by verysimplegal
Lucky husband, I wish my girlfriend could cook, but she leaves it up to me.
That's what happens when you don't call first and say you're bringing someone home. Oh well.
Ha
I thought she was going to be lying naked on the table with the salad on her when they walked in!
First time I rate 5 * in this king of story...But this one was well written and above all very funny.
Not a bad story, but Sweetie seems to depend on Hubby being clairvoyant and having a shark's olfactory powers!
@Dragon ... guys can prepare a similar salad, with a few procedure adjustments (NO, not sticking the veggies in an adjacent location!!!)
3*
I did like Karen's suggestion though! Unfortunately we always have guests.
For several days Mitzi had me cum in a cup for her. I knew not to ask questions when she would say "Just do what I say..." turns out she was mixing it in the ranch dressing as a tricky surprise for her gf. We'll the surprise came when our friends helped themselves to the wrong bottle of dressing from our fridge. I almost lost it watching the wife eating my cum and her husband went on and on about how good the salad was and the dressing was awesome! Every time we saw them after that, Mitzi and I winked at each other knowing that they had both swallowed my cum... and loved it! Thanks for reminding me of that. I may have to do it again.