- Erotic Poetry
- short simple rhymes 1
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I once knew a man named Sam
His wife was a woman named Pam
She had an amazing rear
You'd fuck it if you got near
But alas she won't cheat, god damn!
There once was a woman named Sarah
She'd do anything if you dared her
She put 3 dildo's in her ass
Whilst laying in the grass
Now she begs for anal "Oh please sir"
If ever you're down by the docks
You'll see men migrating like flocks
That's where the hookers play
They'll take your money away
And soon their trousers will be around their socks
I remember cumming in Jill
She said she was on the pill
She got pregnant and said it was mine
I can't believe I missed the signs
Now I'm being hit with a child support bill
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