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We developed this joke after noticing this muscly, bald and especially creepy guy staring lecherously at us in the gym a few months ago while we were riding the exercise bikes. I suspect that Eliza predicted me to feel awkward and self-conscious and as such, she did her best to distract me. She started by grabbing my bum with her right hand, pushing my shoulder length ash brown hair aside with her left hand and kissing my left cheek. "What a rock hard ass darling!" She said while winking.

Instead of feeling nervous as I thought I would at such an expected turn of events, I comfortably leaned into her and said, just loud enough for the guy behind to hear me:

"with comments like that, it's no wonder you are the girl for me!"

So this what being lesbian is all about. Keeping the creeps away. This is insulting. Pretending to be something you are not is not okay. Yes it is fantasy but I suspect some readers are easily impressionable and try some of what they read. Not cool.