by bruce1971
This story may have been more suitable in the Humor category, but the subject matter fits LW perfectly. A wicked little parody that had me grinning throughout, with an occasional snort and a couple of literal LOLs.
bruce71 is an underappreciated talent on Literotica.
I liked the line about 6 feet, 6 inches. But the rest of this attempted humor sailed right over my head.
Can't help but think this story was inspired by a certain commentor who Cannot Help but label every story he reads to be femdom agitprop, even when, like in this story, the claim doesn't fit the narrative in the slightest.
As the title is actually the only comment Lit member ‘HighBrow’ uses, felt sure it was written by him/her.
As to the story?
Was this farce or maybe satire or perhaps an inditement of the authors now flooding this site with the genre mentioned in the title? Perhaps HighBrow could clue us in.
It did make me laugh though so it hit its target.
Cleverly done, and according to my wonderful wife nearer the truth than you'd imagine. The future is truly feminine and I have now been given the task by her of researching whether there is actually such a movement. If I succeed in finding proof I'll be rewarded with a day of freedom from my cage. We'll view literotica stories with a new mind now that we know what all those btb stories really mean.
Another poorly written story posted in the wrong category. Sad, but a daily occurrence...
The funniest work I've read on this site. It's a brilliant spoof of all the hackneyed cliches we know and love. High Brow would have a field day with the story title alone, never mind the ensuing story!
You got a two-fer Bruce: first, you trolled the trolls; second, you wrote a genuinely brilliant, satirical, and funny piece! Some people don't understand irony and satire, because it hits too close to their reality. Fifty stars.
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This reminds me of the quote: "You can teach your parrot to talk, but he'll never recite Byron." - H.R. Mackenzie
Yes, NTH reminded me of the most steal-worthy word of the past month: ApparatChicks!
What was the point with this useless "tale" ? Not even belonging to this category.
Wow, a new world. new rules and expections/outcomes and all still evolves about and around the US$????? monetary value????? Okay, maybe a little narrow-minded??? The US$ rules, for now........
But, maybe like a.. something like an out in space submarine driver?
Yeah right, good luck should there be a follow-up on this installment. No comment yet.. Dare you to a follow up or expand on this installment!
This cracked me up! Oh geez, that laugh was so welcome! Thank you so much!
5*
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Be well!
Fun story 5*
The only thing I would take issue with is that the Martian Slut Ray would most certainly be developed and implemented by the male segment of the population.
Scoring shows this one hits a little too close to home for some.
☆☆☆☆☆ for originality, cleverness, and execution.
Thanks, Bruce.
Haha, made me laugh out loud.
The late Andrew Brietbart, in his book ‘righteous indignation’, talked about the humanities course at Tulane Univertsity which he’d attended (the frankfurt school, and their derivations).
Thank you for making me laugh at the absurdity … the truth is indeed way way out there, stretched beyond the bounds of ordinary credulity, but it is out there.
Jim
Funny. A bit long winded but funny. Made me think of the time I was invited to a Promise Keepers meeting. Didn't know what it was, but when they told me wife's weren't supposed to go I nixed that idea real quick ... Then read up on them and decided I'd make a good choice. Flip side of the coin I guess.
Really fun read desire the long windedness.