All Comments on 'Big Mouth Ch. 01'

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KarenEKarenEabout 10 years ago
Just Joking?

She obviously wasn't just joking about "Brian".

When she said the sex "wasn't like him", he should have said "Oh, you mean it wasn't just barely adequate?"

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago

Let me put in my two cents in here. First of all in my day when a woman was married, engaged going steady or just dating a fellow fairly regularly she was dating material .Steve knew Heather was Brian steady girl , he also knew that they were fucking because they would go away together on the weekend, he also said that he knew that she was more sexually knowledgeable then him. In other ways she was a southern belle that liked to fuck. In my day we wanted to get into girls like hers panties but we didn't conceder them as marriage material. HOW times have changed. She knew and every else knew that Brian was an asshole but she continued to date him, he was a loser in school , all he did is go to the gym and workout , while Steve studied to get a degree so he could have a future that didn't involve slopping hogs. That is why she dropped Brain to be with Steve because she knew how Steve felt about her, and with Steve there was a better chance that she would have a more comfortable life, so the options were big cock and fantastic fucking asshole for a husband wife of a hog slopper , or wife of a educated career driven man that was kind and loving, pick door two. That doesn't mean that she doesn't miss Brian big cock and the fucking. She said that it was just joking and it didn't mean anything, she was drunk well I know from experience when drunk or close to being drunk we tend to say what we have on our minds that we would never say while sober, so Heather expressed her dissatisfaction with Steves lovemaking ability as being inadequate and that she had to imagine it was Brian fucking her and not Steve in order for her to feel anything ,she completely destroyed that man and I honestly cant see any future for them as a couple or staying in the so caller marrage.She should go to the place where Brian is slopping hogs and restart her relationship with him, once he heard what she thought of him as lover she totally destroyed his ego and self worth as a man He will never get that out of his mind, by her saying that he is inadequate it has total ruined him. I know because when someone you love and think they love you too ,and they say some thing mean and hurtful it stays with you forever , I still hear and remember things said when I was child and that was sixty some years ago ,so no I see no hope for a future for this couple

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
Here comes a wimp!!!!

Except for a very few authors posting here, why do the authors posting here seemed determined to make a husband a spineless wimp? Children or no children, he should of cut his losses at the very beginning and began his life all over again (without her). She is a lying cheating woman.

Tootight1Tootight1almost 10 years ago
very nice

the truth is in that love and hate can be so close, that you lose perspective. the fact that females can be so flippant with their personal adventures, only shows how all this can occur. I really feel sorry for hubby, who doesn't understand , that this is very typical of a wife, in most situations.

tazz317tazz317over 9 years ago
REMINISCING BRINGS FORTH BUYERS REMORSE

forgetting the latin Caveat ...TK U MLJ LV NV

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago

Steve has too much of an ego to let some silly wife trash-talking be. Yes, Heather was wrong for emphatically emasculating him, but what he fails to acknowledge is that the other wives would know Heather well enough to understand she was bullshitting because her decade-old marriage was clear proof she wouldn't settle for a below-par meal-ticket. However, Steve is under the false assumption the so-called co-conspirators will now snickering behind his back and laughing at his inadequacies. It's all in his head.

Clearly, Steve is ringing Heather's chimes but he would be naive to assume he was her ultimate stud. He needs to swallow his pride and realize that although his wife views him as her soul-mate, he'll never be her perfect mate.

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Too Bad!

The marriage of these two sounds like many marriages. Trash talking about her husband and him hearing it took his pride and made him feel like a failure. With that in mind they, both of them, should have never thought they could fix by themselves. The pain that was felt should not and cannot be fixed by ones self. Counseling would have help tremendously.

The story was good, but the ending left the me with questions of their future. Did they work it out or what? There was no conclusion.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 9 years ago
Pride Comments

So many comments about how Steve needs to swallow his pride, just plain ignorant. The issue is not a matter of pride, but trust and respect. Clearly she never mentioned to Steve that she was dissatisfied with their sex life. She uses the fantasy of an old boyfriend to get herself off, complete disrespect. We all know that most wives hate their husbands watching porn for this exact reason because they dont like the fact that another women is giving them pleasure in this way even if its only mental. Plus we all know there wouldn't be half as many comments telling Heather to let go of her pride if the opposite situation occurred. Half the people would be telling Heather that her husband obviously doesn't appreciate her at all and would advise her to dump him.

Seeker1107Seeker1107about 9 years ago
Dunno if I commented on this one

if I did then bear with me here. On second read I need to say, they should have started counseling from the start. If for nothing else, she needs to learn that you do not disparage your spouse in public unless you are seeking a divorce. There is no good reason for it. How does that Latin saying go? In vinous veritas? So if she was drunk then she was telling the truth. If she wasn't then everything after was spin control. Either way there was no upside for the husband. One class she should have taken in school was when to shut up and stop digging your grave deeper.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 9 years ago
In reality there should not of been a ch. 2.

He should of "manned up" and left the bitch on the second page.

tazz317tazz317almost 9 years ago
AN OLD ADAGE ABOUT AN OPEN MOUTH AND A BIG FOOT

and now the extraction is worse than the cure. TK U MLJ LV NV

krosis666krosis666almost 9 years ago
Not a matter of Ego, or Pride

But a matter of disrespect, a matter of trust and deceit.

She lied. For years. How exactly was he supposed to get better at satisfying her, if everytime they had sex, she lied to him and pretended it was great? How can he get better, if he doesn't know that he isn't doing it the way she wants? It's like your boss constantly telling you that you are doing the best work in the company, only for him to fire you, years later, for gross and ongoing incompetence! How could he EVER satisty her, if she was constantly stretching herself with an oversized dildo? If she was constantly fantasizing about someone else? What person can EVER live up to someone else's fantasies, when even the subject of those fantasies seldom can? That's HER failure, not his! She never gave him the opportunity to satisfy her, or to learn to satisfy her! Usually, when someone claims that someone else is 'bad in bed', the problem is on their side! Arousal is as much mental, as physical, and if you EXPECT a bad performance, you will NEVER get satisfaction.

Perhaps he should have remembered that old joke about the man and woman about to have sex for the first time. When he drops his pants, she bursts out laughing, saying "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with THAT little thing?" To which, the rapid response came; "ME!"

krosis666krosis666almost 9 years ago
Mutual satisfaction

is like Mutual Annihilation. The clue is in the name. It takes TWO to tango!

If one person doesn't participate, and only lies there, expecting and demanding to be satisfied, how can they not expect the other person to just take care of their own! As I said, sex is as much mental, as physical, and if the mind isn't involved, the body simply cannot take up the slack. Mutual. You must give to receive. Everyone seems to think that it's the other person's JOB to get them off, with or without your active participation. No, it's not. It's their job to offer stimulus and arousal. It's the job of YOUR body to complete the task! That's why it takes TWO!

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333almost 9 years ago
Second time through...

once again this story resonates with me, as I had a similar experience with a girlfriend. Five stars. One of my all time favorites. I can't remember how it ends, but I think a nice lie detector machine might help.

AnonymousAnonymousover 8 years ago
Krosis666 said it perfectly

And it sounds like she isn't participating at all which equals Dead fuck! I would have thrown that into her face first thing at that party

sbrooks103sbrooks103over 8 years ago
Re-Reading

This is at least my second time through, so there may be some repeats here.

Even IF she was only joking, those aren’t the kinds of jokes you make with people your husband knows and socializes with, with office mates, MAYBE, but not with your social circle. As I think someone else said, how would SHE like it if he “joked” with the other husbands about what a shitty lay SHE was?

“I didn't mean a word of what I was saying.” – Didn’t mean a word? But you were obviously telling the truth about “Brian”!

“Now, all I felt was repulsion towards her.” – “revulsion”.

Their first date should have been a red flag; she was still going with Brian, so she was technically cheating on him going out with Steve.

Tootight1Tootight1about 8 years ago
2nd or 3rd time here

It is a good story, that goes without saying, that's why I gave it a 5. How much it reflects reality, I cant really say, but from what I have heard in my life time, I would say it was pretty accurate about wives and girl friends. Females are quicker and more adept, at trashing their husbands throughout their lives, that it totally stuns my senses. There is supposed to be some degree of truth and honesty in a marriage, and it certainly isn't in theirs. The kids present a problem here, as most would agree. At this point, I would recommend that the couple take a weekend, and do nothing but talk, honest truth, uncensored. I do believe she loves him, and he still loves her, that's why he is hurt, but she doesn't seem hurt at all, just horney, that should tell a story too, but I don't think their going to cover that, the story doesn't. She should feel hurt, because of the hurt she caused her husband, but no, she's a woman.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 8 years ago
Chickens come home to roost

She cheated on Bryan with him, and he was a willing participant. There is an old adage that when cheaters marry, it leaves a vacuum. It seems pretty clear she married him for security, not sex. The discovery of those bog dildos should be a clear revelation that the wife was not being sexually satisfied. A person usually tell the truth when they get high drinking. I think the husband should stop crying about being married to a cheater (be it a dildo or another man) and be looking for an exit strategy from this sham of a marriage.

Eros_ReaderEros_Readeralmost 8 years ago
Awesome

Part 1 was one of the most exciting Loving Wives stories I've ever read, and I've read a lot. Thank you. Eros_Reader

dc6370dc6370over 7 years ago
Excellent work!

Wow, what a touchy subject. You have done a great job describing it!

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Cardinal sin of mating

A female SHOULD NEVER talk ill of a male package and expect to stay together.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
forget sex

Any spouse who makes denigrating comments about his-her wife-husband in any setting to anyone is guilty of an insidious and unforgivable betrayal.

The audience to those comments lose all respect for the demeaned spouse.

Everyone, no matter the gender, has self-respect. Everyone has an ego. Contrary to the feminine myth most males do not use the size of their penis as a calibration of their self-worth. Contrary to how females to a one fixate on their own breasts.

Feminists have always and will continue to despise men and seek to denigrate them and define them as nothing more than penis packers. True the survival of the species depends on vaginas. But sperm is also required. In this day and age, only a limited number of males need exist to be milked and have their seed stored.

Given the current climate, and ever increasing hatred females have for men, the accumulation oflaws that grant the feminine gender almost all the power. The acquiescence of east and west coast males to the feminine agenda bodes ill for men.

As always, the pendulum swings to extremes. The power shift is all but complete. However, this time, this pendulum will end up stuck and will not move back.

Too bad humanity could not find common ground and settle in the center.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Stop here.

There is no need to continue She made her bed. Now please note your writing is much better. I did not notice any tense problems. Love your stories. Even if you continue this and they get together you still have a great imagination.

dwhit48988dwhit48988over 7 years ago
Very Good Story

I gave it five stars..

The only comment is that the character of Heather seems bipolar, and does not seem to be consistent from the start of the story to the end.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Good story, shameless wife...

I wonder how the wife would have felt if she'd heard her husband telling the other men how her pussy was stretched out from pounding herself with horse-cock sized dildos. Maybe heard a description about her sagging boobs and drooping ass, how she refused or didn't know how to give a blowjob. Think she might have been offended?

I don't know, maybe it's just the men I hang around with, but none of them - even in college - none of them ever described their girlfriends or wives sexual organs. We never sat around and talked about who was the tightest or who had the biggest nipples. Maybe we just respect them too much to denigrate them that way. Still don't talk about it.

user110user110almost 7 years ago
what an immature douche bag

if he got that mad over her talking shit, then he was ALREADY looking for a way out of his marriage. she should have told him to hit the road.

Tootight1Tootight1almost 7 years ago
good story

4th read or more I don't remember. Doesn't matter, it's still good. There are kids involved here, and that's unfortunate. If there was something lacking in their love making, don't you think that it should have been mentioned, at least to the hubby? Oh no, she talks all this shit to her girl friends behind his back. Am I the only one to acknowledge this.

Do I think she actually loves him, yes. Do I think he loves her, yes. She made a mistake, oh hell yes. Guy's don't know what women talk about, just as they don't know what guys talk about. What he heard could easily have been about anything he had feeling for, and she found funny or ridiculous. The fact that it was about their intimacy was the point. There is always going to be a bigger cock, or a tighter pussy, or bigger tits, that we know is true, but finding the love of your life is a lot harder, along with their mistakes, and bad judgment.

If there wasn't kids involved, it would have been a simple matter of divorcing her. Kids make a binding tie that will always be there. They have to work it out. Some counselling would go a long way here.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago

While I feel that Steve has every right to be angry, I can't help but point out that he seems a little too egoistical and prideful. His wife insulted him in front of her friends, and he has the right to feel bitter about that. But the way he goes about it is just too much. Almost like an immature teenager than a grown man.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 7 years ago
Worst RAAC ever, even for LW

Heap abuse on the man, continue in Chapter 2, in the end he'll forgive a double-betrayal.

Unless you love RAACs -- not reconciliations, but a true RAAC, stop reading now.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
other side

Have a wife overhear husband talking about how tight his high school girlfriend is and how loose she is to all their friends and how he thinks of her to get off

Then have her find a stash of fake vaginas in his sock drawer.

Then ee how she reacts

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
NFW!

Me, I'd of packed my stuff, left, did the 50% banking thing, contacted a divorce lawyer and gotten out if town, pronto like. Never to be senn again in that town. Humiliation, humiliation, humiliation.

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
The OPPOSITE of "Honor", or "Cherish"

The reason for those vows is that the opposite of them, which this stupid piece of shit did, is unforgivable.

RAAC crap. And chapter 2 is worse.

Schwanze1Schwanze1about 6 years ago
How

about telling her he's hiring high priced hookers for lessons and he'll get back to her when he feels like he's upped his game. ;)

AnonymousAnonymousabout 6 years ago
Without repeating

Anon - Her Task: Unring the Bell nailed my thoughts down perfectly. Though I’d also add one of Harryin Vas comments. Specifically that he NEVER satisfied her.

I like reconciliations but honestly, here, I don’t want one.

sbrooks103xsbrooks103xalmost 6 years ago
Late Thought

"It wasn't the type of love making I'm used to from you." - You mean the lame love making that made you fantasize about Brian?

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 6 years ago
He finally got the picture

Bout time. He's understanding that she has no respect for him. If she did there would be no husband trash talk out of her mouth. Ever. Hope the second chapter is better for him.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 6 years ago
Husband is an idiot

He knows Heather is out of his league, yet still gets pouty. Hope she dumps his ungrateful ass.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 6 years ago
Husband is an idiot? Not!!!!!

She totally disrespected him with his friends. Joke or not she kept embellishing on how bad he was. How could he ever expect to look at his friends without worrying what they thought of him as a man. He should have took a hammer to her toys.then burned them I n the front yard. She never saw what the problem was with mouthing off. The comment someone made about being out of her league. She could never live up to his type of comitment and love for her she didn't deserve him. She blew it and wouldn't take responsibility for her big mouth. She took him for granted.

DrakenNoirDrakenNoirover 5 years ago
Husband Treated Her Right and She Took a Dump on Him!

Well most points have been covered. You either like him or you dont. Basically he wasn't a bad guy. He treated her far better than the real Brian did and she, far from treating him with respect, bought into the trash talk instead of being a good example. She was and is lazy and should have encouraged what she liked and brought him along much better than she did. She said it herself, she trained him. So he was right, SHE did a BAD job. She liked oral, which most women do come during. But she didn't like to do him. She is a little rare, coming during vaginal sex. A majority of women come from oral sex.

One thing that hasn't been posted recently - she sometimes fantasized about Brian when she was with her husband. That isn't a good sign. He on the other hand only fantasized when he was alone. Big difference!! So it sounds basically like she really didn't get very turned on by him and never let him know how he could do better. Both might share the blame but the majority has to go to her. She really didn't teach him correctly.

Additionally, what goes on behind closed doors should NEVER be talked about. Especially in a setting like they had that weekend.

ojalalalaojalalalaover 5 years ago
You have an itch that I can't scratch, you keep itching...

Unless she and her husband have approved the use of toys in their lovemaking, she shouldn't have them. She betrays him every time she uses them because she uses them for the sole purpose of removing her husband from her mind and going back to specific and very real lovers. Her husband now knows why he's found her so loose at times and now suspects that she may be cheating on him with other men and keeps the mechanical cheats to use as an alibi.

She already told the closest of her husband's friends that she's never been with her husband when they made love, that she was with Brian in her head every time. Her husband lined those battery powered fuck buddies of hers outside and she took them back in and continues to use them while he goes completely without! She'd do well to acknowledge her husband as the only 'itch scratcher' and remove the batteries before burning those things and any other toys she's brought in to replace him. That should be #1 on the “if you have any hope of our married life going beyond where it is now” list, #1 because unless she does that, she won't be able to talk to him and get him to believe her. She didn't teach him worth anything and likely quit communicating with him because she was selfish enough to not want to do what he liked: she enjoyed his ½ hour oral love making without EVER loving him orally – she should love him enough to try it or tell him she'll go without that pleasure he gives her.

She already told the closest of her husband's friends that she's never been with him when they made love, that she was with Brian in her head every time. Now, when Hubs changes up on her, she complains that he isn't doing what she said he was doing before. What – Hubs' fucking her raw instead of making love knocks the fantasy of her past lover out of her head?

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
AN ARROGANT, DISRESPECTFUL CUNT WHO GOT CAUGHT BEING WHAT SHE IS.

Why he's wasted five minutes about getting away from the cold hearted, self-centered bitch is a total mystery. With an attitude like that, there's no way that she hasn't fucked other men during their ten year marriage. She just wasn't about to advertise it to her friends at the kitchen table.

5 * * * * * s

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
Upcoming RAAC

The wife character deserves to be divorced after her gross public display of disloyalty, lack of respect for her husband, and lack of respect for the intimacy of her marriage. What she did was so ugly that her protestations that she didn't mean are insulting. If the husband had gone on at length to his male friends about what a useless cunt and worthless lover his wife is, would anyone believe his protestations that he didn't mean it? Frankly, I think the wife character is so bipolar that the author has failed to create a believable character, and she is so despicable that the subsequent reconciliation is also unbelievable.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
the only way to show heather what a cunt she truly was

would be to explain to her

"what if i collected pocket pussies, gave them names of my ex-girlfriends, and proceed to tell all our friends, 'i love my wife...but she's such a dead fish in the sack...and loose....below average lover really...that's why i have all these awesome pocket pussies so i dont cheat on the lazy cow. i mean, i love her...she's a great mother and friend...but what a lousy lay."

and if she says she'd be okay with that, i'd laugh and say, "Good! because the next barbecue we go to I'm going to do exactly that!" and see how she actually reacts.

Just_WordsJust_Wordsabout 5 years ago
Here's the line:

"No wife should bad mouth her husband to anyone, especially in public." And no husband should, either. We place our trust in each other. Trying to impress your friends by denigrating your spouse is a lousy way to impress people. She has to grow up.

moblanemoblanealmost 5 years ago
Scout's advice...Be prepared!

Bad scene here laced with not -so-nice possibilities. I wonder why women are credited with 'emotional sensitivities' sometimes, they can be obtuse to the point of arrogance. (just a personal observation)

26thNC26thNCalmost 5 years ago
Before

I've read this story before, but never presented better. Great job!

Tootight1Tootight1almost 5 years ago
Good Story

2nd,3rd, or 4th read, and still good. A wife's words can put you in heaven or hell. This is a representation of that, but remember folks, that works both ways. As far as I am concerned, this is a good story, with something to be gained by the reader. I believe she got caught up in the discourse they where having in the kitchen and got carried away. As far as it being the truth, I suspect there was a grain of truth in every statement. Men and women are different, big surprise huh? He had a lot to overcome, but so does she. They, as a couple never had that talk apparently, about what I did or wouldn't ever do, or would like to do, ever.

jtwheelsjtwheelsalmost 5 years ago
Why hook up with her?

She was cheating on Brian with you no matter what he was doing

So you marry a cheater and then get upset

No way

Just_WordsJust_Wordsover 4 years ago
Roger was right.

No wife should trash her husband and laugh about it. If you have a comploaint, discuss it without making a joke out of it. That's just disrespectful.

PowersworderPowersworderover 4 years ago

Should have ended it here and divorced the bitch. She has no respect at all for her husband... and it gets a hell of a lot worse in the next chapter.

robroy93robroy93over 4 years ago
Don't

Don't know how you get back after hearing your wife compare you to an old lover. Especially talking about it in public.

MarkT63MarkT63about 4 years ago
Nope!!!

I could never get over her disrespect...

Get a DNA test for the kids too!!!

WargamerWargamerabout 4 years ago

He over did it. A really stupid guy. She loves him, he is just too stupid to understand girl talk and obvious men talk as well.

What a dick head!!!

LoejtcLoejtcalmost 4 years ago
Dread the next chapter

I haven't read the next chapter but I dread it.

To publicly humiliate your spouse the way Heather did was over the top. I can see Steve questioning everything in their lives past, present and future. Was he ever in Heather's head or heart when they had sex or was he just a cock to use while she fantasized about one of her former lovers? Can he bring himself to make real love to her ever again or will it always be just selfish sexual relief? Was she just a whore who used Steve to get away from her slut lifestyle after Brian dumped her ass? How much more could you humiliate your husband than to tell all your friends that you have a dildo named after your old fuck buddy boy friend and you use it to really get yourself off because of his mediocre performance? What was the name of the big black dildo? Was she a bbc lover also?

This isn't about a man's ego or sexual prowess. This is about the public humiliation of the person you supposedly love in front of yours and his closest personal friends.

That's an offense worse than cheating because cheating is generally a secretive activity and not flaunted publicly especially in front of close acquaintances or friends.

Heather betrayed Steve and her marriage in a most public manner.

Having read a number of this author's works, I fear Steve will be eating humble pie for the rest of this marriage. While they may reconcile this relationship is irreparably damaged. There will be little happiness between them in the future. I don't see how Steve will ever consider her credible. There will never be the trust level necessary to a solid marriage. Hopefully they can tough it through until the kids are old enough to handle the eventual divorce.

AlericAlericalmost 4 years ago

Disrespecting your spouse to all your friends might be a bigger act of betrayal than actually cheating. I'm not sure such an act is forgivable.

lujon2019lujon2019almost 4 years ago

You need to keep a better track of your time time

You had two weeks pass, you then used the phrase three weeks later AFTER the two weeks and then they had the party at the end of a sixth week yet you said after that "a month" over and over

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago

Absolutely no forgiveness for her. Women do this sort of thing all the time & it’s about time things changed. They have NO RESPECT for bedroom secrets and no idea how much it hurts. Ditch the bitch.

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago
Kids

Did they leave the kids alone in the middle of the night when they took her friends home?

26thNC26thNCover 3 years ago
Again

If she wasn't drunk, then why was she talking so much junk. One of them has a.big problem.

MeredithXMeredithXabout 3 years ago

OK, he didn’t like her comments, which were in fact disrespectful, especially in front of mutual friends. I understand that. But when he started acting jealous of the sex toys, I decided to take Heather’s side. Grow up already, dude.

Three stars, but that’s after I deducted one star for all the ridiculous errors.

amygdalaamygdalaabout 3 years ago

Wow...The wife in this tale literally eviscerated her husband infront of his closest friends. A couple should always have each other backs and certain things should never pass the bedroom door let alone the front door of there home.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 3 years ago

This story is a revolting RAAC by a feminized male author. Here we have an example of the author watching Wonder Woman and similar nonsense too many times: "The woman could probably break his ass in half if she had a mind to."

The wife has shown a profound lack of respect for her husband and their marriage by discussing intimate things that neither spouse should ever discuss with others. I have never heard men talking about what their wives are like in bed. I'm sure it happens, but it has to be rare and would show a lack of respect and love for the wife (no matter what he says, and it would betray the bond of intimacy in the marriage.

Now for the feminist aspect of the story, which continues in the next installment...Except when a male is very young, crippled, very ill, or elderly, or blind-sided, a woman is never going to "break a man in half". She will, if he isn't inhibited by social conditioning, be thrashed. Various studies show that a well conditioned 20 something female has about the same cardio-vascular capability as the typical middle aged man. Men have an overwhelming upper body strength advantage that no amount of training by a woman can overcome, as well as a significant low body strength advantage. This is why physical standards in the military have declined; the girlies can't perform. So, the standards are declared "obsolete" and lowered. This is how we get "mommy rangers" and girlie cops and firemen. Even in "female" MMA and boxing (what a joke), the girlies describe the the hormonally and surgically multilated men called "trannies" as "overwhelming". The world's champion women's soccer team has scrimmaged against under 15 boys team and lost.

In story after story we see the distortions of reality induced by feminism and the lie of female substantive "equality". Men and women are radically different far beyond their plumbing differences. In very few areas of life is one an adequate substitute for the other. A culture that has imbibed the lies of feminism is decaying. God help your sons if today's military actually has to go into combat.

oldtwitoldtwitabout 3 years ago

I bet that this is something that has happened a lot, not a bad story but what an odd ending

nestorb30nestorb30almost 3 years ago

No coming back from this in the real world

NitpicNitpicalmost 3 years ago
Sense

If she had any sense she would divorce the childish self opinionated arsehole.

BigfundrewBigfundrewover 2 years ago

Everything else aside... he left the kids home alone while he drove the drunk women to their homes?

sbrooks103xsbrooks103xover 2 years ago

Why does she have a flavored lube? Who's going to be tasting it?

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"Well, don't let them stay up too late." - How late is SHE going to be out?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

wow that was crazy leaving their kids alone by them self

captcoolcaptcoolabout 2 years ago

What I got out of this story is, that Steve was an insecure football jock who's delicate ego got the best of him. David stood out as the only real man among Steve's circle guy friends. The rest of the guys called him a wuss. As far as I'm concerned, Heather is much better off without him anyways.

OdessaLesOdessaLesabout 2 years ago

Heather was a real Bitch, husbands don’t talk to other men or anyone about their sexual relations with their wives and wives don’t talk to others about sexual relations with their husband. It’s just not done, unless you are a total jerk/asshole. It seems he trying to keep things going (mainly for the sake of the kids) but his manhood has been destroyed, whether what she said was true or not. If he wasn’t satisfying her she should have told him so and then taught him what to do. Very enjoyable and well written.

william48william48about 2 years ago

What a whiney little baby. Time to man up and grow up. Heather is better off without hi. She should just divorce him and talked him for every penny

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

I agree with part of what someone said. He should man up and dump the coniving bitch.

GuyfromShadesGuyfromShadesalmost 2 years ago

Enjoyed this first section. Hope the story improves with the next part. Thanks for your writing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Wives talk just like guys talk. He's a whiney insecure little man who can't get past this. Grow a pair, dude, she was trash talking like you and your buddies do.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

He should of looked up Brian and told him his wife named her vibrater after him and gave him her phone number, that would of made the point.

Omegaman56Omegaman56almost 2 years ago

If everyone divorce because they said something stupid nobody would be stupid

I would have problem if she was drunk and said it

I would it far a couple of BJs

TheRealMadtexTheRealMadtexover 1 year ago

I liked the story and enjoyed this part BUT, I have never heard a bunch of needles whining about stupid trivial crap. The M.C. needs to man up.

oldtwitoldtwitover 1 year ago

Mmmmmmmmm this is getting good

NitpicNitpicover 1 year ago
What

What an arsehole;did he practise being one from birth by constantly throwing his toys out the pram.I don't now where the next part is going, but I hope it ends up with her divorcing him.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

What is he.

Tight and loose and he didn't bring it up immediately?!

Imagine someone else in bed. No three too crowded

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

She's not worth the effort.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

What a stupid cunt she is. She deserves to be a single divorced mom.

Then she can get all the big dicks she wants.

And speaking of stupid cunts...Nitpic and the comment below.

As usual you missed the entire premise of the story.

The husband MC was NOT the asshole. And if you sympathized with the dumbass wife? That tells us much about you.

Good lord there are so many moronic people in this world. Maybe we do need a catastrophic event to weed out the fucking clueless...

MarkT63MarkT63about 1 year ago

There could be no coming back from that level of disrespect...

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Great story as usual man.

Why would a wife disrespect her husband like that? Why would anyone who loves someone humiliate them, cut them so deep. Why should he show her even an iota of respect when she has none for him. Guys talk shit about their wives but never publicly humiliate them, and no man talks that much harsh, razor cutting shit to his boys.

She thinks of another man when they have sex...damm dude that's fucking rough.

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

The guys need to fuck each others wives and then compare them as to which was the best fuck…. Or at least Steve needs to tell the whole group how great a fuck Barb was, far better than Heather. Then all the guys need to tell the group what lousy lays their wife is and how much better they’re get off thinking abut … pick your fantasy woman. Steve needs to let them all know that Heather isn’t that good in the sack.

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

MC was right to lose his temper, but because she brought an ex boyfriend to bed with them, the rest of it was on the MC…vanilla & milk toast sex does it for some guys, but not women. You need to change up your game every couple of years and bring something to the table to make a marriage last. If you think women don’t start clucking about good and bad sex while drinking with girlfriends, then I’m not sure what to say to you. The only line she crossed was to say out loud that she named her dildo and has to think of an ex to get off. MC being small and being a bad screw will follow him everywhere, divorce or not.

AnonymousAnonymous8 months ago

Author presents interesting options for chapter 2. Does husband finally fall back in love with wife and she agrees to become a better teacher? Does he hold her comments over her head and make her his sex slave? Or, does he fall victim to "In asshole jock vs loving nerd, loving nerd wins, until he isn't loving anymore" and she starts playing the field. Husband admitted that wife was still hot and that he married way above his head.

AnonymousAnonymous7 months ago

Knew all about her and meat!

Chose him over you and yet you were infatuated.

Got exactly what you deserve!

tralan69ertralan69er4 months ago

@sbrooks103x

Why does she have a flavored lube? Who's going to be tasting it? - She likes flavored lube, as stated earlier.

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"Well, don't let them stay up too late." - How late is SHE going to be out? - Until around 1:00 am as stated earlier.

chasbo38chasbo384 months ago

While this story may seem a bit far-fetched let me assure you that I find the wife-talk event that started the problem to be completely believable. While sitting on airplanes listening to women in the row ahead or behind me I have heard women who were strangers when they got the plane tell each other intimate things that their husbands never wanted anyone else to hear. But Heather went way over the line when she said things like having to teach her husband about sex and when she is not responding to him in bed she thinks about her ex-boyfriend's nine-inch cock. She claimed to be drunk but if she was drunk those statements came right out of her subconscious.

Certainly Steve's reaction was overblown but the situation deteriorated when Heather got pushed out of shape. She was used to Steve caving in and giving her her way. This time she could not control the situation and she was not going to be able to get her way. "Boom!"

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

So funny reading the comments, especially the one who clearly thinks all women are the same.

Just an FYI, what one woman likes/gets turned on by, another won't. You've been watching too much porn. Partners need to learn from each other what pops their buttons. Maybe stop sleeping with whore's that pretend as its giving you poor feedback.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

My two cents. I'll be brief.

Went to a private fall reunion party w/ my wife. 7 wives sat on the hearth of a backyard fire place . All 7 husband's stood in the cold October air w/ beers in hand listening to the wives boast about how they use menopause and hot flashes to torment their poor husband's. Complain about how we husbands haven't lost our desire for sex.

How they hate sex. The host was the loudest and most mean. I didn't personally know any of them since these were my wife's hi school friends. BUT I did see how the hosts husband was fuming and spitting mad.

When the party broke up we said our good byes and nice to meet yous. On the way to the motel I asked my Mrs if she notice the attitude of her friend's husband. She had been so into the clucking and pecking in front of the fire, she had not.

I informed her... "mark my words I see a divorce in the hosts future very soon."

Traveling home the next day my wife told me there is no way they'll divorce.

4 months later I walked in the door after a long day at work. My Mrs hit me with, "my friends are Divorcing, (he had her served) did he say anything to you?" He hadn't said a word to me other than hello when we 1st arrived.

She was shocked at my observation. I could see the worried look in her eyes as she asked me if we were ok, if I was mad at her for her participation in husband bashing.

We're still together and she brings it up about once a year.

I smile inside knowing she's aware of her contribution in front of the fireplace.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

If women would read more of over these stories. They would gain the the workings and worries of the loyal, loving, good providing man.

On the flipside they'd learn how to raid the finances 1st.

I've got to find some loving wife stories written by women. Maybe gain some insight of the female mind.

Good luck 'Fellas.

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

One of my favorite stories - until part

2. That half is complete horseshit.

AnonymousAnonymous8 days ago

The repeated use of large impliments can and will lead to an increase in UTI's and eventually incontinence. Ok, that can now be passed of as squirting to thise dumb enough to have failed basic biology.

But after giving birth to two kids as well, you are either flappy or constantly doing kagel exercises to strengthen the pelvic floor.

Nothing comes without consequences and the consequences for being a size queen are flappy, prone to prolapse and stinky incontinence and UTI's.

He should leave her as old age wont be pretty, she'll need to own a few cats to hide the smell.

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