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Click hereI understand your concerns, sir, and I do apologize, but there's nothing more I can do.
Well, perhaps there is something I can do to ensure your satisfaction...
Possibly the funniest piece of erotic comedy I’ve ever heard, complete with satire, social commentary, and a super sexy, timely story and performance. Imagine this aligns with a collective, Covid-era fantasy. Brilliant.
this was both painful and humorous! xD I could totally see those questions being asked.
I enjoyed this a great deal, although I am curious - did something like it (bank freezing your account) happen recently to inspire you to create those 'ultimate security questions'? They are very humorous, mainly because I just know they would *actually* be in use if organizations thought people would know/remember those types of things.
you have an INCREDIBLE voice! laughed at the security questions and the KYC reference