by voluptuary_manque
I love that thought of Elliotts' " Where does a man hung like that find underwear?". It also looks like Teddy intends to leave Earth a much better place then he found it. Love the story!
"....It also looks like Teddy intends to leave Earth a much better place then he found it. Love the story!...."
Certainly better then those other damn aliens, who only anal-probe Jukes and Kallicacks and Bush's! And then fly away, undoubtedly wondering when an intelligent species is going to evolve on this planet.