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The writer has tried to offend all ethnic groups equally.
Your comments always welcome. Votes, too.
I try to reply to all.
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Anonymousalmost 5 years agoAfter all these years. Almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. Maybe also cured me of big penis envy....
seattlejackabout 12 years agoIt's been a long time since I've laughed so hard.
Thanks
sj
petemgurkover 16 years ago...to find the funny bits here, but I gave up. Sorry, nothing really grabbed me as humorous. There's exaggeration, to be sure, and a sort of build-up, but then - nothing. I see that others found it funny, which is good for you and them, but it was lost on me. Oh, that and the "...." you had scattered throughout were really annoying, and served no purpose that I could see.
Anonymousabout 19 years agoThat is THE funniest thing i've ever read in my life! i hope you write more like it soon.
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slave to Lord Lazra
Anonymousalmost 20 years agoAbsolutely fanfuckintastic. This is the funniest ever.
But what became of "Long John" aka Jack? Tales of his further adventures are "long" overdue.
Anonymousalmost 20 years agoFrieda the Cat had me in tears. I laughed so hard. I have not had so much fun reading the story that I had to comment.
Need more and thanks for a great laugh.
Where can I get more!
