Cougar House Ep. 032: Honky Tonk

Songs merging the band wanted to keep things hopping so barged right into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins. Being much more rambunctious only fueled the heat index of the club. Even Cabot and Maria who had been dancing then cooling off after the last song eyed Heath and Margo. Eric Crowe easing up to Cabot shared his worry that they might go too far. A scowl between best buds closed that argument fast, of course they were going to go too far, this was Margo Needy and Heath Talbot.

Maria's respect of Margo's zest for life was growing the more she viewed her youthful sex drive. While never being able to keep up with the woman, Maria did see how much Cabot was lured magnetically toward Margo for her sexy antics. Lessons would be learned, Maria knew she had to keep Cabot's interest. She was all alone here in the states and he was very special to her heart. In time!

"Bouncers are vulturing us." Heath noticed and spoke his brief concern toward Margo's fever dance, she was so into her sensuality that she really hadn't stressed over anything but her desires. Hearing him over the song she tilted her gaze toward the bouncers from side to side and wagged her fingers at them saying, "No no no!" Shockingly the men chuckled and looked to one another for advice. Eyes drawn back to her the bouncers now discovered an alliance brewing. Six other women on the dance floor were mimicking Margo, casting their own finger wags as their votes to let it ride. The support was there most definitely.

"You see that shit?" Eric asked Cabot, "Margo's telling the bouncers to back off and the dance floor is becoming her backup band."

"You know how persuasive she can be." Again Maria was quenching her thirst for knowledge, Margo was the most incredible persona she had ever seen.

"And, there's Mom's tits." Eric saw Heath guide Margo's unbuttoned dress wide and let the ladies out to play. "We're so getting kicked out."

"Don't be so sure. Like I said Margo can be a force to be reckoned with." Cabot drooled, Maria flaring her eyes at his lust and Margo's reveal. "She generally gets her way." Maria could not just stand and watch this any longer. Taking Cabot's hand she drug him back out on to the dance floor leaving Eric to seek out Brian and Gwen to continue his awe.

On the floor Maria went into some serious theatrics of her own. All up on Cabot as Margo was doing to Heath. Taking Cabot's hands she led his palms around her to her own buttoned up dress. Calling back to him Maria insisted, "Release me Cabot. I wish to be free." He knew it wasn't as negative as it sounded she was too persistent. Chuckling he just went with it and unbuttoned Maria down below her cleavage until her belly button was winking at the onlookers. Margo enjoying the company of her new next door neighbor blew the girl a kiss for confidence.

Maria's additional steam sent three other women into strip me mode, their cowboys more than happy to show off their filly's. Bouncers although edgy let it happen, reason being they all had minor crushes on two of those cowgirls now sharing perfect tits to the world. This included the Megan Fox lookalike, a girl named Trudy. She was all up on her man, facing him and jumping up to let him lift her into his hips. Hat in hand she was all in on the rodeo circuit. Whooping loudly Trudy unbuttoned her entire shirt and let it wave like a cape when draping her upper body back toward the crowd. Her man being 6'8, 320, all muscle, held his prize with ease. The range was definitely worth exploring. Wild Wild Waist!

Song winding down the energy was just too intense to slow it up. The band quickly burst into their rendition of Charlie Daniels, The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Fiddle in the singers hands wailing up a storm of erotic viewpoint. The ladies howled and ventured further into uncharted territory. They took the dare to see who was the best there had ever been. Margo and Maria reached out for one another, fingers entwining and locked in. Heath nudging Margo directly into Maria, their bare breasts mashed together and the girls found themselves face to face laughing. In that brief instant Margo kissed Maria. It was on!

Heath admiring their lip lock nodded at Cabot to follow his lead. Shrugging with amusement they guided the women's dresses down off their shoulders and to their elbows. Topless to join Trudy's head start.

"FUCK YEAH!" Brian noticed the strippers on the dance floor. Gwen nursing her coke bulged her eyes, she hadn't noticed until Eric had prompted Brian to look. Tits were flopping everywhere and nobody was getting into trouble for it. Brian yelling, "TAKE IT ALL OFF!" concerned her. She knew her stepbrother's reputation but this was showing his true colors. As if reading her mind Brian pivoted to face Gwen. "I mean you."

"WHAT?" Gwen found her drink taken away and passed to Eric. Picking up petite little Gwen he carried her squealing out on to the dance floor. Marching her straight over to Margo and Maria's bonding moment he lowered Gwen to her feet and turned her back to his chest. Before she could resist she found her shirt lifted up to expose her perfect new tits to the world. Beet red she laughed and told herself that she came here for this exact reason, to see guys check them out. At least Brian was being helpful.

Songs changing one after another the heat was meant to get hotter. Garth Brooks Longneck Bottle rising to toast the party goers. Sweat wringing, both the gals and the guys were getting glossy where it counted, making the visuals even better. Bouncers knew they were breaking protocol but the Owner was off the premises at the moment so they let it ride, wondering just how far these crazy bitches were going to go.

Trudy Purdette had her lover lower her to the ground and she patted his cheek to let him know she was going to take a stroll. Hat back on she strutted her stuff whipping her plaid shirt off and swinging it over her head, marching about and rallying the troops. Six other women caved to her catty drive, their dates coaxed into joining the topless two step. Heath and Cabot noting the steamy environment puckered to one another and decided to take a huge risk. With Margo and Maria's dresses to their waists as it were the boys just yanked the dresses down to their feet and made them step out of them. Nudity was in the house. Every longneck bottle was held high. SING IT GIRTH! GARTH!!

Eric, now joined by a lonely Jeff Hancock, still reeling from his earlier loss of the Korean beauty Yon tried to enjoy the excursion on the floor but just couldn't. While his toward back was toward the distant bar Jeff suddenly felt a set of nails trail down his back. Shocked by it, he at first looked at Eric thinking he was fucking with him. Eric nodded to look behind Jeff, sending him into a spin. Jaw dropping he rediscovered his lost ninja warrior. Her eyes were amazing but nervous, yet certainly interested.

"There you are." Jeff brightened up, "I thought you took off on me."

"I did! I apologize." She pouted slightly, "My parents called while you were at the bar. I had to answer it but I could not let them hear the music playing or they would know I was not in classes. I ran to my car where it was quiet."

"Glad you came back." He then realized something. Lowering his eyes to her body he offered a loud exhale, "You...had a change of clothes in your car."

"I did. I wanted to wear this when I came here but I chickened out. I was afraid it was too much...too little." Her black dress was micro short and her cleavage was popping. Definitely no bra, panties to be determined. Whistling under his breath he nodded with respect.

"You look incredible."

"I was hoping you might think that. I...am shy but coming along."

"Well, I'll gladly come along with you." His perversion went right over her head, she was just happy that her first real encounter with a man here in the states was going well.

"It has gotten crazy while I was away." She points to the dance floor. He had to pry his attention off of her to look out at the dance floor but before he did he dared to take her by the hand. "Last time I turned my back you vanished. Let's not repeat that heartbreak." He winked as she blushed. She had no intention of bailing again. Seeing Margo and Maria totally nude outside of their heels Jeff bulged his eyes. Eric like Jeff was chuckling but nervous for all involved.

"Crazy bitches I swear." Jeff told Eric.

"Who? The girls or the guys?"

"Both! Oh! Eric? This is Yon." He introduced her to Eric formally. Smiling Eric was cordial, trying hard not to look down her cleavage at some pretty amazing 36C's. She knew and blushed, that would ever be a battle.

"You look nice." Eric offered up.

"My first time."

"Virgin?" Jeff grinned.

"Noooo!" She giggled, "Wearing such a short dress. In Korea we are more conservative. At least in my household. My parents would freak if they saw me wearing this."

"Better take it off then." Jeff winked, "Wanna dance?"

Eyes flaring wide Yon took another glare out to the fiasco brewing. Now that Margo and Maria were dancing naked, Trudy and her posse were bringing down their jeans for at least a halfway point visual. Pussies hidden still but from topless to pubes the gals were certainly doing their best to keep up. Garth said and done the band opted for a line dance song, Vince Gill's What the Cowgirls Do. So very fitting, like those jeans riding low, ass cracks smiling. Formations building to line up, Trudy's pussy posse placed their hands in their undone jeans and held the level at barely above their clitoral corral. Genius on their part.

Margo and Maria left Heath and Cabot holding their dresses and bolted into the gathering. Noticing Gwen at a loss Margo raced back to grab her away from Brian and drug her along laughing at being caught up in it all. Seeing the posse with their pants down Gwen laughed and gave in to the insanity. Unzipping her tight shorts she lowered them just as Trudy and her pearl girls had theirs. Being really short denim it was almost as if being nude. The dance floor was a riot of laughter as everyone joined in.

"I do not know how to dance." Yon told Jeff but found herself drawn into the midst of skin. Jeff keeping it clean to avoid overwhelming Yon just showed her how to do the line dance steps. She did her best giggling non stop as she met Gwen. Jeff introducing his sister made her feel good about his sense of family. Gwen welcomed Yon with open arms. Let the lines be drawn!

Eric all alone monitored the bouncers, there being four of them all wearing the same shirts saying Law Abiding on the backs. Obviously, they were bad law men in disguise letting the women go insane. It was a fucking good show though. Thing is he was feeling left out. Everyone had a girl but him. Pondering his employee Lisa and her Heckle & Jeckle tattoos he sighed. Maybe he should give her a chance. Even his sister Lily told him to go for it. Was he ready for a girlfriend? He had sex at his disposal with Margo so it wasn't as if he was lacking. "Grrrr!"

Yet another switch up on songs the band called Butterfingers chose Tracy Byrd's Watermelon Crawl hoping the sexuality on the floor might intensify. Everyone wanted more, the whole bar was crazy happy and the drinks were keeping the bartenders hopping to keep up. This being unusual for Fiddle Stix the revenue was definitely raking in the dough. Might be Margo Needy was a turning point for the bar.

Lines increasing at the induction of the new tune Margo paused and raced out to collect her son's by adoption and brought them into the battle zone. Making Heath and Cabot stretch out on their backs hoping not to get stepped on Margo took the lead and dropped over Heath and did her own version of the Watermelon Crawl by gliding over his body like a seductive worm. It reminded him of her Nuru massage weeks ago.

Maria not to be left out slithered over Cabot in similar fashion. Brian moving in front of Gwen laid out and put his arms behind his head. Gwen busted up and just said to hell with it and lost her shirt and shorts joining in on the festivities. Yon seeing this bulged her eyes...brother and sister? Jeff luckily kept her from running. She did her best to stay there for him.

Trudy and the ladies made the tough call and stopped dancing long enough to pull their boots and jeans off, their men reacting with dread at so much exposure. Forcing their men to the floor the club was full of naked beauties. Some couples although remaining clothed still laid out horizontally, electric sliding over their lovers. It was hot no matter what.

"Please do not undress me." Yon whimpered toward Jeff who was attempting to pull her to the floor with him. While fearful of losing her dress she had no issue with laying on top of him and gyrating about, his praise for her efforts giving her the much needed confidence boost to perform such a task.

"You do the rest your way. I'm going to just stare into those big beautiful eyes of yours." He smiled with a flirty sincerity, "I'm really glad you came back."

"So am I. You are...very handsome."

"Then get to know me better, outside of this crazy stuff going down." He chuckled.

"I would like that." She really wanted interaction with a man. She being 22 and having only been with one man ever, he from South Korea like her it was time. Slowly but hopeful she thought. If he could see behind her he would be privy to some pretty yummy cuisine. Yon Yoo had no panties on, only one person saw the view amid the chaos...Eric Crowe.

"Whoa! That's one killer twat! Lil' bushy but comes with the territory I guess." Tempted to take a cell photo for Jeff he noted a bouncer eying his consideration, not wanting this whole fiasco to get out. "Better not!"

While he put his cell away a woman stepped next to him gritting her teeth at the fun-loving streakers. A busty redhead looking about Margo's age, wearing tight jeans, a red and white plaid western shirt tied up into a bow just below her breasts, grit her teeth. No cowboy hat on to ruin her lengthy perm she shook her head just as one of the bouncers joined her. Eavesdropping Eric heard her say, "What the hell Opie Bradshaw? I leave for an hour and you let my bar go to Vegas?" Her bar? Whoa!

"Sorry Katarina we..." She palmed his mouth and just watched the sexual tension out on the floor. It was pretty steamy, Eric could tell even she was fanning her fires.

"...Got hard. I ain't stupid."

"Want us to put a stop to it?"

"Not yet! Look at the bar Opie. We're breaking bank."

"Laws too Ms. Pope." Opie regretted letting things get so far out of hand.

"We both know no cops are circling my ass." She swatted her knuckles on his bicep. "Long as things don't go full on orgy let 'em ride."

In that moment Eric had a burst of adrenalin. "Wanna dance?" He made his move on the club owner just to see her reaction. Sizing Eric up with a pucker she realized he was boasting a big boy behind his own jeans. While not dressed for riding the range he was pretty darn cute. She being older the whole MILF angle came into play, in her theory he was a YILF...a Youngun' I'd Like to Fuck.

"One condition." She winked at him, "I'm on the bottom of that crawl." His jaw dropped as Opie chuckled motioning them to the floor. Smirking he shrugged and took his shirt off tossing it at Opie.

"Hang on to my clothes." Katarina Pope stood there eyeballing Eric hurrying to get out of his shoes and jeans. Down to his boxers he froze a bit. Making a tsking noise Katarina just reached over and dropped his drawers, his pecker nearly clipping her nose. Standing up afterwards she hooked his arm and led him out on to the floor. Turnabout was fair play! Katarina was making a point.

With folks on the sidelines bellowing, "ONE MORE TIME!" The band went into overtime and started from scratch, that led the ladies into and even deeper flurry of hormonal energy. Trudy Purdette rolled on over on to her back, her perfect body full frontal. Margo seeing her followed suit, Maria, Gwen, the whole dance floor went on top missionary. The band could barely keep up for watching a sea of tits and twat. Even the lead singer chuckled into his mic, "This is the Poconos! Lovin' the mountain view Ladies." Laughter spread like wildfire.

Yon rising up to sit on Jeff's tented crotch looked about, falling behind the bevy of beauties. Looking pale she just laid back rather than rolling over, to Jeff's surprise he saw up her skirt. Yep! Bushy but damn yummy. As soon as Yon realized she was backwards she squealed and nearly kneed Jeff in switching positions in a blur, now back in synch laying face up on top of him. He decided to relax her by wrapping his arms over her chest and hugging her. Kissing her on the cheek she sighed and just remained lifeless. To Jeff it was perfect.

Dropping in near Margo and Heath, Katarina sprawled out and made a beet red Eric Crowe lay on top of her, dick straight in the air. Heath cracked up at his buddies predicament, the redhead was smoking hot though. Kat once coaxing Eric in curled her arms beneath his pits and clawed at his bare chest, her boots pinning his legs to hers. "How you doin' up there Big Dog?" She giggled.

"I was hoping to be facing you. Big dog hiding his tail between your legs." He laughed, his right profile toward her.

"Nights young Fido."

"You know I love chasing cats right?"

"Well...my name is Kat. Chase away Sugah!" He wanted to stroke his dick but her arms prevented it, her nails however teased as far across his abs as she could reach. Tangling fingertips in his pubes he just closed his eyes and mumbled, "Fuck!" She knew what she was doing.

"I'm so proud of Eric." Margo told Heath, "Do you want on top Master?"

"I thought this was freedom for a day."

"It is, but I like calling you Master."

"You're a better view on top." He chuckled squeezing her tits as she wiggled about. "Besides you want to be center of attention. Rub that clit and get the others in on it."

"Mmm!" Margo did just that her heels on the floor, legs wide nothing to hide. Just as Heath predicted the other ladies followed the leader, the enthusiasm was off the charts. Even Gwen dared to masturbate, of course she was making out with Brian while doing it so technically she didn't know the others were doing it yet. Shame on her! No wonder nobody was putting a halt to it.

Yon hissed at the newest turn of events and squealed. Tempted but unable to she felt Jeff slide his palm down her tight tummy over her dress until reaching her skirt. A single finger hooking the cloth drew her skirt up for all too see her thick bush. She mumbled her nerves with, "You must do it for me."

Oh it was on! Jeff's hand slid down her bikini area and began massaging her clit for her. That sudden spark made her crazy. By her own actions she pulled the dress straps from her shoulders and struggled a bit until her breasts popped free. Free at last! "I LOVE AMERICA!" They loved her back. Even louder cheers were circulating.

"Can't rub my own clit Big Dog. You being ante up, stroke that Shottweiler." Katarina laughed at her beefcake releasing his arms for better movement. Eric just said to hell with it and made it his mission to cum on the dance floor. Kat encouraged him along whispering sweet everything's into his ear. "Milk it Big Dog!" His groans raised a little hell until just as the song ended, then he nutted. Hand coated in white froth he brought his fingers back behind his head and dangled them in front of her face.

"Here Kitty Kitty! Want some cream?" He laughed. She went for them without any complaint. Sucking his fingertips dry Eric was feeling like a champ. Lisa who? He was going to frequent this establishment until the Kat hissed.

One last song, the band rose up just to see if the insanity could amplify any higher. Moving into Luke Bryan's song Country Girl. Hearing the lyrics saying, "Shake it for me girl. Shake it for me." Margo beat Trudy this round and rolled back over Heath and sat up on his legs and sent her tits into a turbulent dance. Posse hot on her heels the ladies sat up on their men and did the same. Trudy was giving Margo a trigger finger wink for being the instigator. Watching her feign riding Heath with her hands in her hair, the cowgirl hats were whipping into the air like rodeo star's gone wild.