All Comments on 'Ex-Rated Wedding'

Wildly funny most of the time (Hell, for a while I thought you were describing my ex-wife), erotic when it needed to be, and a fantastic real-life feel to the story.

That guy was the luckiest un-lucky guy I have ever read about.

I thank you for your time and effort in writing this story.

great story great writing, fucking wonderful

This is one of the best stories I've read on Literotica. Funny, sexy, the narrator whining about his misfortune as woman after woman falls in his lap. It was just great.

A lot of good humor mixed with great sex, hard to beat. Not me, the story.

Wow! This is an ideal blend of good sex and good humor. I always thought they would make a great combination, and you have mastered the recipe!

That was great! Incidentally, what did the brain tell the fist to do? ;)

The writing was smooth and easy - the setup beautiful... (who's it gonna be?) and the self-referential comment just fine... the sex and the setting very realistic and then...

the ending...

as they say - LOL!

that was such a good story, was really erotic, and funny without being silly, and the ending was great! hehehe. loved the descriptions of sex too, write a story like that with a little more of it in, that would be cool :)

"Here you come to the wedding without a date, have to watch your ex-wife flaunt her new boyfriend around, and then when you finally do find the only other single female at the party, she winds up getting sick and passing out. Tell me this wasn't the worst wedding ever."

Wonderfully written, with intelligence and a devestating wit. I laughed and I enjoyed and I got turned on. What more can I ask for?

A great story and an even greater ending !! What more could you ask for in a story?

This is one of the best erotic stories I have ever read. I could quite happily have been any one of these three women and relaxed into this man. I have a lovely "cared for" feeling in me after reading this. Plus it has left me aroused and wanting some real touching.

This was funny, well weaved, stimulating. Great story.

those last couple of lines are absolutely brilliant

From the title to the last sentence, I loved it. So many stories lose the fun, and this one combined laughter and wit with hot sex.

It Could Not Be Better.

This is, without a doubt, the best story that I've read at this entire site. I actually had to try not to laugh so loud as to wake anyone up(middle of the night). If you ever publish, let us know and we'll buy.

What can I say that hasn't already been said?

A beautifully witty and entertaining story. The ending had the crisp elegant simplicity of a Japanese painting.

Thank you beOwulf

10/10, Great fun.

This was one very, very, enjoyable read. The story just flowed so easily that I was disppointed when it ended. But the ending, like the story, was timed perfectly and wrapped the story into a neat bow. It was delightful. Thank You.

Simply one of the best stories I've read - anywhwere.

Ex'es and sex, mother-in-laws and sex, cute divorcees and sex; and the old lost earring at the end twist - to boot.

Well done.

for writing a truly delightful story.

Having been a single male at a very similar wedding, I can appreciate how Mark felt. Alas I didn't have the good fortune he had.

I loved that closing scene ever so much!

Twist in the end is really fantastic. :) Loved it

Amazing story, wonderful build-up, and well written characters. The twist at the end makes it more than worth the read. Another great one.

How very fantastically written!

Not only was this piece totally HOTT, but I found myself laughing out loud. You are a terrific writer and a very witty man.

Same light hearted, elegant style as in that film. Now there are three more weddings to go...maybe even the funeral. Let's have more!

Great work! A story to remember at every wedding I ever attend! And your wit! Great ending. Is Ch 2 on the way? I hope so.

The last paragraph was PRICELESS! Great setup and story.

A good "crying in the beer" story.

Your writing style is wonderful. I laughed aloud at some of the scenes as it reminded me of similar conversations and scenarios at weddings that I have attended. The last scene was priceless and so perfectly ended a lovely story.

absolutly loved the ending

I will be reading the rest of your stories and watching for more! I would have loved this story even without the sex! You are quite talented, thanks for sharing!

i have read many stories on this website, and even written a few, and this is by far the best one i've seen...well done

Exactly how i remember some weddings.Well done, brilliant.

Well, I must admit, you're writing style did get me rather interested in your story early on, but I'm sorry to admit it, but the erotic scenes were a bit of a let down. They just didn't seem to mesh with your satirical play on words in the rest of the story.

I want to add my name to the others that think this is one of the best stories ever written for Literotica. Just a super job.

Mark was such an endearing character, full of foibles and flaws -it's difficult for the reader NOT to sympathize. The humor threaded through the story made it enjoyable on a lighter level, the sex made it enjoyable on a completely earthy level. There were a few, minor, technical mistakes that could easily be cleaned up; otherwise, a tight story line, believable characters, and good "flow" to the tale.

story was great..ending was classic....enough said

story was great. Passion, sex, and humour all in one made a perfect combination. One of the best i have read on literotica.

the ending was absolutely classic!

Wonderful! Just wonderful!!!!

Fyr

One in a million great story!

I enjoyed your story immensely. I like your dry understated comedic style. I admit I had no idea where this story was going until the final paragraph.

Beautifully written,well crafted tale that bubbled along nicely from start to finish...Bravo..

Kerrist, send this to be a screen play hahahahaha

The ending is the icing on the cake.

dude the ending was awesome! even the storyline

Real cute idea at the end, the bit with the lost earring. It allowed the hero to end the weekend as a winner, after being dominated by one woman after another, being used as a sex toy. But of course, being a sex toy isn't a bad thing either!

too funny....lmao....

Oh, that is SO funny!

OOPS !! HAHAHAHA

Good story - thanks.

Great! Love the ending.

The ending alone is worth 5*.

Thanks for the entertainment.

hehehe.....

that slutty manwhore....

i wish someone would write a followup to this piece.....

hehehe.....

cracks me up everytime i read it.....

for anyone who has missed this classic story:

This has it all; a hero who is complaining about how horrible his life has been, all the while women keep dropping into his lap, begging for it.

This story is hilarious, it's sexy, it's well written. Everything to like, nothing to dislike.

If you've missed it, give it a try. You won't regret it.

Just superb. Great wit, lovely plot, very well written!

Funny story. Loved the twist at the end. Hope he ends up with the cousin.

Could this story have possibly been better? Sadly there weren't any more from this author after that. One of the best, period.

So funny and sexy, you had me laughing out loud while describing the different members of that family. The sex scenes were extremely well written, very erotic. Please write some more stories! Thanks!

Among the more obvious (and very deserved) accolades, this one was not emphasized.

As I read, I noticed no language problems.

No misspellings. No grammar issues. BeOwulf's use of the English language is superlative.

Grammar -- that reminds of the one where the salesman knocks on the door which is opened by a small boy.

"Where's your mother?"

"She ain't here."

"Where's your grammar?"

"She ain't here either."

Well, grammar was present in this story.

Paul in Oklahoma

Great ending, Loved it!!!

grin!

Loved it ... that I didnt have to get anal about crap grammar and spelling was a relief and pleasure...