by leBonhomme
"Hm-hmm! I'll tell you, never have before, but not before you do. I go all wet, when I do that."
Just what the hell does that mean? And all the smirking and chuckling was such a screaming out "I don't speak English!!!"
Grammatically, this is one of the worst stories I've ever seen on this site. Poorly written by a ham handed hack.
That being said, I found the premise rather delightful. In the hands of a NoTalentHack or CindyTV this could have been stellar.
LeBonhomme, people just don't smirk that often.