Free Use Roomies Split Bills & Fuck

I'm aiming to be the best roommate you've ever had.

I'm super stoked you liked the place, and I've called you back to discuss my rather unconventional expectations of potential roommates. It's extremely important to me that we make sure we're compatible before you sign the lease.

The thing is, I'm a highly sexual person. I believe there's no better way to blow off steam than to fling off all your clothes and fuck the stress away. And I was specifically looking for a single male roommate because I don't just want someone to split the bills with...