An Old Perverted Wet Companion

All over the UK news broadcasters are saying how lonely a lot of the elderly are -- 'starved of friendship' is a popular headline. Now, I happen to like old ladies, their ripe chubby fat bodies and titties, and they usually never trim their cunt hair and more to the point, have probably never had sex in years.

So, I set about getting to meet them. Luckily, my local council had a scheme called, new friends. I had a hard job convincing them that aged only 25, I wanted to befriend the oldies, but they bought my story about getting on well with my grandparents.

My first assignment was with a nice lady called Joyce. She was in her early seventies and I met her for afternoon tea at her lovely bungalow.

She looked nice and more to a point smelt really lovely -- lavender. With the usual tight perm, she had sparkly eyes, and from what I could determine, an ample bust.

Hers was the usual story, married for a very long time, hubby died a couple of years ago. Childhood sweethearts, the only man she ever had -- the usual story.

"It's so nice of you Peter, to take the time to befriend me. I have been so lonely since my darling hubby died two years ago. I belong to the ladies circle but I really do miss male interest -- so to speak"

"I am rather curious as to why, as a young man, you joined this scheme. Surely it must be boring to be with us oldies."

"Well, Joyce I prefer the company of older people, they are, like my grandparents, so interesting. For example, and I am sorry if this embarrasses you, my nana and grandpa told me a lot about sex in war and what went on and how women then became more liberated."

"Well Peter, your grandparents, seem very liberal. For myself, I only ever had one man and he was lovely and also unusually erotic."

"That is interesting Joyce. Can you tell me more or is it a naughty secret?"

"Well, it is naughty, some would say filthy. But my lovely hubby had a fetish about watching women going to the toilet -- you know, peeing. And as I wanted to please him he used to watch me and that led to him fingering me as I took a lovely long pee. It got to the stage that when he made me cum I used to squirt it out."

"Oh, Joyce that sounds wonderful." With that, I went over and sat beside her, and started kissing her wrinkled neck. " You smell so lovely, Joyce. Can I kiss you properly?"

As we kissed she held me tight and was happy to open her mouth so we could get more of each other.

"Oh my goodness, that takes me back to my younger days."

"And what does this do" as I ran a hand up her legs and over her loose granny pants which were wet.

"Oh this is not right, but it is so lovely," she moaned with lust as I pushed my fingers inside, I felt a lovely short piss squirt which made her hairy pussy wet and ready. Teasing and probing the gaping hole and tweaking her big erect clit she responded.

"Mmmm... oooooh yesses..." she moaned happily. "This is so lovely but if you finger me any more I will come and pee at the same time and that will put you right off."

"Joyce, how do you know that you will pee?"

"I know this is shameful, but to follow my hubby's fetish once a week we had our special piss play day. We both got naked and I lay in that recliner chair over there, on top of lots of towels. He then got me going with a big vibrator up my vagina and a small one up my bum. He then positioned himself so I could suck him off. That lot soon got me sexed up and then he started talking to me using really foul words, like, ram that cunt you stinky bitch, I want to see you gush your cunt. And soon I started to orgasm one after the other my piss hole went wild and would gush like a fountain."

"And did you like it?"

"Well, yes because it was like having two orgasms at once. When I finished he would have a strong wank and shoot streams of thick spunk over my tits and tummy and as he had a nice full bladder he then pissed all over me. It was just fantastic and I miss it."

"Joyce would like to do that with me, I love piss sex. How about tomorrow afternoon?"

"Oh yes, I look forward to it- but make sure you are nice and full and ready to go."

The next day she was dressed in just a dressing gown and took me into the living room. "Peter, it's been such a long time since I did this, I am afraid I might be a disappointment to you."

She did look unhappy so I took her in my arms and started deep tongue kissing her. Sliding one hand between her naked thighs I happily discovered a mass of cunt hair.

"Oh, that's nice Peter. Oh yes, play with my clit."

As soon as my thumb hit it, she squirmed and pissed into my hand. It was so fucking sexy.

To get her going, I took her over and laid her on the chair with her legs spread wide apart, letting me see her prominent old cunt lips and pubic hair. As I had a big stonking hard-on I quickly took off all my clothes and going to the side of the chair close to her head I told her to suck my dick. Which she did.

Letting my cock go, she asked for her vibrators and proceeded to stick the fat one up her shit hole and with the thick very long one started to ream her love tube.

"Come on you dirty old cow, fuck yourself. Stick it right up that hairy cunt", I used utterly filthy words to get her sexed-up.

"I cumming, Peter, this is fucking fantastic. Oh yes. Yes." And with that, she shot a fountain of piss. She looked so fucking hot. Droopy tits a lovely fat wobbly belly and all that now soaked cunt hair.

She came three times and I was wanking all the time. It got to the stage where I had to let go. Standing over her I shot three massive strings of spunk over her face and tits and she lapped it up.

"Now wash me off."

Which I took to be my cue to piss all over her.