Dark as Daylight Ch. 13

"Didn't you know they had a computer here dad?"

"Your mother and I should have had a boy. He would have been easier to raise."

"I hate you dad; I really hate you."

"As my dearest friend, Doctor Even Luck used to say, I hate you 3 times as much. Get your helicopter, and go see your husband"

"Thanks dad, I'm on my way."

"Remember, I have to know where you're going."

"I promise."

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The agent guarding the roof entrance to the building was inside, using a laptop computer, when he heard the roar of a helicopter closing in on the building. He opened the door to see what it might be, before he put everyone on alert. He recognized Buffalo 1, and wondered what it was doing there. The roof would not take its weight. The helicopter and the building would be destroyed.

At the last moment, the giant machine turned into the wind, and the side door opened. It continued to descend until it was 10 feet above the building. A rope was thrown out, and a diminutive person began to slide down to the roof. The person laid down, as the helicopter increased power and flew away.

By the way this person was running at him, he knew it was a woman. Her raingear covered everything, but his rifle was still pointed at her.

"Halt, and identify yourself."

She removed her hood. "Patricia Valentino, I'm here to see my husband."

He recognized her.

"You are the only one crazy enough to pull a stunt like that in this weather. Come on in."

"If you think this was crazy, you should've seen me land my 757 between 2 thunderstorms. That was an event Kelly will never forget, and neither will I."

"Mrs. Valentino; you should have your head examined."

"Charlie, it has been, several times. The doctors still don't know what to do with me."

"I can believe that."

"Is my husband in his office?"

"I think he's glued to his chair. He's going to need a new one soon, because the one he's in is worn out."

"I promise you Charlie, I'm going to wear him out in a different way."

"Have a good time, Mrs. Valentino that man deserves it."

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She took the elevator down to the 3^rd floor, and walked to his office. Silently, she closed and locked the outside door. She undressed, and walked into his office. His desk was neat, but there was still papers in his inbox to be taken care of. His out box was so full, he had paperwork stacked along the side it that was almost as tall.

"Mister Valentino, do you need a naked secretary?"

"No, I need something new and exciting in my life. Sex with my wife is getting boring. When I sit in the commissary, and hear what these young, nubile, women do with their boyfriends, and husbands, I realize my sex life is boring."

"Have you ever asked your wife to try these things?"

"No, she has a gun, and would probably shoot me when I asked."

"Your gun is bigger than any other gun she's ever seen; why don't you find out?"

"She would mess up all my paperwork."

"There is always the chair, the floor, door, and your secretary's desk's. Your paperwork would be safe."

"Come to me wife, I can't tell you how much I've missed you."

"Why do you think I'm naked husband. Do you think I do this for any man?"

"I'm hungry, I'm going to eat every inch of you."

"You're not going to touch me until you are naked. If I can't touch you, you are not going to touch me."

"It's the 50-50 rule, isn't it?"

"Till death do us part."

"We are the 1^st persons on the list of people taking a ride on Good Luck 2. We are going to see our daughter. I don't want to hear one word out of you, because I am going on vacation, and I'm taking you with me."

"You are only half naked, and I have news for you. When this rain stops, you are coming with me on a two-week vacation. I have already cleared it with William, and and my father. I don't want to hear one word out of you. Your desk is nearly clear, and your secretaries will be so busy with your outbox, the piddly little shit that is left in your inbox they can take care.

Will you take your pants off please? I want to get laid. If you don't hurry, I will rip them off, and rape you."

"I am up to it wife; I hope you are."

"I've been standing here naked for 5 minutes, and you haven't done a thing to me. I believe I'm ready, I'm still not sure about you."

"Get on my secretary's desk. Push everything that's on there to the floor. I'm going to teach you that my side of the 50 is alive and well."

"You're putting me to work, and your pants are still on. You talk a good game Mister Valentino, and I am still waiting for you to prove it."

"Move bitch, or I'll start spanking you like I never have before."

"Is that it, just the spanking. Is that what the girls in the commissary talk about. We did that 23 years ago. I thought you were after something new and exciting. I'm very disappointed."

"Clear that desk, and I'll show you what this new generation does."

"I will have to move my clothes. I folded them neatly and put them on that desk."

"I'm naked now, and I don't care about your clothes. Move it, or I'll take you on the carpet."

"You can't take anyone with that floppy thing."

"Get on that desk Patricia. That floppy thing is going to make you roar soon."

"I certainly hope so. I've waited a long time for this."

"So have I baby, so have I."

"I'm not leaving this building until I'm totally satisfied. That could take days, weeks, or months. The day this rain stops, we are gone."

"Okay, I'll tell my secretaries what to do, I'll pack a suitcase, and I'll follow you anywhere."

"You said something about eating, you may start now."

"Are you giving the orders?"

"No I was just reminding you of something you said."

"Do you think I'm going senile?"

"Stephano if you don't start soon, the guards are going to have very good time."

"You know you would be breaking our marriage vows, and committing a sin."

"It's not a mortal sin. I would go to confession and be absolved of it. I would explain to the priest my husband would not perform his husbandly duties. I am getting cold Stephano, it's either now or never again, and I mean never again."

He didn't answer her as his mouth descended on her center. He licked the little bud that was standing at attention, and then he bit it.

Patty screamed as she flooded the secretary's desk, "You fucking bastard."

Two fingers entered her, and found the area that drove her crazy. He moved the fingers laterally as fast as he could, and felt her body stiffen. He bit the little bud again, and she screamed loud enough to shake the building.

The 3 agents in the ready room, on the 2^nd floor, laughed.

One of them said, "I don't know how she did it, but Mrs. Valentino is here."

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51. Moving on

You got lucky son; I called Washington and they've put off your hearing until this ungodly weather clears up. The senator from Texas is sunning himself, and wants no part of it. The committee wanted to meet you without him, but he wouldn't allow it. He wants to show a 16-year-old uppity young boy who's the boss."

"Dad, you know I try to take your advice all the time, but if he comes after me, I'm going to put him in a box, and tell him they need a new president in Nauru, and he fits the bill."

Junior said to his brother, "Okay, I will bite, almost intelligent one, where is Nauru?"

"Nauru is the smallest Republic in the world. It is an area called Oceania in the Marshall Islands chain, just south of the equator. To get there you have to go by boat or a very small plane."

"Did you know that dad?"

"Of course I did. I summer there every 40 years. The US government lends me a nuclear submarine, and a radio to call it back, when I'm ready to go home."

"That's what I thought."

Audra said, "It's not the smallest country in the world, Vatican City is."

"I didn't say it was the smallest country in the world. I said it was the smallest Republic in the world. There's a big difference."

"What's the difference smart ass?"

"You are in for another spanking very soon. Vatican City is ruled by one man, the Pope there is no Constitution there is no representative government. There is a court of clerics, but he can overrule whatever they say. It's like having a king as the head of the country.

A Republic has an elected form of government. There is a president, chairman, or what ever they want to call the leader. There is a rulemaking body, whether it is cameral, bicameral, as it is here, or multi-cameral as it is in Israel."

This island nation is extremely small, and is bankrupt. Its citizens pay no taxes, and is dependent on countries like Great Britain, Australia, and Germany for money. These countries mined their phosphates until they were depleted. In the process they destroyed 90 percent of the coral reefs surrounding the country. The water around the island nation now looks like a wasteland. Is that enough information for you or should I go on?"

"No, that's enough."

Junior said, "I see you haven't learned not to argue with him over the minute facts, and the arcane items that mean nothing to anyone, except those ultra brilliant people that try to beat out each other at conferences all over the world."

"It's only been 2 full days. Give me a little time, I'll find something he doesn't know."

"When you do, I will give you $1 million. It doesn't even have to be a legitimate question."

"When I am chairman of the company, Will, you are going to be mopping the board room floors."

"I will be sure to use the wax they invented for skis around your seat. It's more expensive than gold and more slippery than ice."

"I will make sure you pull my seat back, before I sit in it."

"Dad can I please shoot him; he is not enough to just spoil your entire day; he can spoil your entire month."

"William, if you stop egging him on, he will stop beating you at every turn. You tell me time after time, when we talk, how much smarter he is then you are. Why not take your own advice? Stand him up, turn him around, bend down, and kiss his ass."

"DAD!"

"It was just a thought William."

"I like it dad. It would show a great deal of respect, from my elder brother, to his better."

"Patrick, I am going to beat the shit out of you right here in front of our father. When I am finished with you, Audra can take the rest of the day off."

"People with lesser intellects always resort to violence."

"You're absolutely correct Pat. Let's look down through history. Kublai Khan was dumber than dog shit, but he conquered one third of the known world because his men feared him.

Genghis Khan, his son, stopped at Romania. He didn't know how many wives he had, or how many children. Like his father before him, he ruled by fear.

All the Chinese dynasties depended on others to run their empire. Most couldn't count, so they had accountants run their treasuries. The accountants lived in the palaces with them, so they could not steal anything. They were always guarded, so they could not give a penny to a relative or friend. If they tried to, they were killed, and another accountant was brought in. As the dynasties continued over the centuries they became inbred, to the point they had every disease known in the world at that time.

As you come west, the first thinking King was supposedly Alexander the great. His father was so inbred that Alexander was gay. He went through half his army when he could have had the most beautiful women in creation. He wasn't the mastermind of his victories, a general by the name of Resicius laid out his battle plans, wrote out his speeches and did everything but wipe his ass. Alexander got all the credit, because he was the king. Read up on it my friend, before I knock some sense into your head. Don't ever call me someone of lesser intellect again, because I'll put your head in a vice, and close it until your eyes pop out."

"I'm sorry William, I was just joking with you. I'm sorry I hurt you. It wasn't intentional. You have to believe me. I wouldn't know what to do without you. You have to believe that above everything else. I use you to guide me, and I've said it 1000 times before. Regardless of who sits at the head of the table, it's you and me against the rest of the world. It will always be that way. Please forgive me. Hit me in the head if you want to, but I didn't mean a word that was said."

"How can I hit him dad, when there are tears in his eyes?"

"He's your brother William. There will be a time, and a place for you to retaliate. However, I believe that was a heartfelt apology, and you should forgive him, even if it's only temporarily."

"I can do that dad."

"Patrick, you are forgiven this time; but don't ever do it again. If you do, someone will have to find your head for you, because it will be located in a different room."

"Your message is received loud and clear. I will never do anything like that to you ever again. You are my brother William, and I depend on you for everything."

"Why don't you take Audra back to the dance hall, and give her the lesson she so richly deserves."

"If you had given him 2 more minutes, he would've totally forgotten about it, William."

"You keep forgetting he is photographic, Audra. He doesn't forget anything, ever. By the way, your townhouse is finished, Pat. When we return to New York, you two can play all you want, and we will never hear you again."

"Isn't that a wonderful thought?"

"Thank you William; I think that is the best news I could ever have received. No panties Audra, no panties ever again."

"I have to wear them to school."

"Okay, but once you're in the house, they come off."

"Yes Patrick."

"Pat, you keep forgetting one thing; where are you going to be located. Is it going to be Washington, Texas, or Florida? Where is she going to attend school?"

"I believe it's going to be in Houston. I will verify that after we finish with the Senate committee hearings.

If they don't need my physical presence, everything can be done by secure satellite links, and I can live in the townhouse."

"I wouldn't count on the last one Pat."

"I'm not either, so I believe it will be Houston. Where is my airplane?"

"It's in Kansas City being upgraded, while this weather is drowning us in the east."

"Good move William; how much longer do they need?"

"It will take about a month, before it's fully tricked out. Then you will have the best aircraft in the entire world. It will be better than Air Force One."

"That is seriously cool. It has the 4 bedrooms and everything?"

"It has everything you wanted, except the swimming pool."

"Thank you William, you are absolutely the best. I will follow you anywhere you go."

"Patrick, you are a serious pain in the ass."

"I'm only 16, I have a lot to learn about the world, and how it works. I may be smart, but it all is from books. I have a lot to learn about life, and you are teaching me about it."

"Take Audra and get out of here, before I kill you. I have no idea what to do with you, but I will work on it."

"Audra move."

"Yes master."

As soon as Patrick turned around to leave the room, William kicked him in the ass as hard as he could. It was so hard it lifted Patrick off the ground.

Patrick put his hand in his mouth and bit it hard. He looked at his brother with daggers in his eyes, but no words came out as his mouth. As the pain eased, he stood up straight.

William said, "Now little brother, I'm sure you'll remember not to say anything like that to me again."

"If we were outside, there were many things I wanted to say to you, but we were inside and I could not say anything here."

"That was excellent control, Patrick. You are to be commended. Now go find your concubine, and have fun for the remainder of the day."

"Thank you, dad. I will do that."

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"Hello darling, how would you like to go home tomorrow?"

"William, William is that you, you old bastard?"

"Jemma darling, I am going to be home tomorrow by 2 PM. I'm hoping that you will be there to greet me. If you want to stay in Glens Falls, with our babies, for a while longer, that's fine with me. I just want you to know that I miss you terribly, and that friend of mine below my belt is ready to explode. I may have to find some local talent to appease me for the short term."

"You would have to blindfold anyone to get them into bed with you, you wrinkly old bastard. No one but me wants you, and so help me God, if you touch another woman, I'll hang that part of you above the doorway to our bedroom. It will remind you of what you used to have, and could be doing with your former wife."

"I will never let you go. My lawyers will have you tied up in court for the rest of my life, and yours."

"You haven't tied me up in a long time William. Did that memory just pop into your head?"

"Don't tempt me Jemma, they make rope in this area of the country, and I could buy plenty of it before I come home."

"Listen to me old man, you probably couldn't carry it."

"We will see what happens, when you enter our bedroom tomorrow night."

"Should the doctor sit in our hallway, or should we have EMS sitting outside our home?"

"Should I set up the camera?"

"Gwen is almost 8 months pregnant. She would deliver, while watching that movie. What is our Patrick doing?"

"Patrick and Audra are playing a game. They are now on the 4^th floor of this hotel, and are using one room at a time for their antics. It will be very interesting to see if they can finish the entire hotel, before we leave tomorrow morning."

"He has his father's stamina, that is for certain."

"They will be moving into the new townhouse as soon as we return. After that there is no telling where he will be going after the Senate hearings."

"Gwen wants to talk to William but I have to ask you one more question. Please tell me Patrick is not in love with her."

"I asked the same question. The answer was no. He has a bet with his brother for $100 that he will not get married until after his 30^th birthday. I don't believe he's going to make it. He's much more impetuous then William is, and I believe he will be married before he's 25."

"I will guarantee you one thing husband. My son is not getting married one day before he's 21. If he tries to, he's going to be a eunuch.

"I don't believe the bride will appreciate that. Let's continue this tomorrow, because I have a young man that would like to speak with his wife. I love you, airplane lady, mother of my children. I will see you tomorrow afternoon at 2 PM."

"I'm going to have that helicopter land in our backyard if I have to, but I will be there by 2 PM. I love you, and I would if you were penniless."

"I'll see you tomorrow my love, put Gwen on the phone."

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"Hello pregnant lady, how are you?"

"You are a dead man. You know pregnant women are horny as hell all the time, and you're not here. They are stuffing me with ice cream to keep me cool. They're keeping me in the shower running cold water on me so I don't kill anyone. When you get home tomorrow, I'll be in our bedroom with my legs up. You better fill that hole in the middle before you touch any other part of me very quickly, otherwise, I'm going to rip you apart piece by piece, and give the organs I didn't damage to the nearest hospital. Do you understand me William, I'm ready to burst?"

"Maybe they should send you home in a refrigerated truck so the rest of the women and the agents will be safe?"

"That's not a bad idea. How have you been?"

"It's been terrible down here at the Greenbrier."