All Comments on 'A Shitty Way to End a Marriage'

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One of the things that both amuses and distresses me about the below average intellects one sees gathering at various internet sites is the abundance of evidence that certainty and knowledge are so often orthogonal phenomena.

Criticize a story based on an uniformed opinion on septic system design? Really? So, Star Trek and Star Wars are bad because warp drive doesn't actually exist? Really? You've never seen someone react in a certain way, so you downgrade a story by saying that *no one* would ever react in that way. Really?

The normal distribution guarantees that most people are casually stupid, at best. The first thing they are stupid about is not being able to form any sort of concept of their own mental limitations.

(NOTE: the only folks who should be offended by these comments are those who recognize their own limitations, so that should be a vanishingly small group.)

I don't know how you define "these" days, but we bought our suburban house 30 years ago and it had a septic system.

We didn't get rid of it and hook up to the local sewage system for around fifteen years.

Loved the story, but you seem to have trouble sometimes remembering your characters name as you did here.

What a fucking gas to read! Methane...all the way!

I really laughed, reading this story!

Great read, really great, original plot and premise, as usual, your excellent writing!

Just excellent!

Thank you for the comedy relief, I needed all the great belly laughs this story gave!

WOWEE a very funny story! Laughed all the way to the end! Her lover drinking PISS not AUSSIE term for beer ! But real piss? That's Gold. Love you all! GREG. OH 100 % OF READING ENJOYMENT BYE.

Thanks so much for this clever little story! I needed a rolling-on-the-floor laugh today, and you just gave it to me!

If I could give it 6 stars I would!

Who here really cares about YOUR opinion of these excellently written stories? No one! Joe just stick to reading your favorite stories about watching your cheating wife fuck strangers so you can jackoff watching them as they fuck in front of you. I guess you are the quintessential cockold! Joe, please take your sanctimonious opinion about these stories and LEAVE!

I love it.........and fuck the cucks, the closet cucks and most of all, the ultimate cuckolds...........damn fine story.

SEPTIC tanks are funny..............and useful! But 'poison ivy' is better, and equally as effective. A very good story, and well written. Much more interesting than the boring and predictable 'CUCKOLD' yarn. Definitely a teaching moment. I am glad the daughter wasn't negatively effective. She obviously had good, solid support, and matured quickly.

Free well done thank you.

How do I correct a wrong score?

I wanted 5***** and accidentally entered 4.

Thanks for the entertainment

The septic tank device is clever, but otherwise, it's too formulaic for my taste. More misplaced ranting at marriage counselors has become tiresome. And you should really re-read before you submit; Chad's poor daughter Amy-Andi-Toni must be even more confused than the readers.

Two **.

Well that is a smelly and painful way to get back at the cheaters, for not being able to keep it in their pants/panties, lol, after reading this story, would love to have me a Southern Belle/Redneck lady for a wife, if she'll have me, and am taking applications too, lol

I have never seen a septic with a filter. Soil waste must enter the tank.

The filter isn't on the inlet it is on the outflow to keep the leach-bed from becoming clogged.

But the wife was a shell of a character and had zero substance, the lack of emotion from the husband also left me not really caring how he btb etc.

3* for the effort

Modern Family of you

Bill-his husband and adopted daughter

Needless glbt genuflection at end

Gay couple fit right in

Story include lot of fudge packing...and the PC crowd wonders as to why the hepatitis epidemic

I honestly don't care if septic tanks have filters. If I can enjoy Jedi knights, I can accept a little detail like that. The story works well and the dialogue is excellent. Q answers the pervasive question about the ex wife's future- who the fuck cares? Priceless.5 stars. JPR

It was Richard Pryor's character "Mudbone". Enjoyed the story.

Love the humor and the payback.

You actually put poison ivy in a blender to try to make ivy juice like your story? You're insane. Everybody knows you use a fruit juicer for that.

never heard of 1 . I have a 2 step system because of a rasied drain field where when things turn to liquid before pumping up to the field great story

I laughed out loud more than once while I was reading this one. It’s a very good story. One thing, though. Poison Ivy juice in the KY tube? My God! The woman has no conscience! That’s just...Cruel!

with little damage except to egos, TK U MLJ LV NV

I have to say it. "This was a shitty tale."

Doesn't mean it wasn't great. Just imagine, rubbers clogging the septic tank and poison ivy ruining cheater anal sex. Hilarious. And a happy ending!

What's not to love.

Five Stars

I have read three of your stories so far and they are pure gold.

I loved this story I just kind of got a little confused. Who's Amy? And Who's Toni? Why wasn't the Tharapist allowed to talk? Seems all the talk was done by the husband and the tharapist never had anything to add. Neither one of them.

This had me in stitches, especially Colette's revenge. *****

who is Amy/Andi/Toni - love your stories but get someone to proof-read the names - thinking you must have several stories in process at the same time.

What kind of author repeatedly forgets primary character names?

Priceless! Gotta read some more of your stories

I guess I missed a few of your stories. I read them when you had 110 stories so I have some catch up to do.

This was one entertaining (and amusing) story. It gave me a few chuckles as I was reading it. I know absolutely nothing about septic systems-I'm a city boy. I read over a few of the comments and they seem to be more concerned with septic systems than the story itself. I enjoyed the story. The cheaters lost and the non-cheater won.

Thank you for a very enjoyable story. Now I have a few more of your new ones to read.

This story had a good concept, until it made the husband smarter than the marriage counselors. I mean, this man was so dumb that he didn't even suspect his wife of cheating. Even in his own house? Even the daughter showed him how dumb he was. The ending was no different than any of the stories I read here, they're all the same. so nothing new here.

Fuck this is insane I knew my mine was cheating fucking with in days you make this guy seem so fucking smart and so fucking stupid at the same time his fucking wife a cheating scumbag slut bitch but the one that is fucking smart she'S a whole a lot smarter than him. fuck

Septic tanks and poison ivy. Superb because it made me laugh and it seems that outisde of the Humour section there isn't a lot of humour on literotica and even in the Humoir/Satire section there is an actual lack of either of those two things.

Damn! I enjoyed that!

The only thing that would have improved this - for me - would be to hear what a mess his ex wife was in. This would have been possible because she would still have been in contact with her daughter,

Till bill and his husband...YUK

Your fuckin killing me over here😂, love your stories and your sense of humour,, keep'em coming!!!

having several over the course of my life (76+) never run into 1 with a filter . last 1 with a lift station because the drain field was higher than the house . makes for a good story though L O L

Beth got.flushed down the toilet where she belonged . Don't think anyone will mess with Collette. Essence of poison ivy is a nasty deterrent.

Liked the story but got confused with the daughter's name that went from Amy to Andi, to Toni.

Way to go

Septic OK but poison Ivy great

Got to love how she tried to say it was just a fling after 46 fucks with this guy.

But the whole way he caught her was just to funny. All those condoms in the filter and it was her bitching to get it fixed and left to run around with her fuck toy while the husband finds out the truth. Also loved the whole loud speaker recording when they where about to start another fuck session. The poison ivory part was to funny. He looked like a porn star with his infected dick and the poor recipient of his infected dick with her ass in the air about made me fall off of my chair. Great story.

Perfectly wonderful with lots of fun, 5 🌟

Loved you park canyon analogy, to bring it back to creativity world, you could probably make similar comments about James Bond movies, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Indiana Jones, most any other movie franchise you want to name, and of course, most TV series. The Devil, as always, is in the details.

OK, a better editing job would be nice, but the plot was great fun to read.

For the folks commenting about actual septic tank issues, why are you allowing "crap" like that to get in the way of a good story?

This was a funny and plausible way to expose the wife.

Keep up the good work Q.

Forgivness provides no pleasure to those who have been betrayed.

Revenge on the other hand is always heart warming.

LMAO HAHAHAHA

Best last line I've read here!

Bill brought his husband.....WTF??????

Maybe writer meant to say wife, or maybe he meant a gay couple.

With the diversity of culture in US, well u never know :/

Laughed my ass off! Thank you.

And my wife calls ME vindictive, really liked the ending, well done. Oh and when we were first married we went shooting, when we got done my wife showed me her target. It had two circles on it the size of testicles. She had shot both of then, looked me and told me cheating on her was not a good idea. True story.

Kick the cheating whore to the curb and stick to your guns!!! No Cuck here!!!

Reading ag??in. Love the poison ivy lube idea. I'm so sensitive to poison ivy that I caught it reading this story.

Just a comment on the characters in this story. No biggie. First mention of a daughter , her name is Amy. Later in the story it became Toni. Otherwise a pretty good story!

I Think this is One of this Authors Best . Keep on Writing and I will keep on Reading

Now can someone start singing that old song Poison Ivy

This author writes many great stories. In fact, I haven't found one yet that I didn't like. This one is short, and the revenge is creative and funny. The title pretty much comes straight from the story. Great work. Another 5 stars

Daughter's name is Amy, then Andi, then Toni. Which is it? I've read a few stories by this author and, even though I like the writing, this appears to be a continuing problem. Maybe an editor would help?

For anyone contesting Q's version of the possibilities of the two ways of obtaining the items for the revenge in the story I'd like to refer to his explanations in his comments on 7/11/16. I found those almost as much fun as the story.

I will say I've had several septic tank/dry well/leach field systems over the decades and none of them had a filter. But then I've never live in N.C., the closest I've come is visiting the Biltmore in Asheville before Q ever started posting stories here. Signed: BTW

However, in a previous house, the sewage had to be pumped uphill. There was a grinder pump, and it got plugged with condoms, not from my house, but next door.

As the guy who has to take care of the plumbing, I banned my wife and daughters from flushing tampons. They had to wrap them up in a paper towel and throw them in the garbage.

You can make a rubber band 😁

No, septic tanks do not have filters, they would clog up with toilet paper and and poop.

Great story, I guess everybody got what they deserved. 5 stars

STILL FUNNIER THAN HELL THE SECOND TIME READING! THANK YOU!

. . . Bill brought his husband and adopted child?

Ughhh. If two guys want to do that, it’s none of my business, but they make it my business, and the state’s business, when they want to adopt children. That’s just wrong.

Funny story. Love the payback and Amy-Andi-Toni's (three different names for the daughter?) contribution on her mother's underwear.

It’s amazing that he didn’t know the name of his own daughter. For a while there, Toni was the cousin of Jenny, friend of Amy. Then Amy was Andi. Until Andi was Toni.

It’s apropos that this story is shit. One star.

What an excellent story! Brilliant! 5 stars all the way!

Lazy. Can't even proofread. How does that happen? Who the fk is Andi

But the daughter's name went from Amy to Andi then finally Toni WTF? Did you forget to send it to the editor?

A surprising number of stories on this platform have character names that get changed due to poor search/replace or proofreading. In other cases multiple characters will briefly swap identities by accident, perhaps because the dialogue is often formatted incorrectly, with multiple people speaking in the same paragraph in a confusing way, even to the author.

I've just come to expect that most of the time. That said, the poison ivy in the lube is pure gold.

Fairly boring story that follows the standard line of discovery, revenge, finding new love. What makes the story boring is there's no emotion in it. No real love no one was really upset and the so called marriage wasn't really one in the first place.

I loved the story , things like that don't happen in real life so what. AAA+++

Great story!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Great ideas for rewarding the cheaters.

That EVIL revenge would be fun indeed!

Particularly enjoyed the last line.

Read it before

Seems I've read all the good stuff written here before. Just gives ne a warm feeling knowing a cunt cheating wife gets what she deserves.

be careful qhml1, you know willing cuckolds would call these acts insane and childish

Some of the most inventive revenge on cheaters that I’ve ever read. Great story.

"As for what happened to Beth, who the fuck cares?" Best line of the story! *****

DON'T GIVE UP.....Good story's and need more of them. So, wait no longer let's see more, more and more. Thank you

How many daughters did he have? Amy, Andi, Toni, if the story lasted one more page was her name going to be Nancy?

Oh, you mean Nancy? No, I don't think she's Betty Jo; I think Amelia Antoinette had some identity issues.

Awesome last line.

I loved it. Gave it a 5. But I think the wifey would have fought for more in the divorce, being a Narcissist bitch and all. Ladies- Here is a public service announcement. If you have a man, who has loved and cherished you, gave you a family, and put you in a pedestal, here is what you should do. If the Martian slut ray hits you, have the decency to be honest with him, and fair in the divorce. This will allow him to keep his dignity, and find love with another woman. You will at least have a good chance of the rest of your family and friends, not cut themselves out of your life. When your “ soul mate” dumps you for his next conquest, you might get some support, from those you used to love. Or... you will turn 5o, and spend the rest of your life, with your cats. Meow!

Swinger Joe- you are a total waste of space. Please jump in the septic tank, and see how long you can dog paddle!

Great story! I really enjoyed it. However, you need to clean things up a little. His daughter's name changed from Amy, to Andi, to Toni as the story went on. Clean that up and its 5 stars.

A re-read of a favorite story. BTB with some humor. 5*

Awesome story, dumped the cheating bitch and moved on without an residual contact with her. Though would have been interesting from a curiosity standpoint. And I love the rebuttal to "it was just a fling." Perfect explaination.

Great story Q. For those questioning filters in septic tanks the answer is yes some have them. Mine has 2 chambers 1 for the solids to settle in and one for the liquid to pass through and get metabolized by bacteria before passing through the leach bed and into a stream. There is a filter on the pipe between the chambers to keep the solids out second tank and leach bed. The filter is little more than a cheese cloth sack clamped to the end of the pipe but it is there.

Yes sireee! A great revenge story. Well told not much more to say than that. Loved the part about telling the counselor off.

Words fail my adoration for your writting skills !

You had a decent thing going until the end oh well there are plenty of authors who don’t support stupid stuff

second time around, cheaters get what they deserve and a happy ending, what more could you ask for?

Nother one knocked outta the park here guys!!! qhml1 is the writer's equivalent of "The Natural..." Great love story as usual 5 stars of course!