Big Bang Theory - How Penny Met Leona

"Get ready bitch," Dwight sneered in keeping with the script, "we're gonna seed you now. Your husband is gonna shit when a black baby pops outa you." They shoved as far up her pussy as they could and held there as they began to pump their loads deep in her belly. It was a cream-pie scene and they wanted to deposit as much as they could.

Feeling them flood her hole, Penny gasped: "ohhh yesss...cum in me...cum in me...fill my cunt with your seed." It seemed like they pumped into her for several minutes, and when they finally let their shriveling dicks slide out of her, Penny just took a deep breath and relaxed. She lay back and let the camera get a close up of their combined semen as it drooled out of her wide open slit. "What a rough way to make a living," she thought to herself as she lay there completely satisfied and contented.

Monday morning Leonard was as nervous as he had ever been, waiting for Penny to show up; not really believing that she would. Luckily he got involved in his work and was surprised when a shadow fell across his lab doorway. Looking up, a smile threatened to split his face as he saw his gorgeous visitor smiling back. "Wow...come in," he ushered her into the room, "I can't believe you actually came."

"Why wouldn't I," she answered, "it's the most intriguing invitation I've had in a long time." She removed her sunglasses and baseball cap, and when she shook her hair out it seemed to Leonard like it was in slow motion, the way her golden tresses surrounded her head like rays of sunshine. Her emerald eyes resembled glowing pools of water. "Kind of a disguise," she explained, "I don't like to take the chance of being recognized." She had dressed in black leggings and a silky pale blue blouse with a scoop neckline that revealed a generous amount of cleavage. When she moved, her breasts giggled and her nipples poked against the fabric; and he knew that she wasn't fond of bras. "So what is my mad scientist working on," she asked.

Leonard couldn't help but focus on the word "my" as he gently put his hand on her lower back and urged her to follow him to the large table. "Well I'm just doing some laser mapping today...pretty simple stuff. He handed her a pair of goggles, shut off the light, and closed the door as he flicked on the laser. He showed her how the laser would map an object like a pencil and then project a hologram. Following that he projected an image of the earth and the solar system.

Penny was amazed at the holograms and with Leonard: "wow...you are so smart. I could look at this stuff all day." After a few more experiments, they were talking about their lives like they had known each other for years. "I feel so comfortable with you," she confessed as they stood side by side and Leonard agreed. When he thought about it later he would blame it on the intoxicating smell of vanilla and strawberry emanating from her skin; as he leaned in and gently began to nibble on her earlobe. It wasn't like Leonard to be so bold and he fully expected to be the recipient of a back eye, but instead Penny actually moaned and said: "ohhh Leonard...how did you know that was my kryptonite."

He wasn't sure which surprised him more; her Superman reference or her reaction, as she turned to him, put her arms around his neck and pressed her soft lips against his. It was the most wonderful kiss of his life. He cradled her head in his hands, intertwining his fingers with her soft blond locks as their tongues began to play tag. He lost count of the "Mississippi's" and when the kiss ended she confessed: "that was so nice, Leonard...where did you learn to kiss like that."

"Google," he laughed, "we scientists do a lot of research." Grinning, she again brought their lips together and resumed their kiss. When their lips separated, Leonard didn't think he could ever be any happier; but he was proved wrong when Penny grasped his hands in hers and slid them up and under her blouse. His mouth fell open when he felt her warm flesh under his fingertips. She didn't stop him when he slid them up farther until he was cupping the most perfect set of breasts he could imagine. They were so soft and yet firm; warm and silky smooth. His erection threatened to burst the zipper on his pants as he circled her large nipples with his thumbs. "Oh my God...they're perfect," he blurted out.

"Glad you like them," Penny grinned, "I'm pretty proud of them, and you can play with them any time you like." He smiled from ear to ear as he giggled them in his palms, weighing them and bouncing them. He fondled her wonderful tits, rubbing his palms over them and then trapping her gumdrop sized nipples between his fingers. It felt to Penny like he was making love to her breasts and she moaned in response and could feel her crotch dampening.

Suddenly there were three knocks on the lab door followed by: "Leonard," knock, knock, knock, "Leonard," knock, knock, knock, "Leonard." "Remember you promised last month to drive me to the Podiatrist's office this afternoon."

Startled, Leonard yanked his hands out of Penny's blouse and responded: "be right there." "That's my crazy roommate. He won't go away until I open the door. I guess I must have promised him a ride...which I completely forgot. I'm so sorry...you'll never know how sorry."

Penny smiled, kissed him on the lips, and told him: "it's totally OK. I actually have some errands to run this afternoon."

He opened the door and Sheldon stepped into the lab while asking: "why is the light off." then noticing Penny he added: "oh."

"We were doing some laser experiments," Leonard explained, "Sheldon, this is Penny."

"Oh...Penny; the one Howard was talking about," Sheldon began, "I'm just curious: do your parents know about your chosen profession...and if so, what is their reaction?"

"Geez Sheldon," Leonard angrily responded, "I don't think this is the time...."

Penny interrupted him by explaining: "no it's OK Leonard. Well Sheldon, they DO know about my job and are not exactly pleased with it, but my Father sure likes the checks I'm able to send him. He's a farmer in Nebraska and the times have been tough lately."

"I see," Sheldon answered, "thank you...that was helpful. Are you coming Leonard?"

"I'll meet you at the car," Leonard told him and Sheldon disappeared. "I'm so sorry," Leonard apologized to Penny, "he has no social skills and isn't even aware of it. He really means no harm."

"Totally fine," Penny answered, "he is a piece of work, though. Maybe we can get together sometime this week."

His heart thumping inside his chest, Leonard exclaimed: "really...I would love that. Oh, this is a busy week for me...a couple Department meetings about funding. How about Saturday?"

"Actually that would be perfect," she agreed, "I have a couple of set-up scenes to film this week and then the movie is a wrap...done. Set-up scenes are the non-sex scenes...the ones that set-up the action. After this week I have time off...I'm all yours."

Leonard thought his heart was going to explode when she said that. "I sure like the sound of that. How about lunch time on Saturday...I'll plan something fun."

"Sounds perfect," Penny agreed, "I'll meet you at your apartment."

"OK," Leonard answered, "it's 4A, but I'll warn you: the elevator doesn't work. I'll tell you about it sometime...it's actually my fault."

"It's a date," Penny grinned and leaned in to peck his lips. Not bothering with her disguise, they walked out hand in hand...Leonard's chest never being more puffed.

Being busy, the week went fast and on Saturday morning Leonard nervously awaited Penny's arrival as he chatted with his friends. He hadn't planned on them being there, but figured she might as well meet them now. When the doorbell rang, he raced over and pulled it open. Standing on the other side was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen wearing her heart-melting smile. She was carrying a small overnight bag and when she saw his puzzled look, she explained: "I forgot to ask where we were having lunch so I brought a few clothes in case I was underdressed."

She was wearing her favorite black leggings and a sleeveless pale pink silky blouse, and Leonard assured her: "you're dressed perfectly for today's excursion."

He was acting so mysterious that she had to ask: "where exactly are we having lunch."

"Oh you'll see," he continued the mystery, "you trust me don't you."

Penny replied: "of course," and the surprising thing was she meant it; maybe the first time she had trusted a date.

"If you want we can put that in my room, out of the way, and get it later," he offered and she handed him the bag.

As soon as he disappeared down the hall, Howard sidled over to the magnificent blond; grabbed her hand and leaned over to kiss the back of it. "Enchantee," he oozed, "Howard Wolowitz."

Taking her hand back as if it had touched something slimy, she replied: "Penny...but Leonard tells me you already know that."

Just then Leonard came back into the room and was horrified to see them talking. "Oh, I see you've met Howard," he said as he stood between them. "This is Raj," he gestured, "don't be offended but he can't converse with attractive women...he needs to see a therapist. And you've already met Sheldon."

"Hi everyone...so nice to meet you," she told them.

"Don't worry, they won't be here when we get back. They're going to a Star Trek movie marathon," he explained.

"Marathon," she asked, "how many are there?"

"Thirteen," Sheldon, and Howard replied, "seven tonight and six next Saturday."

Opening the door, Leonard called out behind him: "have fun guys." As they walked down the stairs he assured Penny: "everything is already in the car."

"What do you mean everything...I thought we were going for lunch," she queried.

"It may be a long lunch," he teased, "you don't have to be back at any specific time do you?"

"Absolutely not," she displayed a puzzled grin. He held the car door open for her and she couldn't help but smile, because no one did that anymore. "This guy is definitely different," she thought. After a short drive he parked at Gwinn Park, one of the many city parks in Pasadena and again held the door for her. "This is lunch," she asked.

Grinning, Leonard told her: "no, this is just a little fun before lunch. I think you'll like it." He struggled with a suitcase in the trunk and when he opened it she saw an expensive looking drone in the case. "Have you ever flown a drone," he asked, "they really are cool. When you're guiding it with the phone, it feels like you're flying. Maybe it's just a geek thing; but try it."

He set it up for her, attaching his phone to the control panel, and showed her how to operate it. Three propellers later she had finally gotten the hang of it and was piloting it like a pro. They turned on the camera so they could record the flight and made sure they were on film. Time flew by and Penny felt like a little kid again as the copter swooped and soared high above them. When the battery and back-up were depleted, they landed the drone and Leonard packed it up. He was surprised when she threw her arms around his neck, pulled him in and pressed her soft lips against his. "Thank you so much...I can't remember when I've had this much fun," she mumbled into his mouth. "I have to admit though, I am getting hungry," she added when their kiss was over.

"Oh the fun isn't over," he slyly remarked, "this isn't the biggest park in Pasadena but I like it because it's never crowded and there is all this grass." And with that, he produced an old fashioned wicker picnic basket from the trunk, and a large blanket.

"A picnic," Penny squealed, "oh my God I haven't been on a picnic since Nebraska. Leonard, this is so great."

"I know...you're thinking...ooo big spender. But I know you said you didn't like going out that much for fear of being recognized, and I wasn't sure you wanted to be seen with someone, you know, like me; so I thought of this," he confessed.

"What do you mean "like you." I want everyone to see me with you. You are the sweetest, most thoughtful man I have ever met and you have made me so happy today," she told him.

They spread the blanket in a semi-shady spot and Leonard began unpacking the meal. "I hope you don't mind ham & cheese," he asked, "I really don't know your taste in food yet."

"Ham & cheese is perfect," she chuckled as she reached for a sandwich wrapped in wax-paper.

It had a large X on the paper and Leonard switched sandwiches with her: "that one is mine. Lactose intolerant, so it has goat cheese. It's an acquired taste." He had packed potato salad, plastic forks, paper plates, napkins and bottles of cold water.

He offered her a container full of take-out plastic condiment packages which she rummaged through and proclaimed: "all right...brown mustard, my favorite."

Grinning, he agreed: "mine too. We have take-out nearly every night so we have accumulated enough of these to serve an army." They ate and chatted like old friends and when the meal was done, they just lay back on the blanket, staring up at the clouds. Penny rested her head on his shoulder and realized she was the most relaxed and contented she had been in years. "Look at that one," he said, pointing to a cloud, "it looks like a flying saucer."

"Look at the one next to it," she suggested, "it looks like a pig. You know I had a pet pig back on the farm. His name was Moondance...my Father ran over him with the tractor."

"Oh no...that's horrible," Leonard consoled her, and then could not stifle a laugh: "did you have bacon the next morning."

She playfully punched him in the arm and admitted: "no we couldn't eat a beloved member of the family...Daddy sold the meat. He got me another piglet for Christmas, but it wasn't the same. What was the best present you ever got for Christmas?"

Penny could feel him tense up beside her and he replied: "my family didn't celebrate holidays...my Mother only believed in celebrating accomplishments. On Christmas Eve we had to write a paper and leave them for Santa to grade. My best effort was a C+."

"Holy crap, are you kidding me. No tree, no decorations, no presents," she exclaimed, raising up on her elbows and looking at him. "Leonard that's terrible."

"One year my grandmother sent me a card with five dollars in it, but when my Mother found out about the money, she made me send it back," he admitted. "I've been wearing Sheldon down and I think this is finally the year he lets me have a tree in the apartment."

"I'm going to see to it that you have a tree this year," she told him, "even if we have to sneak it into your bedroom." He loved that she thought they would still be together for Christmas. "I have to ask you a question, and you have to tell me the truth."

"I would always tell you the truth," he stated, turning his head to look at the angel next to him.

She believed him implicitly and continued: "when you found out what I did for a living, did you run right out and buy one of my DVD's? It's OK if you did...I'm just curious."

Penny had turned her head also, and he looked her right in the eyes when he replied: "Howard saw us together at the bar and knew immediately who you were. He said he had a couple of your DVD's and offered to loan them to me. Honestly, I thought about it...and decided that if I ever get lucky enough to see you naked, I want THAT to be the first time. That's not who you are to me...THIS is who you are," and he reached for her hand and squeezed it in his.

She could feel her eyes moisten and thought to herself: "I can't believe I found this sweet man." Leaning over him, their lips met for an epically long kiss and then they settled back on the blanket and continued talking; hand in hand. He talked about playing the cello and being the subject of his Mother's psychology experiments, and she talked about being a cheerleader and living on a farm. "You know, I got into this business partly to help my family and now that my Father's bill are nearly caught up; I've been thinking seriously about getting out and finding a normal job."

"What do you think you would do," he asked.

"I don't really know...maybe something in sales," she suggested, "I'm pretty good at persuading people."

"Whatever you were selling...I would buy it," Leonard confirmed, "anything...even if it was something I couldn't use, like...tampons. Hey maybe I could use them to stop that drip in the bathroom...and I'm not referring to Sheldon."

When the sun began to set, they packed everything into the car and drove back to his apartment. He insisted on being the gallant one and carrying everything up the stairs. Stopping in front of the door to 4A with his arms completely full, he exclaimed: "oh crap...I left the keys in the car. Would you please get my spare key out of my wallet."

"It would be my pleasure," she offered and slipped her fingers into his back pocket. Finding the key just as his arms were reaching the breaking point, she unlocked the door and let them in. When she was replacing the key, Penny paused to see his driver's license photo. She loved looking at other people's terrible DMV pictures, but suddenly noticed his DOB. "Holy crap Leonard...is today really your birthday," she shouted.

Dropping the case by his desk and the picnic basket on the kitchen counter, he thought for a minute and answered: "yeah...I guess it is. You want a bottle of water?"

"Don't tell me you don't celebrate birthdays either," she asked, incredulous.

"I told you...my Mother only celebrated accomplishments, and being shot out of her birth canal wasn't one of them," he calmly stated, "it's no big deal."

"Are you kidding...it's a huge deal. You spent all day giving ME the nicest time I can remember having, and it's YOUR birthday," she raised her voice.

"Well there you go," he admitted, "this was the best birthday I can remember because I got to spend it with you."

"You dear sweet man," she told him as she stood in front of him, "if I was any good in the kitchen, I would make you a birthday cake right now; but this will have to do," and she put her arms around his neck and kissed him passionately until they both had to come up for air.

"Happy Birthday to me," he beamed as they sat down on the sofa. The sun was down over the horizon and the light in the living room was soft and getting faint as she leaned her head on his shoulder and relaxed. "You wanna watch TV or something," he asked.

"The or-something kind of intrigues me," she answered, "I kinda liked what we were doing."

"Yeah, me too," he smiled and leaned over to surround her lips with his. They kissed several times; their tongues getting familiar with each other and their arousal growing.

"Would you like to play with "the girls;" after all it IS your birthday," she suggested as she sat up and tugged her silky blouse off over her head and threw it over by his desk. Seeing her magnificent breasts for the first time, Leonard sucked in his breath and just stared. They were perfection: 36 C and perfectly round with not a hint of sag. Her pink areola were elliptical and surrounded gumdrop sized dark pink nipples.

"I was right...they ARE perfect," he whispered as if afraid he would break the spell and she would disappear. Smiling, she scrunched over and sat on his lap, giving him easier access to her bare breasts and putting her arm around his neck. Laying against him, she watched as he started to caress and fondle her soft flesh. He had the look on his face of a kid under the tree on Christmas morning and she could feel her heart melting. He ran his hand over first one and then the other, marveling at their softness. "Your skin is like silk," he whispered as he squeezed and kneaded her warm flesh.

Leaning forward he gently licked all around her left areola before sucking her plump nipple into his mouth. He continued to suckle while caressing her right breast and then began to carefully grind her nipple between his teeth. Although used to being the center of attention, Penny knew that there was already a growing wet patch in the crotch of her leggings. She loved having her tits played with, and Leonard was hitting all the right buttons. Switching breasts, he sucked her swollen right nipple; teasing it with his teeth; and trapped her left gumdrop between his fingers. Penny's body shivered and she knew her leggings were now soaked.