All Comments on 'Dig a Pony'

Classic, and funnier than ever. Five big ones.

ok ya got one over on me, it was fun. maby u should do more cornball stories for a while im getting tired of loving wife/cockould.or what ever its called. cant figure that one out though. its the female that stays on the nest and raises the other egg. not the male.

HDK didn't change horses at midstream and wrote a classic. Hilarious story. That's as HDK-like as a story can be. Of course, it was obvious that the guy just recorded the wives with their husbands, but that added to the fun. I wanted to scream "you idiots!" the whole time.

You are my absolute favourite. HDK first, daylight second.

This one could have almost been placed in Humor. Too bad Tyler had to bite the big one, though.

You never let me down. I know I am going to chuckle, then shake my head in wonder at what you do. This is HDK, and there is no one better. Thank you, Randi.

Seriously, HDK, that was excellent. 5* from your ideal woman! Cheers, Amy.

that HDK is open minded enough to do 'Special Needs' porn. Those wives were...something.

Master at work. Very funny read .

....It's a bit of a stretch for the lead investigator to be unaware that the deceased was a black man....

Still a delightful HDK romp through tongue-in-cheek one-liners and improbable situations. The "Butler did it" was a gagger, though. Talk about spewing into the rose bushes! ;-)

Thanks for this terrific contribution to MMT day.

Soooooo predictable. Yuppers ! Here's your CONDOM to knall on . At least you did not cuckold it up ! So I gave it what it deserves. A 1 star.

Loved it! Really excellent. You've proven you're the stud of Literotica.

I was going crazy with those Fellini-esque dialog jumps, and wanted to slap the characters with their misunderstandings of what was just said.

I realize that was the humor of it, but I found it more frustrating than funny.

Gotta agree with Sbrooks on this one. I get what you were trying for but in this case, playing it straight would of made a much better story or even just a little humor in it which you have done so well before. The wives not batting an eyelid about them supposedly having affairs and yukking it up just among themselves just felt to off.

on a big boys time, try and hid all fetishes, TK U MLJ LV NV

Absolutely no one can spin a tale (or in this case, a tail) than HDK. He is the man! (or in this case, the mane)

Somehow from the very beginning of the story, he draws us into his weird, humorous, totally crazed universe with its own rules, where everything makes its own kind of sense. People behave in ways that are totally nuts, and yet we keep going along for the ride. He is unique--and a treasure.

Thanks to Randi for her organizing this story-fest: anything that gets another Beatle-titled tale out of HDK is well worth the effort!

Thanks, ohio

5* . Thanks for the funniest story . Needed this today.

Humurous and engaging. I like it since most of the stories in the Tour are dark and heavy. This one's different.

Wow, the Butler did it, in the kitchen, with the revolver.

Dang and I had Colonel Mustard did it, in the library, with a candlestick.

Once again I remember why after all this time I still love to read your work.

Although the Bub Light was to much for me; clean the driveway with it fine, but drinking it is completely fictional. I can believe the women, the cop, the computer running XP still working, BUT not people drinking Bud Light!

That was a hoot!

My thanks to the author

for a few chuckles.

No Thanks. I missed the humour that everyone else seems to have found. I just found it boring.

HDK has a knack for writing funny dialog between cops and suspects. This story is a good as any of his other humorous accounts of fumbling police interviews.

yea it was nice to read. A nice change of pace.

Very funny indeed, some of the lines are classics.

this could've been easily a dark, brooding, captivating story, but then HDK's dry humor kind of spoiled it; well, even the best can do a slipshod job sometime; this is one of those. this begs for a non-humorous version 2, which will work only HDK writes it again. Not bad really, but then you end up expecting too much from a great writer every time, and HDK is surely a victim of that. Never mind. Not all songs of Beatles are great.

Funny? yes, but after the masterpiece "Not guilty", any story showing up with the same detective, will be compared to that one...And it isn't easy to be compared to a masterpiece...However a good read...3*

British humor at its best. I loved it.

Laughing my ass off

Hell, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. This was hysterical. Great job, HDK.

Cop actually made this story an enjoyable read! She-it Man he was a pervert He drank O, P beer. (Other Peoples beer) So the Butler did do it!

Thanks for sharing this Fantastic Story with us! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ WOOF!

a 5 i call bullshit 5 my ass. i love ur stories but a have read 3 of these dumbass event stories now and they are trash. this event turned out really bad stories and typos all over the place from good authors. ur dialog in this one was crap. i think ppl dont see it bc the got all excited about the event and how much stories that popped out at once

I’m still smiling. My wife said “what - what’s so funny when I started giggling after reading “ ‘You had no reason to kill him since you didn't know he was slipping me the salami,’ reasoned Marge.” Very nice comic relief after reading Stev2244’s gem “Living Nightmare”. Thanks ***** By the way, I have read “Not Guilty” a dozen times if I’ve read it once - any time I need a quick mood readjustment!

Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!

not interessting and not realy funny....to many stupidity in that story

we know you can do better, but not this time

2 starrs

It brought a smile to my face. Thanks for the story.

The irony, it burns!

This script is way outside your usual stories and totally unbelievable. And, I can only offer you my sincere appreciation for this adult fairy tale. It was enjoyable, riveting, and well well constructed.

Thanks

Too campy and slapstickish for me. Hope others like it.

A fun read HDK, I was rolling around laughing when Sue came into the house saying Tyler fucked her in the ass...lolol...I also see your a old school porn fan with mention of Jenna Jameson and Marilyn Chambers...lol

Now uhhh... Lady in red? ;)

With HDK it's not about plot, or surprising endings it's about the ride. What a joy, a roller coaster of fun.

Terrific, great, superb!

HDK is a true legend!

A great big five.

Notice JPB is a PBR man and HDK likes Bud Lite. Sorry HDK, I'm with JPB and the Pabst on that.

Jedd Clampett

Give out a yell for B&R!

and an obvious setup for a bad joke about 'The Butler always does it'.

This really belongs more in humor, although it didn't make me laugh.

Frankly, you usually do a better job than this.

in fact, seemed forced. I even briefly got confused like the "who's on first" bit with all the names and jocularity. Swing and a miss.

Yes of course the butler did it......

Thank you HDK.

Great imagination for creating a very funny story~!

larious

Thanks for sharing your distinctive work!

Haven't laughed this much in a while. Was like watching Charlie Chaplin in my head!

Thanks for the laugh hdk!

Really loved the humorous take on a murder mystery. What a truly nice change of pace.

A little HKD each day helps keep it all in perspective.

I dig a good HDK tale. Thanks!

Mysterious with a few hints of humour.

I enjoyed it. Now I have to get back to work!

Most of your comments raved about how humorous this was but I found it to be a bunch of silliness. All of the wives should be institutionalized. Imagine your wife bragging about how so many other men will be calling her to suck their cocks. I would have dragged her ass to the door right there and told her she could make her living sucking cocks then.

I think this story was drastically overrated by most.

Seriously silly yes! Seriously funny yes, the butler always does it. Some of these Anonymous Pricks need to lighten up, and have fun with a cute story. Four stars from this reader thanks for the story.

the other one is Matt Moreau; nobody can make your blood boil like he can, if you are hetrosexually oriented, that is.

Thats a funny story , I loved it. Thank you for being a legend

very nice story!!!

Chuckle-worthy fare. But heavy on foreshadowing. We knew the solution to the enigma way early. Just not the details. The ''star'' of the show was not the narrator so much as the porn-loving, beer quaffing ''Inspector Clouseau'' that hit the neighborhood and had everyone hating everyone else. He was a bit of a hoot. With some sharpening, this could be more dedicated to camp, absurdity, and hilarity--and be a great read.

Nobody can write a story like HDK!

Okay, one very rarely ever gets to read humor on this web site.... however you have changed that. Thanks for the amusing story with the world’s dumest detective. Nicely done and appreciated.

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How the hell can anyone stick their tongue that far into their cheek?

I appreciated the effort but it was a touch over the top.

More of thehumor missed than hit.

Fun and silly story. I don’t know how the cop obtained all the videos, but whatever- it is good to know there are such close-knit neighborhoods out there!

Oh my lord. You had me almost rolling on the floor with the detective not wanting to give out any information and the wife's almost getting into it over whom serviced Tyler best. It seemed like that the wife was walking around all fluffed up like a turkey because she gave Tyler the best blowjobs he ever had. This stands up along with Not Guilty. Keep on writing you have a very special talent.

This story.makes me realize how important it is to limit peoples access to your home with keys. There could have been several divorces and possible internet sales of the footages. Good ending and it made yoy think as story unfolded. It is nice to see marriages surviving in a story.

Yes, this was well over the top, lol.

But it show great imagination

and wonderful humour.

What more can you ask for in a story?!

Loved it from start to finish.

Top ratings from me.

I get this was supposed to be funny, but mostly I just found characters like the detective and the wife acting so stupid annoying instead.

It was just laid on way too thick.

Just hilarious.

Crazy in a good way. And pretty funny too. I enjoyed it all the way through. 5⭐️s.

After the last two, I had to re-read a HDK that I knew was good. This one is.

Around that neighborhood....

I love the humor and the different character development used, but...

Taylor wouldn't hide a laptop of video taken in his own house. He was a victim of the same spy and a crazed neighbor. Keep going and find the voyeur.

I enjoyed the characters in the story really funny and entertaining, Great job

The cop Cook is hilarious. With all the beer he drinks I'm surprised he can think straight. The wives are all a bit ditsy. I must say that I got a good chuckle out of this. A 5 Star Rating.

Anyone who didn't laugh reading this should see a doctor to have that stick removed.

Laughed through the second reading. Very Inspector Clouseau.

Seems to me LW should have a couple of sub categories. Comedy being one so I can make sure I read it. Cuck stories being the other so I can make sure I don't read it.

no matter what the wife does, a little pussy covers everything

This was funny!

VERY good, VERY funny.

The Butler always does it!

Detective Cook Strikes again.

It’s astounding that the women could be *that* stupid! None remember the act, yet all try to one-up each other... potentially incriminating their husbands. They’re even dumber than Cook!

I know that this was a comedic story, but Harddaysknight must have a low opinion of his local police force or all police. No person that rises to the level of detective who be THAT stupid! I must watch too much cop shows because I had this figured out with the second murder premise.

People are not this stupid, although some do come close. Who believes something they have no memory of doing?

This has got to be one of the funniest stories on this site. Readers should remember that it's a farce!

Thanks for taking the time and sharing this with us HDK!

I felt an American "Pink Panther" moment there! Most detectives bring their own side-kick to the show, Cook seems take any suspect’s Bud!

I thought "Not Guilty" was better. I liked the fact that your main character, usually the victim in cheating wife stories, was always three steps ahead of everyone else. That story was an eight this was only a five. Thanks again

A good humorous confusing story.

Humorous...

This is humour? Where everyone acts brain dead? Crap! 2*s.

Well I thought it was pretty funny - LOL! Little too much tongue in cheek at times but still 5*...

Very funny. Yeah tongue in cheek over the top, but still funny as all get out. Loved it. Five star.

Absolutely

Man, I hope your local police department doesn't know you write these stories.

By far the funniest story I have read on Literotica!

The Dukes of Hazzard's Sheriff Coltrane comes to LW.

Now that's a funny story. 5 stars for making me laugh.

OK, Ive read several of your stories and you have a wicked, sick sense of humor, I did figure it out when the pony girl said that her husband liked to treat her like a pony then it dawned on me that each wife was videoed ing what she liked best.

Hahaha!

Very funny, clever story. And a very good storyteller.

5+++ stars.

Yes, yes, very funny and some detective! No wonder the girls couldn't remember screwing around with Tyler. But they sure wanted to know they were god at what they were doing with a guy they weren't doing it with! Does that make any cense? 5 stars

The butler 😁🤣🤣