by sarahhh
Love them, their attitude...!
there was no way to rate the story at end-no stars...
would have given it a 5
and interesting review by Scouries
and curious if there really is a follow-up story...
No idea why, but for the first time in years I was thinking of Sarahhh this afternoon and decided I simply had to read something of hers again.
This was the usual, silly, irreverent, dirty, funny nonsense I remembered and I absolutely loved it. I'm still blown away by your super-slick style.
I don't know what you are up to these days (or if you will ever get to read this), but whatever you are doing, I hope you are still writing and I hope you are getting the recognition for your incredible talent that you deserve.
After reading only two of your stories, I am confused whether you enjoy writing or just being NASTY!! I'm not saying there isn't a fair amount of talent and effort going in to the writing, but I usually look for a little more "story" and a little less wham-bam-yes-ma'am! I need to go back and see if your style is changing over time or whether the writing has more detail at certain times of year (summer versus winter). I hope that you WILL keep writing and making yourself happy because that is important in life too!
Love what ya write girl but where is the next chapter???
Really heavy hard-core stuff' These girls are real low-lifes. But whats with this pulling a dick out before the last squirt? No guy I know would ever do that, but in two different stories you got it happening "Sarahh". No good-unrealistic!
Loved the story and I can't wait for the sequel!!!! Hurry hurry!!!
You crazy little "nappy headed ho" you are outrageous.
This story has everything, adventure, sex, humor and drink recipes. I don't know whether to laugh, drink or "shake hands with shorty"
I think I'll make a run to the liquor store, read this story again and do all three.
Brilliant!
When you going back to that bar for more slut slide? ROTFLMAO!!! Reminds me of a place in Sexford er I mean Wexford. Jen from My Space
I liked this one even better than your "I Love Dick" stories. there is just something about hot & horny uninhibited chicks ya know
I recently discovered this site and clicked on the Nude Day Contest stories and started reading them. This is the one I liked the most. Your strap-on story isn't my thing and your virgin gangbang one was a little over the top. Both good, though. But this one was had just the right amount of wild and crazy and humor and hot sex. Well, I'm off to read more of your entertaining tales.
You did it again!Great story,well written,captivating!
Again Babe you've done us SW PAers proud! But, a true Steeler fan would NEVER have sucked off a Browns fan. Fuck those bastards. Uhh, wait, don't so that. Crap on 'em instead. But good story, I didn't know whether to laugh or jack-off! I'll look forward to the next installment. I like boat events. Reminds me of my cuz in Detroit who has promised me a BJ if I take her for a ride on my boat! She better hurry, you have me pretty horny!
Shortngirthy
As usual Sarah you've done it to me again!!
Sure wish I was your Uncle and was getting some of your hot slut pussy!!
My Cock is HARD right now and I'm wishing your Hot, cock loving mouth were wrapped around my meat scking me dry bitch!!!
Keep up the good storie's Sarah, so we guy's can keep up our cock's.
How about one about an 18 year old brother & 17 year old sister fucking....and getting caught by Daddy!!!----Then it turns into a hot 3-some with the bitch doing both guy's!! ? ? ? ? ?? ! ! !! = = H O T!!!
Thanks For Everything,
S T E V E
In Tenn.
Sarahhh, your stories just keep getting hotter and hotter. I wish I coud be your uncle, sure sounds ike you had fun.
Oh Yeah we need some Commando girls like you in Philly to do the Slut Slide
great story...love a story that gets me hard and gets me to want to mastubate and explode all over the screen...would love to listen to you read the story!!!!
Love your writing style and ability to mix in so many different sexual topics in one story! Keep up the good work!
Bill
This is one H O T story. You had my attention from the first paragraph. Keep "it up". ROFL
Sarahh, you crack me up! This read like one of my old Nancy Drew books, but full of sexual one-liners and lots of cocks and tongues! Poor Nancy never had that much fun! Thanks for a good laugh.
~Tori
A heady cocktale of cocks and commando tails. But do collars still match those cuffs? Did you tweeze blond hairs from tween your teeth, or had Kara done the decent thing? And what of you, was that scarlet gash framed by scarlet hair, or bared to the world? The next story presumably, possibly hopefully, will deal with close shaves, both literal and metaphorical, giving the faithfull reader greater insight inside. Hmmm. Funny, funny!
Liked it hon - as I do most of your stuff - but oddly, did't LOVE it - it just seemed a smidge slower than your normal, hot work. I'm not worried though, I know you've got lots more kinky fun yet to cum!
damn funny too. thanks for the great story. Ronnie
I always look forward to a new`Sarah story because I know it will be chock full of sex, buddy sucks, beutiful women in either their underwear or everything except their underwear but never without their STEELER'S hat. But most important of all is the fact that a Sarah story never runs out of fun.
This is one of the hottest stories I have read in a long time and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It has everything a good story should have. Bare ladies, exhibitionism, fake cops, incest. You name it, it's there. Well, maybe not everything. There aren't any dogs or donkeys or things of that ilk. And no football players, but other than that, it was great. Let there be more!!
sarahhh , your stories always change my day. I can be in the worst mood and hate life and think life sucks , but then i read your stories and im happy as can be. This story was excellent , the dialogue and sex were top notch and got me excited more than once. Just keep up what your doing because you really touch people with your writing( i wish) lol.
always hard after reading you,
paul
Oh, Sarahhh, you almost got me hard. Are you going to send me my titty picture,and letter now?
I loved the story and your style. I can't wait for your next one. - Mike
i've been reading these tales for a long time but noone consistantly writes better than you!! kudos darling kudos!
But really, sounds like just another tuesday to me ;). very nice, you have quite a talent Sarah. - Andrew
Got to say you grab my attention with the story. Nice details too. Could these be experiences, instead of a story? LOL
Freejack
This sounds very familiar and I've got to admit that you changed the names but the events ring very true. Parts of it anyway. Like the city water reservoir and the cops ... didn't something like that happen like three or four years ago? And the Sinners Saloon really cracked me up!! Tried the trance last night and I have to say it didn't agree with me very much. But hey to each her own;D
Anyways babe I loved this story and I look forward to your new book Tamar's Sword: The Calling which should be out any day now right?
Lilly
So very twisted, I loved it! It got me really excited, I had to keep reading!
Hi Sarah...you are the best fucking hot writer on Lit.Commando Caper just emphasises that..you had me hard from the beginning to the end ,and i came to the obvious conclusion! Please write more,and keep that great sense of humour cumming baby...all your stories are brilliant..thanks for keeping me hard. mike
Superb Story, I look forward to more of your writing! Loved the fact she wore a Steelers hat!!!!
damn....yer stories keep getting better and better girl:) *grabs the shop vac to clean up the mess* keep em cummin
and by the wya thsi is the firebreather on yer myspace;)
very nice good action and well written, love the uncle twist as well.
scott from myspace
i read it four hours ago and i'm still hard! like viagra in the form of prose!
that was to hot any personal experience in that.
sean
loneman22@myspace.com
Sarahh you r the hottest writer in the universe , please dont ever stop
This lady has a gift for writing, detailed imagery. And she's witty as hell on top of that
Hey Sarahhh...I've got all the alcohol you can drink at my place....
Sarah
Your Story comes with humour and angling sex throb.U do a good job-Pl keep it on
Great girl
Sweetie, I always look forward to your stories because no matter how dirty your characters get, they never lose their sense of fun! Isn't that what sex is ultimately supposed to be about? Thanks for a few more hotter than hot minutes, babe!Looking forward to reading Rattrap!
was great! dont pay any attention to what my brother Richard says. he is a motherfucker. love, Uncle Joe
As always great story sweetie.. Cum suck me off
Very Good story allways enjoy all your stories keep up thegood work looking forward to the next one, allways a pleasure to read your stories.
GREAT WORK SARAH. REMEMBER RUNA. THATS ME. KEEP THE GOOD WORK GOING
This is something I have not read for quite some time. Cudos Saarah. Great job. Keep the good work going.
DAMNIT SARAH!! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE JOE, DIDN'T I? HE HAS STUCK HIS SLIMY COCK IN BOTH MEN AND WOMEN'S ASSES. HE IS PROBABLY COVERED WITH HERPES SORES, VD WARTS AND AIDS, TOO. I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T TASTE SHIT ON HIS DICK WHEN HE MADE YOU SUCK HIM OFF IN THE BAR. HE PROBABLY FUCKED THE DUDE HE WAS WITH BEFORE FINDING YOU! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A WHIPPING WHEN YOU GET HOME TONIGHT. NOT TO MENTION, ARE GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH. NO WAY IS MY DAUGHTER GOING TO HAVE HER TUNA MELTED WITH THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH, JOE.
MAYBE AFTER YOUR BUTT COOLS OFF FROM THE SPANKING, I'LL LICK YOU TO A COUPLE OF CUMS, BEFORE GIVING YOU A GOOD FUCKING. NOW GET HOME, RIGHT NOW!!
LOVE, DADDY
Great story. Hope my submission is every bit as good. Watch for it to be coming soon. "Monthly College Nude Day"
Sarahhh, you've done it again! proving that sex can be fun has become your specialty and damn but you are good at what you do. I wish I could've been there.
Splat! Splat! The sound of creamy cum hitting the floor as I jacked my thick dick while reading this awesome story! Thank you!
This is very hot sarahhh love to be on Nude Day with you some time too:)
Steve
The way you continue to top yourself is wonderful. You seem to combine the best of good raw sex and pithy commentary. I can't wait for the next installment of Sarahhh. Keep up the great work, you keep me up!
have to love the stories by sarahhh. always good and always get me off.
Hi Sarah...this is one of your biggest fans,and I can only say that this was the best of your stories so far. I love the combo of lesbian and straight sex and the drink titles were awesome..and they worked,did'nt they?I hope you write more like that,as I always feel these are your own first hand experiences,which makes it even better...thanks Mike.
I'm a bartender and I never heard of a couple of those drinks. so you give me something new to suggest to the girls. Of course, Blowjobs are always a big favorite with the girls. but why do they giggle when they drink one? I don't think you and you girlfriend giggled. or gagged. Way to go!
Great story, Sarah!! I can't wait for the sequel!! "Tuna melt", huh? I'd love to go fishing with a fellow commando! Email me soon! Take care!
lwt771
As always loved the story Sarah My dick is so hard now just wish you were here to take care of it
I mean, you know damn well I have your panties! And this little charade of yours...... going around showing yourself off, you know that's not what proper girls do.
Being naked in public? I'm shocked! Shocked! I tell you.
You're going to get the spanking of your life the next time I see you. Just like before. I'm going to put you over my knee and pull that sorry excuse of a skirt up over your soft and flawless bottom. Then I'm going to have to spank each of your little cheeks until they are pink. I'll let you rest for a few minutes when I do finally pull your panties down and then you'll get 20 more swats.
We'll see how much you like being naked and exposed, then. Won't we! Won't we?
Good job on the story. You know any man loves a story about a girl who will take her clothes off. :)
to that bar Sinner's Saloon. Really we have a bar by that name where I live. no slut slide though but I love the concept!
Hi sarah i loved the story, it has an adventure to it that was fun to read as well as the sexual adventure. I am looking forward to reading the second chaptor.
Sarah,
The story was told with your usual inimitable sense of humor! No writer on this site uses humor as well as you!
As for your panties, . . . I'll just keep looking for them!
This is by far the best story out here. Thanks Sarah from Tedman40
Loved the story . . . made me stiffer than wet blue jeans on a clothesline at 40 below.
you are the best author on this site for sure. I check frequently to see if you written something new. but I agree with the last guy about you being a Steelers fan. thanks for the memories Danny from Dayton. I forgot my damn password.
I bought her book Rattrap. It's as good as some by your best selling authors, IMHO. Read some of the reviews at Amazon.com. That one guy Jose Romero is a sports writer from the Seattle Times. He has been on ESPN Cold Pizza (now First Take) during the NFL season. My only complaint about this author is that she is a fucking Steelers fan.
I THINK IT IS JUST PLAIN SICK THAT YOU FUCK EVERYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY. I AM GOING TO HAVE MY HOT SISTER READ YOUR STORIES
mine I'm talking about. what a hot, wet, juicy, funny story. I can't wait for the sequel where your uncle gets some dirty sex in the boat
Sarahhh,
I love to be amused while reading erotica. This was well written and enjoyed the lighthearted approach to some of the scenarios. Cheers
-N
Damned right it's porn, you're a dirty minded young women (that's why I like you). GIVE ME MORE PORN !! Fancy coming here, reading a story and then complaining it's PORN .. hahaha. Like going to a prostitute and complaining that she fucked you ..
Love Ya Work.
get it--Teddy Bare? once again you have taken me to a place I want to go. to that place to witness the slut slide where naked girls slide down the bar getting trashed. oh and i was at your Super Bowl in my hometown. not a Steelers fan but a Jerome Bettis fan.
first time reading you work and loved it. will most definitly read more.
Lot's of fun on your nude day. Back in "the" day, my frat and sister sority had a swim in at a nearby lake that turned into a nude fest that was repeated for the next two years. There was as much booze there as at your bar in the story. That day was and is remembered by every participant. The sisters turned out to be more aggressive than the frat boys. But then, we were just boys. You sweet things are (wow) women that know how much bare bottoms rule. Going commando in a mini skirt is a sure way to attack a bunch of bungling boys. Great story.
Girl your stories are simply the best even though you are a Steelers fan. But I forgive you because the Ravens kicked your ass twice last year and sacked Big Ben like what, 14 times? Your stories always give me a big laugh and a bigger hard on. Incidentally, I have your panties and they now have cum in them.
Sarah has a knack for humor. There is no question about that! It was a good story, one full of fun. Be careful what you ask for "Browns" fan......You might lose something very near and dear to you if a Steelers gal gets her way!
Good work Sarah...as always.
tz
Scouries, the most popular author on Literotica, has reviewed this story in the forums and here is what he said:
"I don’t usually review other author’s stories. But in this case I thought I’d make an exception. Mainly because I thought the poor girl was badly treated in the last Literotica contest. Imagine banning the most popular authoress on the site, a multiple contest winner, a writer who is always able to generate huge amounts of feedback from the reading public.
And just because a small group of AHers are jealous of her.
Okay, I’ll concede she can be hard to appreciate sometimes. It’s always hard, graphic writing. And then there’s the humor angle. Humor isn’t easy at the best of times. And when you’re writing porn? Incest?
A lot of her critics charge that she demeans and defames all females, that her typical female narrator and lead character is the worst possible representative of modern womanhood possible.
Strangely I’ve never felt that way. Yes her Steeler hatted girl (basically the same person in most of her stories), spends her days talking dirty and sucking cocks and manages to get herself in every possible kind of disgusting situation, but…
…but there’s pluckiness to the Sarah character. The men are ultimately playing by her rules. One of the last lines in this story perhaps best shows the real Sarah: "We won't be the only ones getting it up the ass, Kara!" I squealed with a lewd smirk. And…
…and as a male reading her stories it seems to me it’s the male characters who always come off worse. Her men have absolutely no redeeming features. I’m actually surprised that the male members of our audience like her so much. It’s a tribute to her skill that she can balance her anger, her humor and her sarcasm with the ability to arouse.
This story has actually been put in the wrong category. Sarahhhh puts in an ‘uncle’ at the end to make it an Incest story (to generate viewers is my guess) but it’s essentially an Erotic Coupling Category story.
It’s a great fun read. Period! As I’ve said before you may not want to read a sarahhh story every day but when one does comes out you’d be a fool not to read it. I gave it a five. And suggest you go out and read it if you haven’t already. And sarahhhh has wonderful tits!
And if I might suggest something to other Literotica Nude Day Contest entrants – don’t follow this advice from Sarah:"Oh yeah, now I remember, Kara. Whatever we do for Nude Day this year, we should do it sober."A couple of drinks just might be exactly what you need!"
Some women have strong personalities and loads of self-esteem. They receive respect from all the men and women that know them. Some of these same women also love to suck cock, have sex in a variety of places and generally have sex outside the box. They know who's got the real power in a blowjob. So, kudos to Sarahhh for writing her funny and arousing stories and thereby entertaining, titillating and brightening our days. I suggest that her detractors look inside themselves to find out what scares them about a happy, confident, horny woman doing what she loves.
lol a Steelers fan gave a Browns fan a blow job. that made a good story great!
Both very funny and erotic at the same time. You paint great visual images, sarahhh!
Though if I do find your panties...you ain't getting them back! :) :P
Another great story..
I had to agree that the story was more comical than anything else. I seriously liked it, if anything, for the comedic dialogue! Good Story!
Hats off to Kara & Sarah - two of the most stupid characters to ever grace the pages of Literotica. I was laughing too hard at their dialogue to even get turned on by the story. If that was your intention - then mission accomplished. I'm giving it a 100 for the comedy level.
So these cum-stained hoors fuck anything that moves. That's part is fine but why can't the one wash her damn hair when she gets up in the morning? What a skank.
sarahh,
that was a great story!!! I would love to celebrate with you.
Awesome as always, love! The blow job was the best. One day, I've got to feel that for real. >:o)
Cemmaes
Sarah, you did it again, I would spend nude day with you any time you want. Just promise I can have your panties. The blowjob was fantastic
Well it sounds like you can get into some wonderful mischief when you go commando very sexy write too sarahhh
Steve
Having read all of the submissions I will have to say that this story is absolutely WONDERFUL!! SARAHHH definately has my vote, and I believe her story will have the votes of many others as well!!!
said "Every single one of your stories paint
women in a terrible light, as if we were all sluts. You must be a man, the way you write. It's always the same thing with the same narcissistic lead character who's too stupid to know how to show some pride and some class."
I write for the audience. My readers here want funny slutty smut. Right boys (and some girls)? They like it even better when the story has an incestuous bent. Right, Daddy? But even an anonymous troll like you might like my next story entitled "Scarlet Witch Destroys Evil Empire." I submitted it yesterday, and it is all about a female superhero who saves the world (well, at least Red Sox Nation).