A Day in the Life Of

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zoppertj
zoppertj
31 Followers

Look at me.

Look. At. Me.

So big, so hard. Every morning I point to the sky! I love mornings. I get to be the centre of attention. He wakes and has a choice. What will he choose today? Oh, here we go. Here comes his hand, sliding under the elastic of his boxers. Oh fuck yes, he's touching me with his big rough hand. Ohhhhh mmmm that's right give me a squeeze.

No...no don't leave. Oh crap.

Fine, try and piss with an erection.

Brain, what, no I'm in charge. Brain, stop thinking about work....

*sobs*

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm his cock. His penis, prick, dick, banana, bat, johnson, manhood, willy, schlong, dong, wood, tool, pecker, member or whatever other pet name he comes up with.

I live with two nuts! Literally. They don't really do much. Hang around, move a bit. Sort of like soft grinding of teeth. They don't talk much. The real-estate around here varies. Sometimes trimmed and looking schmick, other times a little overgrown. I'm normally squashed away in that horrible polyester. Oh those two balls sweat! Not pleasant.

This was a typical morning. Sometimes he likes a wank first. Then a clean up. I must say I like a good wank. Not today, must be a busy day or he's running a little late.

Oh, yes. Erections. Let me tell you what happens.

I take over. Yep. Forget every other body part. I become the center of his whole world. Once I start getting aroused it's hard to stop. I kinda get off on how powerful I am for a modest muscle. Hahaha suck it biceps. If he can't control the thoughts, and it only needs to be a smell, quick glance or a fleeting memory, and then I get the full flow of blood. Oh boy! I grow and grow and grow till I'm hard as steel and ready for....well anything. I'm desperate by then. A hand, a mouth, a foot, a pussy...I'll take anything. Just as long as it rubs, strokes, sucks, licks and gets me throbbing and cumming.

Let me tell you about today. You already know the morning. So lets pick it up from there.

Quick shower. It's nice getting all fresh, these two testicles tend to get hot and a little smelly after a while. Nice soapy lather, a bit of a rub and squeeze then nice warm water. Oh god I hate cold showers. I just shrink faster than a turtles head when it sees a fishing trawler. Nice soft fluffy towel. Another little jiggly touch. I love being touched! Then, ugghh, the underpants. Thank god he's started buying some quality ones that support and not squash me. Trousers over the top and I'm hidden but always present. Car rides can be awkward. Squashed in an unnatural position.

Oh...oh yes...mmm I can feel that. Ohhh that warm blood filling me. Oh god I love that feeling. I start to swell. What's happening? Eyes? Yes that sexy secretary, Steph, wearing her low cut top again. Oh he looked again! Her big boobs. Such a nice pair. The pale skin really draws your eyes. Nice deep cleavage. Remember that time we saw her nipples hard through her dress. Oh that was a good day. He went and jerked off in the toilet after that. Oh we love boobs. Mmmm keep looking. Let me get nice and hard.

Hey, Brain, no fair. Stop thinking of that invoice you need to write up. Hey, stop it. Fuck!

Story of my life.

Next hour is spent being ignored. I'm either front and center or forgotten. Oh but I have the ability of striking at any moment. After all I am the strongest muscle.

Tongue — "I lick pussy."

Fuck you tongue

Brain — "Oh pussy."

Oh that's it brain. Keep thinking of pussy. How good it is.

Tongue — "How good it tastes."

Ok, yeah sure. Just think of pussy. Mmmm that's fucking good. More thoughts. Oh god, instant hard on approaching!

Oh yes! Fuck yes! Look at me, straining and throbbing! Hahaha oh yes, he know's it now. Oh, mmmm, he's rubbing me through his pants. Oh yes. This may be a small victory, but I'll take it.

Wait...no...Fuck bladder, hold it in man. What are you, three years old? Oh crap. Surrounded by idiots.

So people who might still be reading. This happens probably four or five times a day. Anything will trigger it.

Yawn, I'm bored. Not much happening. The rest of the day is pretty lame...until.

Hmmm, somethings up. I'm getting an inflow. Oh, not all the way, but I'm getting harder. Brain? What's going on? Oh, she's here, she's on the bed next to him reading. Ah, his eyes looking at her smooth legs. He's leaning in to kiss. Come on brain, I want some action. Make him say something to her.

Oh yes, brilliant. That will do it. Yes, look she's looking at him, She's putting the book down. She is leaning over, they're kissing. Mmm, more flow. Oh god yes. I'm almost hard. Yes, her pert boob, feel it, squeeze it. Mmm, oh fuck this is it. Her hand is on me. I love her soft palm and fingers. Fuck yes. Fully hard and throbbing. Mmm, oh god yes. Stroke me baby. Those soft hands up and down. Oh god I love her. Mmm she makes me feel so good, so much better than his hand. Oh yes, up and down.

Oh fuck yes! Her mouth. Oh god! Oh fuck. Mmm she's fucking beautiful. Those wet, silky lips. God her mouth is so warm. Oh baby, Oh yes, more, Oh god, suck more of me. Oh god yes. Harder baby, suck me harder. Mmmm you are amazing. So skillful. Oh mmm, that tongue swirling around my head, so sensitive there but I love it. Now licking the shaft. Kissing, god those lips are soft. Mmmm yes, take me in again. Oh god she's really going at it. Fuck yes, feel me throb and pulse. God I'm so hard.

Oh those balls are getting tighter. I can feel them squeezing out cum. Fuck this is good. Go baby, mmm love your mouth. Oh god. More, don't stop. Oh yes, mmm yes. Ahh her it comes. Here it is. Throbbing. Oh yes!!! Best feeling when I cum. How I pulse, my muscles forcing that sticky warm cum flying out. That is the most wonderful feeling. Cum shooting then flowing out. My whole shaft throbbing.

Moments like these I love. I have complete control. The rest of the body reacts to whatever I want. I can curl his toes. I can make him moan. I can make him hold his breath. I can even make him say stupid things like I love you. I have all the power. I love being king.

But power is fleeting.

zoppertj
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notaprincecharming1207notaprincecharming1207almost 3 years ago

Pretty accurate and presented in a humorous way. Love it.

Woodthrush55108Woodthrush55108almost 3 years ago

I love this. Now I understand what's going on in that brain! Thank you.

oldpantythiefoldpantythiefabout 4 years ago
Yes!

I knew it, that SOB does have a mind of it's own.... Funny story with a very different point of view. Well done.

SW_MO_HermitSW_MO_Hermitabout 4 years ago
Brightened My Day

Almost didn't read this. Sure glad I did though. Got a good chuckle out of it. How true it was. Gave pleasant memories to this old man.

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