All Comments on 'Biter Bit'

Just got a new dog a in the last month.

Yes we have missed your stories. No wonder you were upset with your dog two-timing on you.

You fooled me royally! Just as a flash story should be written.

Joss sounds like a sweetie.

However, your protagonist was such a wuss, I nearly didn't finish it.

Glad I did

Chilley

Shame on you for not taking the time to train him

Shame on you for allowing him to sit on the couch.

Shame on you for allowing him to sleep in your bed.

Shame on you for perpetrating this fraud on us.

I guess you get the idea. Although it was a tad obvious.

Bringing him in without your wife's permission.....letting him sit on the couch with your wife, unsupervised! What is wrong with you , man? You should have known that she would be enamored once she saw him lick his own balls! I'll bet you just stood my as he humped her leg, didn't you? Or maybe it excited you? Well, then what could you expect?

Just be glad he wasn't a BITCH!

:))

Chagrined

Been there, done that, got the effing T-shirt!

Add a horse or two and you can empty the effing bank account as a party trick!

DC

Why does this bloody site keep changing the category that I've entered my story in? Spoils it completely. By the way, Joss is really well trained now.

I do hope he is for free. TK U MLJ LV NV

Good little ditty. Keep up the good work!

five stars.

I guessed where it was going after the first few lines especially when considering the title, but then you did such an excellent example of wordsmithing that You had me worried! Great Work.

Take the terrace Brit. It saves all those white spots on the grass. Thanks for the write. Jim

I've said it before. Brit, you're a sick pup. And yes I missed you. Time to write some nice BTB tales. We're hurting bad for them.

yeah mines a border collie who did just the same.

Oh my how good you are. At a time when I was so low, I read this story and just laughed. Thank you so much.

I prefer dogs, big dogs, big retrievers, labs and goldens. My wife doesn't care, but...

We have children. One loves, yeah horses, glue on the hoof. Talk about a hole in the barn into which you pour money. Now I'm back and forth between our home and, you got it, Kentucky. Can't be just one horse you know, and it can't be just any horse. Not done...

Wife got a burr up her ass. Wants to make 'extra' money selling eggs, goose eggs to local restaurants. I thought swans were supposed to be the evil birds. I'm at my wits end.

Now cats. They're cheap, easy to manage, and they actually 'do' something.

I've had a couple pet roosters. They're fun. They'll follow you all around the yard. They're kind of handsome too, and they will attack people, just not on command and never the person you want.

Great story Brit Tease.

how you doing? I had horses most of my life and they do to produce something. One third of a square bale of hay and a calf will gain one pound. One third of a square bale of hay and a horse will produce 2 pounds of shit. And that is the truth.

Good story about your dog, I love dogs myself and they do seem to gravitate to the wives for their loving, don't they. Thanks for sharing that story.

Joss is now 18 months old and well trained and doesn't pee on the terrace anymore.

What an imagination. I can see that I'm going to have to read your stories all the way to the end. Incredible job! Thank you for the story.

Ii haven't read many of your stories they were all good to me but this one shows you got talent....

Really didn't catch on to that one. You really are good.

Really didn't expect it to really be the way it appeared in the beginning, but... Damned clever. Thanks for a happy little read. Signed: BTW

how does that make sense?

I knew it was a dog as soon as I read 'quite white as white could be though there are some strong hints of black about him.'!

Perhaps 'Interracial Love' might be more appropriate??? :-)

Hahahahah, I laughed so hard lol

Very clever use of words. The story never said that Joss had wine, but only that someone had wine. I had to go back to double check the wording, but this is a lawyer writing obviously.

Funny!!! 5/5!!!

oooohhh fu-k u sheiiiit

LOL Joss should be a Great Dane or other large dog if your wife is into Doggie Sex. LOL

You can't trust anyone ....

Man's best friend .... bullshit, LOL

Thanks for the chuckle *5

You don't want him to pee on the grass! He'll burn it! Another great twist, though.

Fun story!

Got sucked in, until "He gave me his paw", then "awwww" its a doggie. Great story, especially the leading setup.

Are you sure your Jealous thoughts and Suspicions weren't right? Every morning after you left for work your wife would get on her hands and knees in a low position, and Joss would come running in to take care of business. Leaving your wife quit happy ever day. After you Realized what was happening between them, you Accepted it because there would not be any unwanted Pregnancies, or Jealous boyfriend run around to Make you a cuckold..

Wow!! I didn't expect Joss for being a dog! BUT!! why would she want him in their bedroom? And her statement that when he goes to work.... Never can tell, some women like doggie sex, & not meaning the position. Otherwise, why's he so upset? Anyway, fun short story leading us to where nothing is. Ha! 4 stars Bob

Haha, nice one.

Fun story!