by MitchFraell
I WAS SITTING OUT SIDE THE PUB OR I SAT OUTSIDE THE PUB NEVER I WAS SAT OUT SIDE THE PUB.
I really enjoyed that little tale.
If only he hadn't shaved her. Shaved pussy on slightly overweight fifty somethings often looks gruesome and an educated tongue can make oral sex on a hairy one so much more exciting for her.
Thank you for the correction of 'to sit'. However when I spoke to Bob 'e reckoned 'e knew it weren't right what 'e said an' it ain't 'ow proper people speak but's 'ow 'e speaks, 'cause 'e's a bricky.
I'm a Yank and greatly enjoyed your story. You Brits always make the down & dirty seem so proper. Thank you. Keep it up