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as thought as will occur. TK U MLJ LV NV

We joined this website in hope of meeting like-minded intellectuals dedicated to the advancement of the medical and bio-medical academic spheres. Needless to say we have been bitterly disappointed.

Types of animals harmed in the making of this poem:

Cats (pussies)

Dogs (border collies)

Asses (donkeys)

Wasps ('wisps' is blatantly a typo, we know your game, now buzz off).*

Why? Firstly, just why? Human beings are more receptive to human sexual organs than animals. This you would learn if you ever spoke to one.

You stuck your thumb up a donkey, what would you do if he stuck his great big fucking hoof up your arse. Yes, arse (we show respect to our cloven-hoofed friends).

* Buzz: public transportation for insects**

**I am nat an insect***

Now, put the piece on the gwound.

Winston, is that weally you?

Two pints of Layger please

Herrings you say, a tasty and much neglected fish

Yes, you, Sergeant Minge Munchington

Love,

DI Kieth Fowler, North Yorkshire Police Department.

P.S. This response was written either by a man with no hands or a giant insect.

MY GAD!!!!