All Comments on 'Conflicted: The Fuckbots Run Amok'

Poor Kelsey's backside. Poor bus full of orphans. Poor Shriner's kids. You're going to Hades in a handcart, both you and EldridgeinOO, surely by now you two must realize this. If this is what made it into your stories one can only imagine what you two miscreants must be saying to each other in your private missives. Maybe print those up next? I know "Conflicted" is going on holiday for a good bit, but when can we expect to see the next segment of your wickedly sexy "Everyone Loves My Ass" series? Anthony.

The was uummmm? I don't know what that was but it made me laugh like crazy. Ha, good job

It's a parody. All it's supposed to do is make you laugh. Glad you liked it, and hopefully you "got" the references to Eldridge's heartless bastardliness. Admittedly, we both knew we were primarily writing these things for each other's amusement. Some of the references are so out there, we didn't know if anyone else would appreciate 'em.<p>

Anthony, if Eldridge and I are in fact both going to hell, just know that he's definitely going to a lower circle than I am. :-) <p>

Chapter III of "Everyone Loves My Ass" was submitted yesterday, so it should be up late Thursday night, for Friday's new stories. Here's a little teaser for you, which is a bit ironic now, in light of this parody story: Chapter III will prominently feature the return of Dawn's cheerleader friends.

You two are fucking genius' I Love both the summer and the conflicted series' and to see parodies of both is not only funny but also to an extent enlightening.

And now there's evidence, for everyone to see, up on the site. No more can you hide behind your pretend "I'm such a good guy!" excuse. It's all right there! <p>

I loved the cop calling his buddies off with the "Oh, it's okay, they're cheerleaders!" move. That's how it actually works too. Come on, tell me that if a cop say Kelsey and Amanda and Carynne, naked in a car, he WOULDN'T let them get away with everything! <p>

Having them go to the Shriner's hospital was just... depraved. You can try to blame it on me all you want, but you're baring your true soul now, and it will shock the hell out of all your fan. <p>

(No, that's not a typo. All your fan.) <p>

As for me going to a lower circle of hell, whatever. You and I both know YOU are bypassing hell entirely and going to the Ass-End of Hell. They're, they are going to put you in an oven, so that you can burn twice. Then they take the oven with you in it, and put it in a machine that incinerates you AND the oven, then actually takes your ashes, puts it all back together, and then burns you AGAIN. <p>

"Let's find a real sickie," indeed. Have you no shame? <p>

Hehehe.

Having pronounced myself on my infinite authority and wisdom the judge of this contest I henceforth declare that you have won... The trip to a further level of hell than your opponent!

More seriously, both of these stories are pretty funny, I didn't get nearly as many reference in this one though.

When I was in high school (and no, I wasn't a cheerleader), we had a sticker on the bathroom mirror which read, "you're perverted, twisted, and sick. I like that in a person." I may have to change my mind about that. You and El are both certainly depraved bastards, yet... yeah, you're still fun guys. I loved both your parodies, and love that you're good enough friends that you can do this to each other. I'll be laughing about this all day. - Anna

Having read the Conflicted series. I have to say that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Too bad you left Stacey out, but it was still HILARIOUS!

...Stacey really hadn't yet assumed much of a role in the story. It wasn't until the later chapters, which were written after I submitted this parody, that she really began to play a larger role. If I were to write it now, yeah, Stacey would be in it. I would've made her this evil, conniving, meddling, soulless Ivana Trump-type witch who sees people as mere play-things for her amusement. In fact, I probably would've had her be like the evil game player dude in <i>Saw</i>. I could picture her devising a game whereby Carynne had to choose between chewing through her own leg or the Shriner kid's leg, in order to survive. Something like that, anyway. :-)

I feel like I just got punched in the stomach. If I laugh anymore, my guts are surely going to explode and leave epic carnage all over this keyboard. While that might give me a good visual of what Kelsey's ass looks like after a trip to a waffle house, I know from watching reruns of E.R. that it wouldn't feel very good.

I can hardly see or breathe right now because my eyes are watering like I just snorted a Bhut Jolokia chili pepper, and my lungs feel like I just sucked on the tail pipe of a running Hummer H2. Thus, I'm on my hands and knees right now searching blindly for an inhaler - and I don't even have asthma - while my well-trained sexy spider monkey cheerleader (who by the way doesn't think your story is funny *snicker*) types this comment on my behalf.

This is a very cruel thing to do to your readers, author. This story is like Joker venom. Are you trying to cause atonia in your readers? Gelastic syncope? Cardiac arrest? Shame on you! To die laughing is still to die!

C'mon, man, put that creativity to good use and parody our parodies! You'd do a kick-ass job of it, and I'd love to read it. If you ever do, make sure to send me the link.

I think you about destroyed all the fantasy pretense in Conflicted. The parody was insanely funny. That said, Conflicted is still my favorite story on lit. Although I think the most ludicrous of all the fantasy would be their dad. Whose dad is ok with siblings three-waying with another girl? I was hoping you'd rip into that too. Anyhow, I have to go clean up all the pee I left on my chair after laughing like that.

where did the oringinal story go was it taken down for some reason?

As he explains in his Bio...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1071913&page=bio

Basically, he became completely fed up with all the dicking around of his scores and vote totals by the Powers That Be here. I've seen it too with my own things, whereby I'll see my stories suddenly drop like a rock from the top of a Top Lists category despite their vote totals remaining unchanged. In fact, it just happened to me again with "Deceptions."

The difference is that I stopped giving a shit about the voting politics of this place a long time ago, and he hasn't. Seeing our scores constantly getting fucked with - and it's always to the negative, with troll votes allowed to remain while positive votes are removed en masse - still pisses him off to no end, so he bailed on this place.