The Swinger's Club

***** Just a funny little gay poem to lighten the mood, or stiffen the dick, or whatever. Hope you enjoy! ******

Mike and I went to the swinger's club
Hoping to get laid or our pee-pees rubbed

Certain there'd be lots of pretty girls in there
Ripping off their shirts and their underwear

We got to the place and we stepped inside
A room full of guys the whole room wide

All eyes on us, we know we're in trouble
Two meat sticks in a room full of stubble

A blow to the head, I'm knocked out cold
Slid around the floor, down some stairs I roll

I wake up inside of a dimly lit room
Lovers around me going boom-diddy-boom

I hear their moans and their gentle sighs
Erotic whimpers, feminine cries

It sounds like girls and I want to join in
I'm here to get fucked, but not by men

I lean in close as my eyes adjust
My blood runs cold, my nerves turn rust

A fear catches in my throat as I see
That them ain't girls getting fucked around me

There's my friend Mike, and he's wearing a wig
Mouth full of cocks hanging out like cigs

Suddenly butt naked, I feel eyes all around
Tryna keep quiet, don't dare make a sound

I wish I could hide, but there's nowhere to go
If I'm not careful, dude's will make me their hoe

"Hey baby doll", they call out to me
"Gonna help you out, gonna set you free."

They callin me a girl, but I'm really a dude
My mind starts spinning as I stand there nude

The guys are coming up now, taking my hand
Urging me to cross into no man's land

I try to fight them off til they drop their pants
Looking at their dongs, I lighten my stance

Big, juicy sausages dancing in my eyes
I can't help but notice their enormous size

They see that I'm into them and draw in close
Guiding my hands to their big meat posts

I give them a touch, then a gentle squeeze
Next thing I know, I'm down on my knees

I can't do this! I've gotta back out!
But their balls in my mouth smother my shout

Suddenly, I'm lost in a jungle of nuts
My hands exploring their balls, their butts

I think about how good my mouth would feel
So, I give them a lick as they force me to kneel

"Yeah baby girl," they urge me to continue
"If you like this, just wait'll we get it in you."

I freeze all at once, seeing what I've become
But their dicks keep coming, and my brain goes numb

They want me, they like me, they need me right now
That's more than enough to keep me their cow

So, I give in deeply and begin to suck
Falling in love, really wanting to fuck

To my surprise, they go gentle at first
Getting my mouth prepared for their girth

They slide in deeper, watching my eyes
Backing it off if I act surprised

Nice and slow, they're pumping my lips
Painting my mouth with the tip of their dicks

One steps back, takes a look at my ass
Gives me a slap, then two more fast

My dick goes hard, am I ready for this?
I didn't come here to be someone's bitch

But then he pushes something into my hole
I jerk and I buck, his fingers so full

He's probing me, and it feels so good
Way, way better than I thought it would

He puts his mouth directly, right up to my butt
Gives me a frencher in my you know what

I squirm underneath him, but he goes in deep
Trying to prepare me for his 12 inch creep

The other guy grabs my ears and pulls me in
Trying to distract me with his skinny-skin-skin

I suck on him, suckin for all I'm worth
Hoping they won't stick me in my undergirth

But the tongue in the back, it just won't let up
And soon my hips are twerking as I start to hump

He's got me where he wants me, in love with his face
I'm bouncing on his tongue like I'm running a race

He gets in position, his hands on my hips
His friend still busy making love to my lips

The guy reaches down, gives my dick a firm squeeze
Then pushes inside me, his weight on my knees

I groan underneath him, begging him to stop
But he pushes in deeper, making me so hot

He pulls back a little, then pushes back in
I spread my legs, making more room for him

He pushes in deeper, and I cry out loud
My voice is a girl's, but I like the sound

I moan underneath him, still eating a dick
He's big inside me, but I like that he's thick

I want him in more, so I thrust up my butt
He slaps me hard, then gives me my cut

Balls in deep, he sinks to the hilt
I cry out in joy, ignoring my guilt

I want him, I need him, to fuck me so hard
I'm just a hoe now, and he's my guard

My knight, my bull, my pain in the ass
I need him to treat me like a delicate lass

Suddenly the wig's on and I'm his girl
I just keep on sucking, my heart a whirl

I'm grabbing his ass as he fills my throat
Stuck between this bull and his raging goat

"Cum inside me!" I cry from deep inside
Needing their jizz to open me wide

Their dicks still stabbing, I become their doll
Held between them fast, I give them my all

"Fuck my mouth, and my backside too!
Fill me up as you run me through!"

They're humping and grunting, just taking their time
Working me over, my mind on cloud nine

They switch places at once, taking turns with my ass
The second guy pushing in deep with his mass

I cry out real girl-like, loving my voice
Loving the feel of these gay swinger boys

They pump me in deep, really working me over
They got my dick singing ol' Crimson and Clover

I'm choking on semen, the guy starts to spray
Salty and hot, he's having his way

Holding me to him, he gushes my throat
Filling me so full, I worry I'll bloat

I swallow him down, getting used to the taste
It drips down my chin and the sides of my face

The other guy's shaking now, getting real close
Trying to ram me from asshole to nose

He grips my cheeks and bucks inside
And for a moment I'm petrified

Will he explode and cum out my mouth
Or can my ass contain him down south?

I find out quick as his dick shoots its load
His seed hot inside my assly abode

I cry like the girl that I've suddenly become
Whining with pleasure, my brain pink and dumb

Daddy has filled me, his meat is still thick
I bounce up and down and hump on his dick

Suddenly needing to finish this too
I pump my own peepee, trying to spew

But to my surprise, my daddy's aren't done
They fall to their knees and suck on their son

Licking my balls and slurping my cock
I arch my back and cum in sheer shock

Hungry and gay, they drink me all up
Afterward holding their new baby pup

I wonder if Mike's been converted as well
For him is this heaven, or is this still hell?

I came to get laid, and that's what I did
And discovered inside me a girl that I'd hid

I cannot go back, I am what I am
It is what it is, I'm a cock-hungry man