Cougar House Ep. 035: Georgia PrEACH

"Has she tried anything?" Georgia went into grilling mode, she knew her kids well so their reaction normally told her when they were bluffing.

"Yeah, she's all over us. We get her in bed every day." Truth was the best cover up.

"Hmmm? Fine! Just...be careful. I would like to meet Mrs. Needy sometime soon."

"No problem! Sometime when Carmen lets you off at the bakery I'll arrange that. Oh, it might have to be after she comes back from France. Elliot got into a bit of trouble over there, nothing jail time, but he met a girl, a deaf girl even she's really cute. Margo wants to meet the girls parents. So yeah! I'm not positive as to when she's flying out but here soon. She has some bank deals to contend with first."

"Losing her home? Your new happy home?"

"Not at all! She's actually asked all of us boys if we want to work for her next year. She's got plans in motion with an architect to turn her place into a fancy Bed & Breakfast."

"Interesting! Your father and I will look into booking a weekend there."

"Why not? You guys deserve a getaway now and then. I'm sure I can cut a deal to let you two stay for free a couple days. Maybe on your anniversary next year."

"As long as I approve of her. The congregation is aware of her past."

"Blame that on her late husband Darryl. He was the player of the two."

"That's not what I hear, but I will give the woman a chance to convince me."

"Let me see her plans and I'll talk it over with dad. The place is far from Bed & Breakfast ready. I'd guess if her loan approval goes through she might get started even while she's in France. Another reason for us being out there to keep an eye on contractors. I am a Manager!"

"I'm proud of you Eric."

"Thanks! I'm going to load up my dark room stuff from the basement. I'm getting back into photography. Matter of fact me and the guys just made a nature video of her property. She even has a huge pond with ducks and geese. Trails in four directions for hiking, even a treehouse Darryl built for Elliot. Place has it all." Including a slutty landlady who would never ever deny the boys. That truth was staying in the shadows. Along with his dark room idea.

"I'd love to see pictures. You were always so good at capturing perfect lighting."

"Next visit! Better yet I'll text you a few cell photos once I take some."

"Of Studly running free." She smiled warmly.

"I can do that. Wanna help me load up?"

"Of course!"

Jabbering further about lesser things they head into the basement and Eric gathers trays and chemicals, clothes pins and paper. Everything necessary to develop his own stuff. It took three trips to his car. On the first trip they didn't find Lily whom had been setting outside. They heard low level talking but couldn't quite figure out where she was. Eric had a suspicion but kept it to himself, their secret hiding place from their parents in growing up. Ignoring it while making the remaining two trips until his car was loaded, they heard a deafening squeal.

"What in heaven?" Georgia began searching. She had a peach tree to the side of the house that blocked an old step antenna tower they hadn't bothered ever taking down once cable became popular. Eric knew his sister was on the roof in a blind spot they used to go up on to think alone. A secret no longer! With a yelp at losing something from her possession a small dildo came rolling off the roof and landed at Georgia's feet. There was no bluffing Mom concerning this, their hiding place was busted.

Georgia frowned at the rubber toy landing at her feet, still glossy. They heard, "SHIT! I have to call you back Tyler." Eric tried hard not to laugh. Kissing his mom on the cheek he hit the road as fast as his car could go. The squealing of tires on the street brought on a second frown.

"GET DOWN HERE YOUNG LADY!"

Knees and praying followed.

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Bruno Hancock had driven all the way to the small town of Carrington just to drop off his stepdaughter Heidi's best friend Andrea. Having a long talk with Andrea's mother over Andrea hanging with boys too old for her was probably not his best move but he felt compelled to at least warn her mother Dorothy. Leaving Heidi to sulk in the truck for thirty minutes alone gave the girl time to collect her thoughts on everything around her. She was so tired of being treated like a kid.

Trouble was Bruno found Andrea's mother a bit too appealing himself so he was taking his time. Dorothy being a single mother even better. He had known her awhile through his wife Carmen but never gave her any thought until showing up while she had just gotten out of the bathtub. Wearing only a skimpy robe she had greeted Bruno and didn't bother to be in any hurry to change. That only gave Andrea resentment even though Dorothy took Bruno's side in the matter. Only because she was lonely. If Bruno didn't have to deal with Heidi he might have considered staying awhile but he was smart enough to know the trouble it would cause. Another day he winked at Dorothy and admitted he needed to get Heidi home. Andrea was grounded, good enough for Bruno.

Heading back to his truck Bruno gnashed his teeth at an erection he accrued from seeing Dorothy slyly teasing him. While sitting down and letting him capture thin visuals of her pussy beneath the part in her robe, his mind gave in to possibilities. He needed to cool off, luckily it was a good twenty minute ride back to Wildwood. He had time to get his tree trunk chopped down before home. Yeah, right!

Climbing into his truck he realized that Heidi hadn't even put her shorts and tank on yet, still in her stolen string bikini. "You gonna get dressed?" He growled across the seat.

"No!" She defied him. "Yell at me all you want. You're not my real dad so do your worst."

"Going there huh?" He started his truck and pulled away as Dorothy waved at him from her porch. Even worse she taunted him to the very last second in bending over to pick up her newspaper, there was her entire ass, clam and vivid pucker! Under his breath Bruno huffed, "Hazeus!" Yep! Invitation if he ever saw one. His dick was riding high. There really was no covering it up either.

"I saw Dorie teasing you. Don't go yelling at me when I know you teased back. Does Mom know you flirt that hard with her friends?"

"I wasn't flirtin' with Dorothy, she was flirtin' with me. You're gettin' awful lippy Heidi Ho!"

"Calling me a ho because I want to be like my sisters?"

"I wasn't callin' you a ho! Dammit now Heidi! Don't talk about your sisters like that neither."

"Come on Bruno...you know they wear these skimpy bikinis but Mom doesn't. You keep shit from mom all the time. That makes you no better than Gwen, MJ, and Daph. You don't tell mom I won't tell mom. Easy sleazy!"

"Easy sleazy?" He chuckled shaking his head. Turning left on the old country blacktop to head for home he sighed, "Put your clothes on."

"They are on." She defied him. "I saw Jeff jerking off when he came for wood earlier."

"WHAT?" He snapped a glare at her.

"Yep! I turned him on wearing this. You can't yell at him because he didn't know I caught him. It's not his fault. I know I'm sexy."

"You're gettin' too big for your britches Kid!"

"Am I?" She whips her jean shorts and tank top out the window. "Seeing as they don't fit me anymore."

"Goddammit Heidi!" He braked and pulled off on the soft shoulder along a ditch. "Go get your clothes."

"Nope! Drive on!"

"Fuck!" He put his truck in park then got out to search for her shorts and tank top. Finding them in a ditch with water he just stared at them. "Not going in there gettin' my boots wet." Tired of dealing with it he just returned to his cab. Climbing back in he found Heidi topless and froze like a deer in a supernova. "What the fuck are you doing?"

"Whatever I want! I won't throw the bikini out the window it belongs to MJ. Drive on...DAD!"

"Maybe I ought to just blister your bottom."

"Go ahead! I'm sure Mom would love it when I show her your big ole' hand prints on my butt. How do you think she's going to react?"

"Add her hand prints alongside mine!" He aimed for intimidation.

"You had no right to embarrass me at the car wash Bruno. I like Connor. Nothing really happened between us besides kissing and...fondling."

"You were in a bad situation Heidi! I wouldn't be a good Father figure if I let you go watching my boys and their fuckin' hijinks!"

"I didn't see Fannie she was up in Brian's truck. Only ones I saw was Heath and Jenna, but that was through his back window. It was awesome!" Her eyes sparkled.

"We are not talkin' sex stuff you're too young."

"Don't blame me for what your sons do. I just wanted to see what was going on. Connor and I were on break so we snuck around behind them all. If they can get away with sex right in front of over a hundred people, what little I did shouldn't be anything to be bitter over. Connor didn't even see these." She lifted her 34B's which made him stroke his beard and look away.

"Cover those!"

"Nope! Riding home naked just to piss you off. I'm tired of being treated like a baby."

"IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A BABY HEIDI! YOU'RE FUCKING SIXTEEN!"

"Almost seventeen."

"Oh, that makes it okay then." He rolled his eyes behind his dark sunglasses. "At least duck down in your seat until we get home."

"Nope! Can't hear you Bruno."

"If I get pulled over and you're naked it's gonna get ugly. I can go to jail and you can get taken away from Carmen. So stop being childish and cover the fuck up."

"Not until you start treating me like an adult. You know what? MJ can just buy another bikini." Out the window went the bikini top. Before he could react she was untying her bottoms and holding them at arms length out her truck window as if a sail on a ship. Braking to a screeching halt Bruno watched as she simply let her bottoms go flying off as the rest of her clothing had. Her expression was absolute defiance.

"I've had enough I'm callin' Carmen and she can come get you."

"Okay!" Truck door open Heidi climbed out in nothing but her tennis shoes. Turning pale Bruno looked around in all three of his mirrors for traffic but luckily there was nobody coming either direction. Growling under his breath he just didn't know what to do. While Heidi had always been a hand full growing up, her acting out now was just beyond his control. Eying his wife's cell number ready to dial he just knew this was going to get twisted around and slap him in the back of the head. "I'll just walk home! Bye Bruno." Door slammed!

Moving in front of his truck she did indeed start walking in all her glory. He knew he couldn't let her do this but had no real options. If someone drove by and he was manhandling Heidi out of force they would report him for possibly trying to rape her. Even if Heidi took the blame the cops would likely still create problems. He was torn between trying to do the right thing here and watching her walk away. Age prevented him from pondering anything like he and her older sister Gwen had done, he knew he would never stoop that low with Heidi. Still, watching her wiggle away as if not a care in the world did have ill effects on his already struggling erection due to Andrea's mother. "That's it!" Inspiration!

Noting Heidi's cellphone he plucked it up from the seat and found Andrea's number in her contacts. Dialing it he awaited three rings before Andrea answered. "Put your Momma on. Don't give me shit!" Andrea called him an asshole but still tracked her mother down.

"Hello?"

"Hey Dorie it's Bruno. I need your help here. I'm about two miles out but Heidi's being a pain. She stripped her bikini off and took out walkin' down the blacktop. If I go mishandlin' her it's gonna look bad. Can you drive over and talk some sense into her?"

"Give me five minutes to get dressed."

"Uhhh? You don't have to." He dared to admit he preferred her in her robe.

"I'll be there in those five then." She hung up and told Andrea to stay put. Grabbing her keys she hopped in her Volvo and headed out. As soon as she did Andrea called Braedon Wilkes. Never a dull moment.

Following behind Heidi at a distance Bruno couldn't let her have any long range gap in case someone tried picking her up. Heidi keeping close watch on both traffic and Bruno did her best to make him feel shitty. She resorted to naked jumping jacks just to taunt him with bobbing boobs and even laying down in the middle of the road as if touching herself. The kid needed her ass..."Can't do it!" He knew punishing her with even a spanking would come across as abuse.

Speeding to catch up to him Dorothy honked at Bruno in passing and pulled up beside Heidi. It was about to get real. "Why are you acting out like this?"

"Go away Dorie! None of your business."

"Don't do this to Bruno. He's trying to be a good father."

"Sure he is. I saw how you teased him. What would my mom think if she found out you were flashing Bruno."

"What? I wasn't...okay...I was. I won't go any further I swear. I've just been..."

"Save it Dorie! If you can flash I can flash."

"Flash who? Is what you're doing any better than what I did? Get in I'll drive you home myself."

"I'm good." An oncoming car made Heidi flare her eyes but remain vigilant as it passed them looking bewildered. Luckily it was an old man and didn't put much thought into it. "See? He didn't say a word."

"Okay! Then I'll call Carmen myself and explain my stupidity and yours." Before Heidi could react Dorothy took a picture of Heidi naked and shared it with her. With a challenging eye brow Dorie pulled away and put enough distance between she and Heidi to make the call. Panic mode sank in and Heidi ran toward Dorie to catch up.

"Don't send that to Mom!" She reached Dorothy and saw her on the phone talking. What she wasn't aware of was she actually called Bruno having looked at her daughter's cell for his number. With her window now up Dorothy spoke to Bruno as if really talking to Carmen. Listening as Dorie informed her of her daughter's actions Heidi burst into tears. Dorie was a sneaky one!

With Dorie parked Bruno held back and put her on speaker so he could keep his cell out of sight. Dorie had a good idea in intimidating Heidi until he could get her home and set her straight behind closed doors. This would also keep Dorie's earlier flirtations under the radar. If Bruno could get Heidi home without problems he could figure out how best to cut deals and try and straighten her up. Step at a time!

"That's right I teased your husband and I'm sorry!" She said out loud then whispered, "Not!" Bruno had to chuckle. "I hope you can forgive me for going so far." then another mumble of, "I'd like to go all the way." That made Bruno palm his erection and mumble back, "Just might if this don't get in our way."

"Hold on I took a picture of her to act like I was sending it to Carmen. Let me scare her straight by sending it to you. She's crying it won't be much longer before she either gets in my car or yours. Traffic coming again let's hope she chooses one of us. I'll drive her home if necessary."

"Thanks Dorie! I owe ya." Picture sent Bruno reluctantly pulled it up and grit his teeth. Damn Paparazzi! I'll delete this shortly."

As far as you go Stepdaddy...pay up soon I need to get laid." She hissed and peered at Heidi as if Carmen was understanding. Heidi moved behind Dorothy's car to avoid traffic who tooted at her, it being younger guys and having zero idea how old she really was. Hearing them Bruno pointed at them in passing with a threatening expression. Accelerator pushed down they zoomed off.

Finally having played the fake conversation off Dorothy got out of her car and walked up to Heidi. "Your mother can take it from here. You need to get in Bruno's truck and go home without hurting him any more than you have."

"Was mom...furious?"

"No! She understands more than you think. She and I will always be friends."

"I don't have anything to wear now." She just knew every stitch was going to be ruined from the ditch.

"I'm closer to home than you are." Dorie peered both directions then at Bruno who pulled up behind them. Without a second thought Dorothy removed her already short robe and draped it around Heidi. "I know it looks bad but you can keep the robe. Bruno doesn't need to be caught with you nude. So behave!"

"Okay! Tell Andrea I'm sorry."

"There's nothing to be sorry over. Go on!" She nudged Heidi to walk toward the passenger side of Bruno's truck. With Heidi's back to her the woman shook her melons at Bruno and wagged her tongue. With a single car coming in the distance she hurried to Bruno's window and told him, "Tell Carmen I want her man." Bold as Heidi had been she remained naked in the road until the last second. Waving Bruno out to use his truck to hide her Bruno left her behind. Rearview mirror watched as the car passed him Dorie was still outside her car. She got in even as the car slowed down so he felt secure she would be fine. He had to get Heidi home before her mother got off work, or her sisters came home. Heidi apologized for being a bitch. Bruno simply kept his mouth shut. Safer that way!

Back at Dorothy's car she looked over at the car next to her.

"Hey Dorothy!"

"Braedon...hi!"

"Are you naked?" The boy winked.

"Why yes I am." She found it impossible not to flirt. "Andrea's at home. Want to come over?"

"Come on?"

"Let's compromise...come in?"

"I'll wipe my feet off at the whore...door."

Dorothy already knew about Braedon Wilkes. Too old for her daughter...

Just right for the MILF!

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Margo Needy's home...

Waking from an hours nap Margo lay in her bed staring across the room at her belly dancing costume. Mesmerized by her construction of it she felt pride in her seamstress work. Yawning with a vivid stretch she got up and put her collar on having left it off to bathe earlier. Preferring to wear it more these days as a sign of respect to her Master's she didn't want any of them catching her without it like she had in jogging yesterday. With six hours before nightfall she recalled something else she had overlooked.

"Shoot! I was going to wear a butt plug all day. I have six more hours that's a good enough primer. I'd rather be prepared for entry and not face pain for hours on end until I get loosened up. Bad enough the boys took me yesterday without lube, lil' tender." She hopped out of bed and went to her closet to locate her toy box. Inside it was a variety of colorful butt plugs. Choosing a red jeweled plug she went back to bed crawling up on her hands and knees. Reaching around as well as under, she took a bit to install it, having put it in her mouth to coat it with saliva first. Tighter than expected she had to force it in, but again the plug was thicker than some. Big dicks required space to work with!

"There! Good to ho!" She giggled and sat up in bed. No more than getting comfy her cell rang. Reaching to her bedside stand for it she noted the caller. "OH MY GOD!" she grew excitable. "ELENA!!" Ecstatic!

"Hey Needy in a Haystack! How you been girlfriend?" Elena Kerrington was equally as enthusiastic hearing her old friends voice, settling on her veranda with a glass of Chablis, her thin white dress billowing in a breeze. "Got your e-mail so here I'm gabbing."

"It's sooo good to hear your voice. I've missed you!"

"Missed you too! What's this about Elliot off in France. Make's me wanna grab a plane ticket and charge it to my ex."

"He's doing wonderful studying over there. He actually has a girlfriend if you can believe that."

"Skinny Elliot? Not possible! That's great! How are you holding up without him?"

"I'm doing just fine. His friends moved out here with me to keep me from going crazy."

"His friends? You let a bunch of nerds move in?"

"So not nerds!" She giggled, "I'll send you a selfie we all took by the pool, hang on." A swift search she shot off the photo. It was innocent enough but she was in her hot yellow bikini and they were all in tight trunks. Nothing overly sexual but they all looked lustful.