by RAMJET69
and engaging, but could use a wee spot of editing and proofreading, e.g 'axel' for axle, 'what sewer did Kandi dig up this rat?' for 'what sewer did Kandi dig up this rat *in*?' Although you pulled it off well, readers always feel pretty cheated by it-was-just-a-daydream endings, so don't make a habit of it.
Written as if you've had some experience dismembering bodies.
I did not get the ending either.