All Comments on 'A Shitty Way to End a Marriage'

Loved the story except for the confusion over the daughter's name. She starts out as "Amy" then becomes "Andi" before finally becoming "Toni."

Loved the Bioweapon in the KY

I got a kick out of the dirty tricks, the story is okay but the dirty tricks are outstanding enough for me to call the tale a 5'er! Thanks for the story and damn you be evil!

5*

Enjoyable story. Nice humor. BTB was real sweet. Amazes me the audacity of some folks to say it’s just a fling and means nothing. I’ll be there for you etc. Nope not in my world.

Sometimes the cheated does not get dumped on. Thanks for sharing. John

If suspect confirm?!! How many rubbers do you need to handle? Or do you get off doing it

What originality. Loved it.

Ed

Sorry qhml... Your explanation is bullshit... I worked for a contractor that installed septic systems... The only filter ever put in these systems is at the outflow tube at the end of the system... And due to physics and the design of systems... This tube is always at the bottom of the tank... So any filter would simply be a piece of chese cloth... Gravity and all that... The three laws of plumbing are... "Hot water on the left... Cold water on the right... And shit runs downhill"... This piece of chese cloth would be 4 feet plus under the dirt...at this point there is no solid waste... Any filter at the inlet end of the tank would get clogged by toilet paper in two days... Nice try...

-jaye-

I loved the way his new wife got revenge . Poison Ivy and Poison Oak would both work I think ..

the story was fun. One thing though, you told the part about the plumber telling him to unclog the filter twice. I think you meant to cut one of them out and forgot?... anyways, it deserves an edit if you have the time.

Five Stars !!!!

Minor point, but daughter's name switches from Amy to Toni about 1/3 of the way in. Good story, otherwise.

A hilarious tale marred only by Chad's daughter starting out as 'Amy' before a brief interlude as 'Andi' and then ending up as 'Toni'. Poor, lazy authorship which meant a mark down to 4 stars.

If you ever need a septic filter they're usually on the same shelf as the aluminum magnets at the hardware store.

Good one.

I nearly rolled out of my office chair from laughing.. this just has to be one of the all time best BTB revenge stories on this site... absolutely brilliant... 5 stars !!

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Brilliant!

A fun read

Thanks for sharing

Jason

Very original!

Crude juvenile story without an ounce of non-crude originality.

That was one of the funniest stories I have ever read. It appears that Chad and Collette are WELL MATCHED, in more ways than one.

Excellent. Not one revenge but two. I loved the septic tank dumping in the cars. Tremendous imagination. The poison ivy is even better. Thx.

5*

BJ

Someoneother, you wrote a feb. Sucks rehash, and you of all people are taking about originality… hope the tops of your shoes are absorbent, so they catch all that drool

some time back in the fall, I was hiking with a group of folks who knew nothing about poison oak. one member collected a handfull of beautiful redish leaves, then stopped off the trail to do her business and used the leaves for toilet paper.

5

I happened upon a YouTube video posted by a septic tank cleaning service. He told the story of a man who exposed his cheating wife because the condoms her lover used clogged their septic tank.

Then I thought "I know a story about that!" And came back to read it again. Still just a good.

Hilarious. Evil as possible. I loved it.

THANKS

Brilliantly funny.

We need more!

5*

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Poison Ivy in the KY? Ouch!!!

About the poison ivy girl. I wonder if that would actually work in real life lol.

Yet poison ivy lady doesn’t end up charged with a crime. That psycho belongs in jail. Who would date someone like that? If she thinks you’re cheating, she would harm you. Some of you people are insane

Please, please, please write Colette's (poison ivy ladies) story. I think it would be rather humourous.

Loved it...fucking priceless

Read it again. Excellent! The "who cares" remark at the end is exactly right.

Enjoyed the story until the end! The ending was very weak and WOKE won’t read any more of your disgusting crap

Poison Ivy lady is my heroine (not heroin!). Well done her, and as for the twatt below who thinks she should have gone to jail for committing a crime, please remain in the twilight zone you so obviously belong in. Great revenge on a cheater:(:(:(

The only real trouble I have reading stories here is when a name of a person changes throughout a story. In this one, which was a pretty good 4, the guy either had three daughters or one of them had three names; Amy was the first one, Andi was the second and Toni was the final name of his "only?" daughter throughout the story.

Effluent Filters are a part of some septic tanks, look it up. There is sometimes an odor control filter as well , but that would not collect condoms.

I must be slow, took me right to the end to get the title…… Brilliant just so good a laugh so well written

The daughter's name started as Amy, then Andi, then ended up as Toni. Did I miss any others?

"As for what happened to Beth, who the fuck cares?"

Everyone who reads the story.

I've read a number of your stories and over all you are a good writer, so it disappoints me that A) you share the same mindless obsession with anal sex that almost everyone else on this site seems to be afflicted with and B) you so often seem to feel compelled to spoil an otherwise good story by inserting something utterly ridiculous into it, in this case the poison ivy nonsense. As for what happened to Beth, I'd much prefer to read about that than the aforementioned drivel about poison ivy.

The best part was fhe poison ivy revenge. Added 1/2 star for that.

Difficult to keep track of the daughter with all the name changes.

I agree - who cares about Beth?

Earle

The whore and her master got their's.... Good but not quite enough, he should have cut master's balls off and put some poison in her pissy, that spread!! 20 stars!

Cracked me up, both the rubber dumping and the poison ivy lube, lol. Enjoyed the story and glad that both partners got their revenge.

Hi-Freakin-Larious!😂🤣😀😁😅😆😃😄🙃

Even with the name changes on their girl, this was a funny story. I come back to this one if I want a quick read and some chuckles.

Sweet revenge 5*****

Nice!

About half way through the first page the daughters name changed from Amy to Toni. Toni was initially mentioned as the cousin of a friend of the daughter. I know you use what you can get for an editor, but might want to fix it. It didn’t affect the story too much though.

“As for what happened to Beth, who the fuck cares?“

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Uh…..us readers? Not giving a shit about us readers costs you a star.

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3 ***

Made me smile😃

I loved it. Funny as hell, and I needed a good laugh today. Thank You. I gave it 5 BIG stars.

Very funny! Love the poison ivy!

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Re: Anon From 5 Days Ago

Who cares what happened to Beth? About as many as think your comment has any value to this story. How about You register, contact Q and see if he'll allow you to add that as a sequel? No? I didn't think so.

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"...That's just precious." I still love that line. *****'s Signed: BTW 06/14/23

I guess she thought her s**t didn't stink!

5

Nothing like reading a good story and getting a smile on your face. Thanks for sharing.

I loved this story, and I can't help wondering about how much maniacal giggling were you doing while writing it?

Great story! Gave me a lot of chuckles!!!

One big problem though! I have lived in country homes with septic systems for most of my life, never had any filters on one! Think about it people any filter that would catch condoms would also catch anything else solid and plug up the system! So if you sat on your toilet and had a bowel movement?!?!?

Funny and entertaining! Love the poison ivy!

Where did she buy all of those condoms? Some drug store or super store made a killing. Maybe the husband should invest it that stock.

Last Anon.

They are available in bulk packs.

That was awesome! Made me laugh.👍🏻

OMG, I love this story!!!!! Great revenge on both parts! Keep this up!!! Thank you

A delightfully fun read, thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks!

Funny story! Loved it! One nit to pick though, the daughters name kept changing! First she was Amy, then Andi, and then Toni! What gives?

Cute retro Femdom agitprop.

Roflmfao 😆 🤣 😂 absolutely hilarious. Well written and humorous at the same time. Loved it. BardnotBard

As funny as it would be, for some the “intimate “ contact with the poison Ivy would be fatal, for more it might require surgery etc. if this is tried it should be though of as “ I’m going to try to kill them in a painful way.” With planning the legal ramifications for yourself along those lines.

You ruined the story with " Bill and his husband "

I loved it. It's the most funniest story I've read in a while here in the LW forum. I loved the Poison Ivy take for the new wife, and the ex-wife sitting in poop water in a thong had to be a site you can't unsee. The boyfriend getting his due sitting on his seat in his boxers with the seat covered in the same poop water. :-) I loved the revenge the two of them played. Thanks for sharing it with us, and Thanks for the laugh. :D

Great story,

But another anonymous complaint..

I love your writing, style and humor... but the "Bill and his husband", was gratuitous pandering to ... I don't know who. We are inundated with with this everywhere. From 50 years ago, from thr shock factor of a Transvestite, in Rocky Horror, to today... pick your gender ,pronoun , snow flake generation.

I don't begrudge anyone finding love... gay, strait or otherwise.

What I do object to is having the agenda forced in our face daily... accept it/us/Pick your pronoun...

As Mrs Lincoln was once asked... Other than that, how did you like the play..

My answer is resounding 5 star..

I have read quite a few cheating marriage revenge stories but yours is without a doubt one of the best and funniest I have had the pleasure of enjoying. You have a writing style that flows so smooth which makes most of yours stories come off more like conversations you would hear at a bar from a good friend and that is a seriously rare talent. This is the third story of yours I have read this morning and I see I have my work cut out for me to savor the rest of them. So far you have been running straight five stars which is also pretty rare but your talent comes through so clearly that I am so glad I found your works. Thank you for all the obvious time and effort you put into creating something you should be very proud of. Be well and stay safe.

Alexandra xoxo

Worth the read if for nothing more than the duel revenge stories. Outstanding job by the author.

5-Stars! These characters are devious, evil and perhaps a bit around the bend. Being rather weird myself I giggled my way through this little tale. Thanks for the laugh ......

Poison Ivy juice in the KY LOL ha ha ha ha. That was a good one. Great Writing JPB Great Writing. Great story. You are one of the best here on Lit. Thank You so much. Buster2U

I'm still laughing

Lol 😂 I did something similar but used chilli 🌶 well done

Joy has three, and Bill brought his husband and adopted daughter. I know this was thrown in to appease, or try to, the lgbtrqfo crowd, but why? It was a good story then the idea of the son being queer. That was just a bit beyond the pall.

Agree with fishgetter. That little stunt dropped a full mark story down to a three. Stupid thing is it wasn't needed. It just took away from an otherwise decent story.

Read it again and I'm still enjoying it. He found a new wife with the right attitude.

One of the funniest stories here. Thanks.

Ok until you maligned Bill. Those lying bitches hounded him non stop. After they hit the wall and can no longer use their pussies to get ahead they become victims. Bill is the innocent victim in this mess. Use some common sense.

you made me laugh out loud, thanks

That was funny! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The gratuitous effort at normalizing faggotry loses a star.

This story still makes me laugh when I read it. Justice served and the last bit about Beth is priceless, "who the fuck cares".

The Anonymous asshole who was affronted about same sex families deserves an incurable social disease next time he trolls for sex in the men's toilets.

Fishgetter and his anonymous boyfriend feel they have to post anti-LGBT rants to stay in the closets.

The last line lost a star. Yes…readers DO WANT TO KNOW what happened to the birch! Isn’t that part of why YOU write these things?

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3 ***

5 stars and I do not care what happened to the SLUT.

very funny good story

Still a very funny story, Q, even the second, or is it the third time I’ve read it? Thanks again for sharing.

Andi? Toni? Which one is it?

Every so often there is a comment made and it makes you wonder . . huh? The one from a month ago - no that's NOT why he wrote the story. BESIDES, it is fiction . . the reader is able to decide what ending they want for themselves if it's so important. I'll give you all 5 stars Q. Thank you.

somewhere east of Omaha

I would have given a sixth star just for that last line.

The story was pretty average, qhml1 is usually is more focused. My biggest complaint with this story is the fact the daughter was 'Amy' in the beginning, and 'Toni' when the story ended. Unfortunately, this story is not up to qhml1 usual standards. Having said that, I shall look forward to reading more of the author's stories.

What a roll! I laughed at this one. Great story!