by StrappySandals
You lost me at her being a round-heeled slut right out the gate. Why want to fuck the town bicycle, even if you're into incest? So you can catch the same dizzying array of diseases she's been carrying since you were a baby? Just gross, man.
"Before I even knew what a boner was, she gave me boners". The true sign of a beautiful uninhabited woman. One who embraces her sexuality without pretending the contrary.