by Samuelx
Up until today my life had been blighted by the fact I didn't know which province the city of Ottowa was in, now I know it's in fucking ONTARIO. Thanks for the help, shame however that my cock is now as limp as your imagination & writing ability.
I'm not even sure trapping my bellend in the door jam & slamming it for an hour will get my hampton to work again.
Please stop blaming Canadians for this jerk! Read the second paragraph. HE'S NOT A CANADIAN!!!
So that you have something worthwhile to do and not have so much time on your hands that you waste yourself on this empty trite stuff.