All Comments on 'Eight Days a Week'

Fuuuuuuck!!!! Not the Ballet !?!?!?!

I don't understand the closing paragraphs? Was that just some lame ass snide anti culture comment? Or was it an implication she'd made up the whole story on the spot.

Not that I'd give or allow my sister in law to have the keys to my house, but then I'd be more than able to distinguish between my sister in law and my wife being screwed on a bed even if I only had limited visuals as their voice would be good enough. Or are they twins?

Fucked his wife good but screwed himself with the ballet comment. Perhaps he would enjoy it better with earbuds listening to Beatle classics! Great tale, thanks HDK.

somewhere east of Omaha

Hehe. Good stuff. Nice twist.

Highly amusing. Loved it. BardnotBard

A good, fun story, HDK. Well worthy of Five stars.the last bit took it from four stars to five.

JPB

I always enjoy the humor in this author’s work, also there is a great variety of situations and characters Always look forward to more

That was fun!

Silly story, fun. Drunk driving is not funny

Why do you make so many of your characters spineless wimps? Realistically, how many men would walk in on their wife cheating on them and then slink away, rather than doing something? His wife has more balls than him, she came home and instead of assuming that it was her husband cheating on her, she confronted them and learned the truth.

3 stars - maybe I should space out some of your stories with other writers because it seems like the last 3 were sort of funny - but this one was a stretch.

Yep, beer was his friend alright. Maybe they will sell it between acts at the ballet. Seriously tho, another classic HDK story.

I have been to the Ballet and the opera once . That was good enough for Me . The ballet beats the opera as at least you get to see some skin . Whereas at the opera I could not understand a word she sang

Lol , you are a comedic genius

Great story; a joy to read. Now he knows how to turn her on like never before. 5/5

Brilliant and very good twist at the end. He did indeed dodge a bullet jumping to conclusions the way he did.

Nice, 4⭐

Reminds me of that late 90s movie "Nothing to Loose" with Martin Lawrence and another actor who's name I can't remember right now. Was a good movie.

lol awesome

Good one. Now we knows how to spice up their love life.

Another good reminder, ask questions and don’t jump to conclusions before you do something stupid. Great story, well written.

Les

Maybe She heard his Mustang pull away and talked her Sister into lying for her . My Cousin works in a Insurance Company as a VP . His secretary had always called his wife when he left early . One day the secretary was sick and Forget to warn his Ex wife . He was going to buy his ex a Prius car . Should did not hear nothing until he started beating the hell out of the guy . He was sued as this is California . Plus he had to pay for the Hospital bills

I like!!!

Oh my god! Not the ballet! funny but remember, happy wife, happy life!

Ballet? That's cruel and unusual punishment.

Funny as hell!

Seriously, there needs to be a STUPID filter on the comment section. The amount of stars is there mainly to critique writing skills and story presentation, not because you can't hold your cookies! We all need more humor in our lives, thanks HDK.

somewhere east of Omaha

Just damn perfect!

Great story, HDK! Loved it!

Seriously!? WTF???? I had to stop reading when you wrote that the MC licked the sluts pussy to see if there was cum in it. That's really fucked up and gross. I don't know what you wrote after that. But, that alone gets you 1 star. Too bad we can't give negative stars.

I agree with gingerhuter . He was a Cluck and I hate Cluck stories

Fabulous little story from the husband’s prospective! It was a very enjoyable read.

Loved it - It amazes me how you can get so much story in such few words. Well done!

Still a good story despite anonymous opinion of the story and me.

Um... yeah.

Perhaps reading many LW stories gives rise to a suspicious mind. I immediately assumed the wife somehow suspected her tryst had been discovered and decided to sacrifice her sister in the name of self preservation. If she truly had been mortified by her wayward siblings' intrusive debauchery, wouldn't she have placed the sheets into the wash immediately? By leaving them in plain sight she gave herself a reason to mention the ruse and thus keep her husband guessing about what he may have seen.

I'm again left to ponder whether clever cheater is an oxymoron. Thanks for a great story, HDK.

Quite hilarious. In retrospect. But what does he do in the future!

Another home run!

Joe chooses a passive aggressive solution to infidelity much as Tom King did in Carry That Weight. Whereas carry had many dark connotations, Eight Days is brilliantly humorous.

The addicted to wife aspect was a fresh approach to the cheating wife genre. This aspect ought to be explored more by someone with your originality.

Loved it. 5***** Favorited.

Another missed one...cool little story thanks. PS. Think it should be faint away not feint away..

What a great little story, nice fast paced and full of great sex, loved it,

26 NC's commentary is normally a fair assessment of a story. I also found this one entertaining, though I did see the twist early when the hubby didn't see his wife's face & failed to snap a pic or video.

Perhaps you should show us how it's done and quit hiding behind the anon moniker and publish a truly splendid tale.

Never seen such a glorious combination.

Still chuckling after the last bit about the ballet. Fun story.

Sisters or not, I think a husband would know. Still, fun outcome.

26thNC needs to get out more .This isn't the first time I have seen him praising a load of crap.

I figured it out at soon as he noticed he had a limited view of the couple having sex. Joe's thoughts were what made the story. How close he came to making a huge mistake, and came out on the plus side. Really humorous story. 5 Star Rating.

Funny, funny, funny!

Funny little story. Caught me looking with a curve.

REALLY????? SHE LIED!!!! ....Is there a REAL man among you authors???? Your "protagonist" NEVER loses it when he catches the wife fucking another guy in his bed! Now me....I'd have gone to the garage, got a piece of 2x4 or a piece of pipe and gone back in and beat the fucker half to death!

He should have just sucked the guys Dick Cheney searching for the guys cum...

Nice Flash. Got everything in in as few words as possible. Quite a skill. 4-stars

I don't think so. How the hell does she get into the house with nobody to let her in? Just a bunch of bullshit. No, no, no. It's not worth deluding oneself.

Great job. I hope the ballet tickets are front row center. LOL

can you consider a request from a fan; the theme is this; this will fabulous shortstory and with your magic pen (metaphoric) you can breathe magic into the following: since you are a fab 4 fan, try writing one based on the second one (rolling stones), not really; Marianne Faithfull's song, I am not Lisa.... ok girlfriend of Mick Jagger, so stones is close enough. Two husbands and two wives; Lisa and Dave (Lisa has blue eyes); another is Melinda and James; both guys college buddies; Dave is a looker and a player and Lisa wasn't in love with him; nevertheless was fond enough of him to let him into pant(ies) when drunk and gets pregnant and Lisa's parents come to know this and demand that he marry her, and he does because he was scared of what Lisa's parents can do to his career (he works for them, he was their best friends' son); James, though goodlooking, is almost an antisocial and does extremely well in studies , very good with numbers, a finance whizkid, and begins to make his millions right after college; Lisa is secretly in love with him, but never had the guts to approach James, and she buries her love deep inside now that her parents got her married to Dave and reluctantly decides to become the best wife she can be; she knows he is a great guy despite his aloof, reserved nature; meanwhile Melinda and James become an item, after much chasing from Melinda; but that is all a part of the plan for Dave and Melinda ; the twist is Melinda was crazy about Dave (they were together even before college, Dave took Melinda's cherry), so much that she was willing to ignore Dave's philandering, hoping that he would settle down and marry her eventually; Lisa's pregnancy put a spanner in the wheel and her eventual marriage to Dave; Lisa was the gravy train that Dave couldn't give up, so he and Melinda hatch a plan to do the following: work against the Lisa's company to bring it down crashing and help a hostile takeover happen and then wrest the company from the control of Lisa's parents through shady investors; 2. divorce Lisa, 3. Melinda divorce James and marry Dave once they own the company, 4. if there's going to be problem from either James or Lisa, use hitmen to 'take care' of them permanently; later on, James and Melinda marry, sire 3 kids, Melinda kind of lets go (or almost forgets her original sinister plan), and she falls hard for James (but Dave is an addiction she couldn't give up) and becomes a doting wife other than her midday 'fucks' with Dave, which they sneak through somehow when James is away and at work (Dave takes care of marketing, so not desk-bound and can move about freely, unlike James whose job requires him at his desk, and Dave uses this to 'fuck' Melinda,and Melinda slowly begins to resent Dave and realizes that she loved her idea of Dave, not the despicable person he really is and she is just a cum dumpster for him, and she realizes her true love is only James, not Dave); meanwhile fissures develop between Dave and Lisa; Lisa tries her best to change Dave from his philandering ways; Dave dares her to divorce him because they have no children and tells her that even with the prenup, he would still walk away, after taking care of her parents and her through hitmen; Lisa gets scared and continue to suffer silently but blurts out one day all this to James; James is much more devious and smarter than Dave can ever hope to be; he surprises Lisa by telling her that he already knew their plans and that she needn't worry and he was going to take care of everything and that she is safe; Lisa is relieved because James is a committed man and he means what he says; somehow things come to head and result in a confrontation between James, Dave, and Lisa; James takes care of things as he promised, resulting in Dave disappearing overnight, forever out of all their lives; James confesses his love for Lisa; Lisa tells him that she knew that by now but wants time for getting into a relationship and that she is too hurt and her wounds are too raw and she needs alone time to be with her ailing parents; Melinda gets wind of this but says nothing to James; by she is now totally hopelessly and almost maniacally in love with James, realizing his goodness and so many other strong traits; James knows this and reciprocates her ardor; Melinda keeps singing 'I am not Lisa' occasionally while she is cooking, throwing occasional longing looks at James; James smiles and says nothing; one day he has the 'talk' with her and tells her that he knew about her and Dave and even their plans; Melinda breaks down and tells him it was all in the distant past and she told Dave off long ago and that she cared only for love and did whatever she did only because she was stupid enough to think she was in love with David when she realized she was not and that she even threatened Dave that she would go to the cops and do what she can to save James and Lisa and if Dave was going to get her killed, so be it because she would do anything for James and go to any length to protect her true and only love, James. James hugs her and tell her that he never stopped loving her and will never leave her knowing how much she loves him but tells her that he could not erase his feelings for Lisa; she was his first love; Melinda shocks him by saying that if he truly loved her, he must marry Lisa too and they all live together as a family and that is the only way Lisa can be protected; after much persuasion by Melinda, James and Lisa agree to marry in a private ceremony and Melinda, James, and Lisa live together under one roof, happily, forever; forever is a long time, but it doesn't hurt to say forever because forever is technically forever. Their children keep ribbing James and Melinda and Lisa as cave man and his women....

I'm still laughing about the 'last word' of the wife. Gotta just man up sometimes. 5*.

Thanks again for another over-the-top Marx brothers comedy!

Laughed out loud several times, love your zany humor!

My mother told me when I was growing up to "never assume" Yep I fell on that in this story. Well done HDK. As always you write great stories and this one is right up there a god 5*.

Final two paragraphs the best, but also frightening.

It was her sister but he did not know that. He should have jerked him off of the bed and kicked him until he could not get than went after her and once he realized it was not his wife threw them both out naked. I bet the sisters would have a long talk about that and she would say don't make him mad. Was it really her sister or was it quick thinking on her part??? Only the writer knows but he should have told her he came home and found her in bed with another man. If that is the true story about her sister it was cute and funny if it was the wife burn them both.

Ron/ cowboyridecc@yahoo.com

Well, if he had gone caveman, charging in and beating the other guy up, would he have been so very wrong ? Even though it's mistaken identity, they were at it in his house after all.

Okay. The slutty cheating sister. I never saw THAT coming. Great ending. 5 stars.

Taken at face value, as the author would expect the readers to do, this was a funny yet cautionary tale of too little information, bad assumptions and muddled drunk thinking.

I Loved It! 5*

For the readers who must impute their own "facts" or "suspicions".

Why didn't Joe at least get a few pictures of the action for future divorce proof?

Why would a cheating wife leave the dirty linens in their bedroom still stained with the "proof" of her transgressions?

Why would Joe not gather said linens for lab testing for further "proof"?

BTBers, feel free to continue to rewrite the authors story...OR...Maybe just write and post a story of your own! WOW! What a incredible suggestion HUH?

For me, Thank You Harddaysknight, great story!

Just My Opinion, YMMV

Morgan DeWolfe

Really good writing and so funny at the end too.

bite you in your ass. TK U MLJ LV NV

is how desperately the closet cuckolds want the wife to have cheated - priceless

5*

I had a lot of fun reading this. Thanks. 5*, of course.

Then I would disconnect the house phone, shut off the internet and take all the cell phones with me. I would drive over to the sisters house and confront her and her husband for a reaction. If it is exactly what it should be, (a total melt down) fine. If the sister and husband show confusion and concern but not panic - then the wife has a problem. Any which way, the truth is always the way to go.

Great story, made my day.

You have to take the wife's word about what happened on faith. It's a good story but, as demonstrated by several comments, there is really nothing to say she didn't cheat other than her story. She could have showed and douched by the time that her husband got home. I guess this is just one of those stories where the truth about what happened is up to the reader to decide. Some will want the wife to be telling the truth, some will want her to be a cheating slut that eventually gets caught and punished.

a fun flash tale. Five stars.

The time to intervene is right now. He can't run with his dick in someone and there are many ways to lay some hurt on someone fucking in your house. If it had indeed been someone besides the wife, then kicking lover boy's ass off of your bed is a good thing. If it was your wife, killing lover boy on your bed is a good thing, preferably pinning the bitch to the bed with the body. I'm not 6ft4, but a stick or a bat or a hatchet will work pretty well. Hammers are good too.

Good writing, but considering the author, I would bet that it was the wife and she suckered hubby again, probably fed him someone else's cum to boot. Why do these guys when they think their wife is fucking around want to put their mouths on the sloppy ass pussy? Makes no sense.

Nice trick, Not sure I believe her! Do you think she figured out that he knew she was screwing some guy and made up a quick story????? I always wonder, he walks in and there she is getting fucked blind, and he does nothing? I would grab him by the hair and throw him out. (course I'm 6'4" 210 lbs) even if he is bigger a kidney hit will do it........

But it doesn't have to be, to be considered great! Ha Ha HA.

" It wasn't rocket science. Just hire the right people and pay them enough to keep them loyal."

Loved it !! HAHAHAHA

BS

...and beer. All's well, etc., and so forth. BUT! The BALLET!?!?

After all he got to call her a slut and treat her like one, so that can now be a full time thing when he fucks her. And if he really believed her, he was a dumb shit! Good one!

just a thought, but it really was her. people do lie

Pssst! Hey Buddy, yah want the hottest sex around? Sure yah do, yah look like a real stud. Not like all these here annoyingmousie teeny-weenie tweeners that infest this site.

Get thee to the Metropolitan Ballet studios. Those women are beautiful and athletic and very, very limber! And all that hard, physical work leaves them as horny as a deity.

I promise yah, from my experience, this will be the closest a man will ever come to fucking an octopussy!

If he had been smarter then he could have thrown a fit about the sister and got out of going to the ballet.

When I finally realized it had to be another woman, I was ready for the ending. But I forgot about the ballet tickets. Priceless!

Poor bastard would be better off if his wife WAS cheating!

Hehe tickets to the ballet!

Thank you HDK for another entertaining tale.

I don't know why anyone would dump on this, I thought the whole "mistaken identity" of her sister was kinda entertaining. I like the BTB stories but this was a nice break.

and crying. Man some woman must have really fucked up your head. You poor, poor dumb ass cum drinker

Who is clueless. There is no mistaking your wife of 22 years. She is a cheating cunt and knows her husband is worthless faggot who will believe anything she tells him. Pathetic!

...that someone as dumb as he is could become VP! Surely one of your worst stories, HDK.

This really broke me up. I needed it bad! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Great story by the master. Hilarious! He threw up old cliches and showed how idiotic they can be. The one about knowing the wife is cheating by tasting her pussy! Alls he got was a face of female ejaculate. Ha ha! I like the line "Don't confuse an erection with being horny!" I also like the idea of beer giving you wisdom! He he! He also showed if you put some effort into your mating you will get good results.

I loved this story.

Lucky he didn't go charging in and beat the guy up! Boy would his sister-in-law have been surprised.

A fine old submission by the inimitable HDK! Thank you so much!

Good story...if it was her sister!

Just another cool fun story.

You do have a way with words!

Thanks for this hilarious story and that has to be one of the funniest endings ever....

especially the parting kick about the ballet.

Love a good chuckle and that was a good chuckle!

Is a winner lol

The poor brother-in-law is screwed -

Nice one -