All Comments on 'Breast Obsessed: Positive Aspects'

I'm not sure that this quite fits under the how-to category but I loved it anyway! Very funny! And before you ask, yes, I am a female (although unfortunately not blessed in the breast dept.) Did you know that some males actually claim not to be 'breast-men' but rather 'ass men'? Shocking, I know! I would love to see you come up with an accompanying article listing the benefits of that particular obsession! Expect a bit of flack from the feminist bra-burners (now did they REALLY think about THAT as a strike against chauvinist males - I DON'T think so!) LOL

I'm glad you appreciated the humor -- this was written as a self-parody. Even while attempting to be humorous, I did try to emphasize that size is not the important parameter. As a matter of fact, over the past few years, I have become much more of an "ass man" myself, but that will have to wait for another story.

Thanks again for commenting, curl4ever

You certainly demonstrated how to take advantage of that obsession at all times. An entertaining read.

Very funny article.

Quite funny and could easily go in Humor & Satire. I was giggling, reading it with a smile on my face. Thanks for the amusing and entertaining read. Enjoyable from start to finish.

I couldn't help but imagine my husband in the produce section weighing the corn and melons in such a manner. He, too, is a breast man and makes no qualms about it.

It would a heinous lie to say that no man ogles the assorted breasts adorned by our female counterparts. Personally, I have no preference to size (a good size to me is what I can fit my hand around), but it should be common knowledge that men mainly like big breasts because of their visual effect whilst in motion. Remember those cheap plastic discs you used to buy as kids that had those swirls on them and hypnotize people when spun? Breasts do the same exact thing... Except they actually work! But they don't have to spin... Or even move. I'm pretty sure every guy will admit (or at least not deny) being hypnotized by motionless breasts just as much as their jiggling, bouncing, and mesmerizing counterparts. Of course, there's a good little saying every man should know: Cleavage is like the sun; you can look at it, but it's dangerous to stare. That all aside, this was certainly an entertaining read and excellent ways to appease the obsession without getting called a perv.

Thank you! I loved the work and the imagery!

Sammies_Place

love the story of taking care of the breastes...i am a woman, got to keep the little ones and the big ones safe... you have the point. thanks please write some more..