

Bump bumb bump
That feels rightly
Hump hump hump
Fits so tightly
Pump pump pump
Let’s fuck nightly
Dump dump dump
What a sight see

You feel it it’s hot as our cum explodes
My cum is so epic like the subject of odes
Now I want you on top your turn get on up
Keep my cum your ass that’s so fucking hot

And that’s how it goes tit for tat toes to toes
If you’re limp that’s ok fuck me with one of those
Toys for our play put it on see it grows
There’s even a dick that goes on your nose

We’ve got all day so take time and go slow
We like to repay so let’s do it blow for blow
Was it worth it? Who knows but sugar is sweet
It tastes just like the milk that comes out of our meat