This is like the Naked Gun of porn stories, but it's still hot. It's not really that much more ridiculous than most stories like this, it's just more open about it.
I don't know how you put out so many stories so fast.
Trying to put all my naughty thoughts down in stories. I've never written really much before outside of my technical field. Apparently reading all the smut you guys have written has inspired me. I hope to keep improving and giving you all boners and lady boners.