Animal Café Ch. 29

"Mmm! When did Clara become that good?"

Oh, I didn't think it was true, but I was certainly doing my best.

It took a while longer, but we finally got her. The small Indian girl spasmed and twisted as Oreo tried to keep her quiet with her cushy paw. If helping Asha cook breakfast meant that we would get this kind of sex, I wouldn't mind helping whenever I could.

Once she calmed down a little, I helped Asha get down the countertop, but she had trouble standing up on those wobbly legs.

"Asha, you might want to put some clothes on now so we can start working before Lucy scolds us."

"Mmm... Yeah... I might have to do that. Oh... I'll put those on!"

Before I could even react, Asha grabbed my black panties from the floor and stepped into them.

"Aaah! Nooo! Asha! I wore those for Oreo! They are her favorite."

"Haha. I'm sure Oreo prefers you not wearing panties. Right, Oreo?"

Oreo, sitting cross-legged on top of the kitchen island, nodded and danced a bit as a sign of approval, which made me turn all red.

"Nooo! Give me back my panties."

"No. Oreo just said they were mine now."

"She didn't say anything like that! Ashaaa!"

And then our little fight came to an abrupt end when Lucy stepped into the kitchen, obviously unhappy about our behavior.

"What is going on here? Why are you two fighting? And OREO! What in the world are you doing sitting on the kitchen island? We are cooking food on it, you know. Get off it right now! Do you see Clara or Asha sitting on it? No, you don't! Because they know how to behave. And that just earned you a red collar until it's feeding time."

Oreo desperately tried to point at Asha and me and gesticulated the unfairness of the situation, but it didn't work at all. Of course, as heartbreaking as it was, Asha and I didn't feel like getting punished, so it was better to remain silent so as not to incriminate ourselves. Oreo was used to the red collar anyway; she could take this bullet for us.

"Asha. Go dress up now and do what I asked you to do. Show me that you are taking this new job seriously."

"Yes, yes. I was about to.

"And you Clara, why are you so red? Stop pulling down on your skirt like a child and help me prepare the food bottles for the pets."

"Y... yes."

I really wanted my panties back. Right now, it wasn't so bad, but when I would have to sit down to feed the pets, later on, I would certainly have to make sure to keep my legs closed.

***

"No, no,no, and no! Lucy! That will never work!"

"What do you mean, Asha? I worked hard to create that menu."

"It's more generic than the most boring fast-food around here. That's not what your customers would like to eat!"

"Come on, Asha. Everybody eats eggs, sausages, bread, and pancakes in the morning. What's wrong with that?"

"The ingredients are not the problem. It's the delivery."

"The delivery?"

"Yes... Look here... it says, "Breakfast burrito." That's not right?"

"Well, I'm not sure what the problem is. It's my favorite item on the menu. I thought it was special. What's wrong with it?"

"THE NAME!"

While I watched the incomprehensible spectacle offered by Asha when she reviewed the new breakfast menu and lost her shit, I was silently siding with Lucy on that one. I loved breakfast burritos, and I didn't want Asha to remove it from the list, at least not until she managed to articulate why she was so refractory to the idea.

"Stop yelling, young lady, and use words."

"It's NOT cute!"

"Cute? How do you want a breakfast burrito to look cute? It's not a kitten. It's a burrito."

"Well, it's the best item on the menu, so it should be called an Asha-roll!"

"..."

"..."

Not only Lucy and I looked at each other to communicate our uncertainty about this very pet-like idea, but all the petgirls who were observing us in the kitchen did the same. Savannah, Meeka, Oreo, Misti, and Vix were as puzzled as we were, even though they couldn't talk because of their tight masks.

But Asha thought it was the best idea in the world, and in the face of our lack of enthusiasm, she decided to get approval from somewhere else.

"Aaah! You don't get it! Give me one sec. I'll prove to you that I'm right."

She pulled out her cell phone from her pocket and called someone; I had a slight idea of who it could be. I only knew one person who could ingest an unlimited amount of food despite her small size, a particularly overactive white rabbit.

"Hello?"

"Hey Trix, it's Asha."

"Aaaah! Mmm... What do you want? I'm busy having sex with Accalia."

"Sshhh! You are on speakerphone, and Lucy can hear you."

"But... She is wearing her nurse uniform, and she is... nursing me."

I could see Lucy just shaking her head while pinching the bridge of her nose. Trixie would never change. Give her an opportunity to get in bed with someone, and she wouldn't miss it, even more so if it were a sexy nurse. In her defense, since she broke her arm, she was bored at home and only had her friends cheer her up. And a sexy Accalia wearing a nurse's uniform was probably the best thing she had while her friends were all having fun working at the café. Her cast was supposed to come off soon, but in the meantime, nobody could blame her for distracting herself in any way she could.

But for now, Asha needed her friend's innate ability to love food.

"Trix, we have a question for you. If we were to give you a choice this morning between a breakfast burrito or an Asha-roll, which one would you choose?"

"Oh, I have no clue what an Asha-roll is, but I'll take five of those."

"And what does Acclia want?"

"She can't talk right now because she is diagnosing me down there with her mouth, but she showed me two fingers, so two Asha-rolls for her."

"Trixie! I said Lucy was listening!"

"Aaah! Accalia! Don't nibble so hard!... I'll squirt on your face!"

Asha preferred to hang up at that point. It couldn't be helped. Trixie just couldn't stop being Trixie. But on the other hand, Asha had heard what she wanted to hear and at the same time had proved her point. Thematic food was more than likely going to be more attractive to petgirl lovers than regularly named food.

Lucy rubbed her face with her hands for a moment, trying to think about her next step. Her pets were biased beyond reason, she knew that, but they were also the ones dealing with the clients and knew what they liked the most. So she turned to the groups of silent rubber pets staring at the whole scene and asked for their creative input.

"So, if you think naming the breakfast items after the pets is a good idea, just raise your paw."

It took a moment, but cushy paws started raising. Vix was the first one, followed by Misti and Oreo, and then Meeka. Savannah, of course, did everything Meeka did, so she raised her paw right after hers. I didn't think that Kitty girl was very interested in anything other than cuddling with her raccoon friends.

Lucy sighed and decided to roll with it. She placed her hand on top of Asha's head.

"Alright, little lady. You win. You and Clara come up with your names for the food, and you show that to me later when you are ready. I have to feed the pets now. Come, everyone. We are going to the lounge."

"Yaaay! Come, Clara! I have so many ideas!"

As Lucy led her rubber pets out of the kitchen, Asha wrapped her arms around mine and pulled me aside. Apparently, we would have to spend some creative time together.

If I did a good job at helping her, maybe she would give me back my panties.