All Comments on 'Dr. Bob and his Dildo'

Okay, not really. This one's a classic, ABS. ~Imp

I think I hurt something.

Too early n the morning to laugh so hard.

Nice one, Abs.

ABSolutely hilarious. I've read this many times over and every time, I laugh so hard. At this rate, I'll be the star consumer for Depends. God, youre twisted...lemme know when its my time to have our brain!

Nicely done Abs, as usual :D

I just cracked a couple ribs falling out of the chair. That was hilarious. Sounds like a script Leslie Neilson would die for. You made me laugh, you made me cry, you made me stubb my toe. Great work babe.

falling off the chair! This is about as wacky as my uni-tits story. And thanks to Veila for bugging you to finish it!

So when are you going to start giving lessons on wrting humor? Thanks for a LOL funny read.

Rumple

Oh that was awfully funny *big laughs*

You are the mistress of pun, oxymoron and word play! I laughed out loud!! Thank you!

Talk about stream of consciousness stuff. LOL! Had me snickering and guffawing right the way through. Now, what happened to those knickers...?

Classic Abs.

(Nice to see it finally finished, btw. I vaguely recall reading an early version of this at least six months ago. Good on Vella for giving you a kick up the bum.)

I knew better than to try to drink a coke and read this story at the same time! I cracked up at "The smell of his Old Spice made her long for the sea." and just kept on laughing through the whole thing. You have a lovely, twisted way with words, babe.

sick Bitch....and I love you for that!!!

So funny ~ purrrrfect story...

~Honey

I loved it! Funny as hell.

. . . I regret not having glanced in your direction much earlier. I had to read (Dr. Bob...) twice, the first time I rapidly closed my eyes to remove the collecting dust from them, and some innuendoes blinked past me like stylish Japanese animation clips. This story is reminescent of my reminescing about the cruel shoes once sold to my fiancee by a young man named Carlo.

. . . Unless my Bohemian/English phrasebook is badly out of date I believe ABSTRUSE to be the Bohemian translation of an ancient Swiss and English ( yes, Swish, I believe )adjective: Steve Martin, (which is only occasionally gender specific.)

THANK you, it has been so long since I enjoyed a short story this much, that I'll overlook the many typographical errors. Both of them. --and I hope you're amused rather than offended by this amateur review.

Sincerely, FuztheGrouch(shlock)

absolutely hilarious - loving the wordplays :)

hahahahha really enjoyed your story :D

I laughed so bad when i read this story!!! oh myy!! you are great!!!!