Farming is Boring Maybe Not!

On The Job Challenge 2024

Farming is Boring Maybe Not!

My name is Connor Dixon and I am a beef farmer. I don't think farming is boring, I really like it but I know most people do. When I go to a function from my wife's work it is always the same.

"What do you do?" They ask me.

"I am a farmer." I tell them.

Then it goes one of three ways, there is the joke route which usually ends in something like "where's the beef?" kind of thing. Then there is the inane question route, "do brown cows make brown milk?" Finally there is the change the topic, hope this guy goes away route.

Yes, some people are really interested or are related to a farmer but that happens less and less as fewer and fewer people are farmers. I don't understand what is so exciting about sitting in a cubicle everyday and staring at a computer screen. Most people have boring jobs, even firemen spend most of the time doing boring things. Thank God that they aren't having to save people and fight fires every minute like on tv, but come on, hanging around a firehall for 24 hrs is boring day in day out.

Now having said that, I will admit that farming does have some boring moments. The summer is busy but it is pretty unexciting. I grow beef so that means, cut hay, rake hay, bale hay and put hay away-then repeat. Driving around those same fields can get a little monotonous. Yes, you have to pay attention to what is going on because things can go wrong in an instant but usually it is pretty dull. That is why you have to enjoy the little things that happen during the day that spice things up.

Sometimes you get to see a fawn and it's mother come out into the field. Other times you are up early and the sun rise is just extra special. Pulling a calf out of a cow in distress is always exciting, and usually really messy. Of course there are the times when you meet up with a fellow farmer and you stop your tractor next to his and share important information. This can be very exciting depending on who did what to whom and when and where. Of course we talk farm stuff too but most people tell me long term weather forecasts and crop futures are boring. Last of all are the moments we farmers cherish, the moments that really put a spring in our step and a smile on our faces.

I will give you an example. I rent or own 11 pieces of land and they are not continuous so I have to drive between them. One of the pieces I rent is owned by a nice widow who lives at the corner of 2 gravel roads. She has a house on the north side and she quite often is not home visiting her kids and grand kids in town. On the east gravel road a family of 4 lives. Mom and dad are in their late 20s or early 30s and their children are about 5 and 6. I say hi to them when I see them and if I do see them, I usually tell them what I'm up to and when. You don't want to be cutting hay during a birthday party or something like that. The guy told me his name once but I'll admit I don't remember it. The woman who has never told me her name is what makes my days sometimes very exciting.

You see she likes to wear tight short. It seems to me after 5 years of driving around her house working on hay that she is still wearing the shorts she had before she had kids. She has kept a few baby pounds on her and that makes her shorts tight, too small, and very exciting. From the rear you can see just a little bit of her bum coming out of her shorts. That really turns me on. The shorts are also always so tight that you can't see any panty lines. She unfortunately doesn't own any "daisy dukes' but the ones she does own are different colors but all of them are of a material that makes them like a second skin.

Now when you see her from the front it gets even better. I love camel toes. Sometimes my wife wears something that gives her a camel toe and it always gets a rise out of me. The problem is my wife always wears panties and she always "fixes it" when she sees me drooling. It was not always like this however when we were young, she would wear tight shorts and it lead to great sex. So now I have to watch her at the right moment and there will a little bit of a camel toe but nothing like what this woman from the east gravel road house has! Her shorts ride right up her slit and her lips are so plump! It is the most enticing camel toe I have ever scene. Every time I see it my cock starts to get hard and I just want to stop the tractor and bury my face in it.

Then if there is still time, I look at her top. Her t-shirts are also very tight and she doesn't seem to ever wear bras. She has these baseball size tits that are still quite firm after the kids. When she walks, they don't bounce as much a jiggle. It is a sight to behold. Her t-shirts also tend to be in light colors so when the sun hits them right or water gets on them, they are see through. She has nice little button nipples and big areolas. It is a sight to behold.

I sometimes have trouble steering trying to look at her ass or camel toes or jiggly boobs. I also am very disappointed when she is not around, which is most of the time. Some of you might be wondering at this point about what her face looks like. It is fine enough, no buck teeth or crooked warted nose, but who cares anyway with all the rest she has going on!

The reason I am telling you this is because last June when I was baling hay my baler pick up got plugged. This happens sometimes but it is usually not to hard to unplug. There I was under the baler pulling out the mass of hay when the most amazing thing happened. I was getting near done when noticed out of the corner of my eye the woman was walking toward me. I don't know if she could see my face but all I could see was that camel toe approaching. I was sure that her shorts were even tighter than day so it was looking really plump and inviting. As she moved closer, I was certain I could even see a little nub at the top of the slit which must be her clit.

At this point I should mention that I am wearing coveralls and boots. Under my coveralls are a t-shirt and boxers. I am so preoccupied with the rapidly approaching camel toe that I don't really realize I am hard. When she gets closer, I make sure I go back to working on the baler.

"Looks like you are having a bad day, or maybe a hard day?"

Wow, I can't believe that this 20 something babe is flirting with me. I might be 54 but I'm sure she is flirting because she made the word "hard" 2 syllables. She used this deep throaty growl for the "h" which then morphed into a sultry "ard." The way she says hard is so exhilarating it makes me harder. I manage to reply,

"Sometimes this stuff happens, it will be fixed soon."

"You sure look hot and sweaty down there I bet you could use some lemonade to brighten up your day."

It must have been heat stroke because before I engaged my brain I replied,

"My day is already brighter seeing you in those shorts, and lemonade would be nice I drank all of my water."

She giggled. I made this woman giggle and now she was off to get me lemonade! Of course I watched her beautiful booty walk all the way back to the house. Then I redoubled my efforts so I would be done when she came back. When I saw her leaving the house with two glasses of lemonade, I was just finishing up so I stood up so I could pretend to be looking at her eyes but actually watch those baseballs jiggle. She handed me the lemonade and then asked me a question,

"I can't believe you like these old shorts, your just trying to be nice. Do you really like them?"

All of my blood was in my cock and it was doing all the thinking and talking for me,

"Are you kidding! You look positively stunning, if I was your husband and saw you in those, I would be on you in a second."

She then did an incredible thing. She placed her two hands on the front of her shorts palms down. As she moved her hands up her shorts she then continued speaking,

"These old things, he doesn't even notice. When he comes home from work, he just gets a beer, I don't even get a kiss."

The motion of her hands while she said this was mesmerizing. Her efforts resulted in an even bigger and fuller camel toe!

"If it was me, I would take one look at your booty in those shorts and I would give you a kiss that curled your toes, then I would go upstairs to our bedroom and get that coin jar we have on the dresser. I would take it outside and throw it all over the back yard. Then I would get the kids and tell them there was $17.93 out there and if they could find it all they could have it. That would keep them busy for a good hour I figure. Then I would pick you up plop you on the counter and lick your camel toe right through your shorts."

She stopped my dialogue at that point and told me she was a more visual person and I should show her what I meant.

So I brought her in close and gave her an enthusiastic kiss. Then I dropped down and proceeded to lick her camel toe. She started to grind her shorts into my face and I took that as a signal to pull her shorts down. What a set of lips! They were engorged with blood and begging to be worshiped. I started licking the one on the left and then moved to the right. By the time I starting sucking on them she came! I then started to probe her slit with my tongue. She really liked that and when I started to alternate between licking her clit and fucking her with my tongue she started to shake. I figured she was getting really close so I took her clit in my mouth and started to suck. She screamed and squirted all over my face. Then she begged me to stop so I went for the baseballs.

Under that t-shirt were two of the most amazing boobs I have ever made love too. They were a perfect handful. Her nipples were pretty sensitive and I just love to get my whole mouth around her areolas. While I was doing that, she undid the snaps on my coveralls and they fell down. I stood and took off my boots so they could fall right off. She then pulled off my t-shirt and started on my boxers. She really seemed impressed with my little farmer and started to drop down to her knees. (It's not really that little at 7 inches but that's what my wife calls him.) I had to tell her it was pretty sweaty down there."

"I like sweaty and dirty, especially your nice sweaty and dirty cock."

What a woman!

I'm not sure my cock could get harder at this point but if it could it did. She then proceeded to give me an all star blow job. As you can imagine I did not last long and soon I was shooting ropes of cum into her mouth.

We took a little break after that as we drank our lemonade. She finished hers and put her glass down and started to stroke my cock. I was so keyed up it was already semi hard and she soon had it ready to go. She pushed me back and climbed aboard. After 2 kids she was surprisingly tight. It felt amazing as she worked my cock like a champ. I had the privilege of watching her breasts jiggle with every move she made. Soon she had the angle just right and her climax was imminent. As I reached up to fondle her breasts her eyes rolled back in her head and she came. It must have been intense because she stopped moving and then slumped onto my chest. When she finally looked up into my eyes, I told her we needed to change positions. Obviously, I wanted to do her doggy style after lusting after her butt for 5 years. It was now all about me and I was out to "ride her hard and put her away wet." I just let loose pounding into her pussy like there was no tomorrow. Apparently, she really liked what I was doing because soon she was slamming back as I hammered forward. I had already cum once so I was in for the long haul and it was heaven. Her ass looked even better while I fucked her than it did in those shorts. All good things must come to an end however and when she started to cum again that sent me over the edge and I joined her.

Completely spent I slumped to the ground to catch my breath. She did the same as she lay beside me savoring the moment. Problem was I had to finish baling and soon enough she was back in her clothes and headed to the house after one more steamy kiss. I was back on the tractor and after watching her butt resumed my work.

I never saw her again that summer but one more exciting thing did happen. I was back at that same field and as I was cutting second cut in late August. I thought I saw her come out of the house but it wasn't her it was someone similar but older. As I continued to drive around the field, I continued to study this new woman. I concluded it was her mom. She was wearing very similar tight shorts, not quite as tight but still nice to look at. Up top the mom was bigger than her daughter, more the size of cantaloupes than baseballs. There was certainly more sag but there also was no bra involved and the bouncing was great to watch.

I finished cutting the hay and stopped to put my disc mower into travel mode. I was pretty close to the house at this point and the woman waved to me. I waved back and called hello. She started to walk toward me and since I had sunglasses on, I could fully scope her out without looking like a perv. She definitely had nice tits that bounced with every step. The nipples were bigger than her daughter but the areolas seemed proportionately smaller. The camel toe however was divine! She had pulled up her shorts before she came over when she thought I wasn't looking. Her lips seemed even puffier than her daughter and her slit was a darker shade of blue than the rest of her shorts. This could only mean one thing, that she was hot to trot and ready to rock-I mean fuck.

My cock of course rose to the occasion in my coveralls. She made sure to take a long look down at my little farmer. She didn't even try the lemonade route she just was blunt and we got down to business.

"Looks like your having a good hard day," she said with the same two syllable pronunciation and a twinkle in her eye.

I concluded that this was a set up and I better take advantage quick. Haying follows a predictable pattern. Depending on the weather 3 or 4 days after cutting is raking. Then later that day or the following day is baling. Thus the daughter had obviously known when to have mom over for a visit.

Soon we were making out like no tomorrow. I had to feel that camel toe so I move my hand down to the front of her shorts and traced the outline with my finger. She definitely was wet; she had soaked the front of the shorts. She also was ready to go and started to hump my hand. I quickly undid her shorts and pulled them down. My finger found her clit and I started to circle it. She moaned into my kiss and I then knelt down to taste her. I was just starting to work on he when she climaxed. Then she didn't waste any time getting me out of my coveralls and boxers. Soon she was bent over and I was balls deep in her pussy. I couldn't help but reach under her and grab her swinging tits. I tried my best to hold off but this all was too much for me and I exploded in her.

As I pulled out, she let out a sad sigh and inquired if I was ready or able for more,

"I hope you're not done because I'm not finished with you."

She then took my cock in her mouth and started to deep throat me. When she had me fully lodged, she started to do this humming thing and I was rock hard. Taking my cock in hand she then looked me in the eye,

"I need this in my ass, use the mess in my pussy for lube."

Now I have to take a minute to tell you how much I love anal sex. My wife is not a fan so I get it exactly two times a year, on my birthday and when I use my coupon. My wife made me a coupon I can use once a year for anal. Let me tell you no other decision I make receives the amount of attention that I give to using that coupon!

So it was my pleasure to oblige a lady and give her what she wanted. I laid her on her back because missionary is best for anal. You can play with her pussy or tits while you fuck. She was right that there was plenty of our combined fluids to lube her up and soon I was pumping into her ass at a steady pace. She clearly was enjoying herself so I started to use my thumb on her clit. Taking her cantaloupes in hand she soon was sucking on her own nipples and that was driving me wild. I increased the pace in her ass and I could feel her orgasm building. I decided she should share her nipples so while she worked on the one on the left, I took care of the one on the right. This was driving her wild and when she was almost there, I lightly bit her nipple and she exploded in extasy. I continued to plow into her until I filled her bowels with my second load.

We collapsed together and just lay in the late summer sun. I couldn't help but think to myself that next time my wife has a work party I'll tell all those city people who has the more exciting job! I got to see two babes in tight shorts and braless tight t-shirts at work, I also had the pleasure of not just seeing but tasting two of the sweetest camel toes ever. I got fucked by a mother and daughter in the same field on different days. Moreover, I don't even know their names! I bet they can't say that they had that kind of summer in their miserable little office boxes. If that isn't exciting then I don't know what is! I could hardly wait for the next party.

Wait a minute I can't say any of that. I guess at the next one of my wife's parties I will just be the boring farmer with the shit eating grin on his face say nothing.

On The Job 2024

Note from the author:

This is a work of fiction that I dreamt up after a particularly great round of sex with my husband. He came back from baling hay one day in June and he kissed me like he meant it! Soon we were making out like teenagers and fucking like rabbits. Afterward, fully satiated I asked him what got into him that day. He told me about this woman who lived by one of the fields he rents who had on a tight t-shirt and shorts with no bra or panties. It reminded him of our younger days and he couldn't wait to get home and fuck my brains out.

In case you are wondering I went out and bought some really tight shorts after that. I can't be having my fantasy story becoming a reality!

Jill