by rjordan
Very funny, and utterly impossible to predict where this one was going. Well done!
Thanks, ohio
I truely enjoyed the different outlook on things, including death. Since I'm old, too, I may steal your idea for my exit. Beats the Hell out of the usual methods. Thanks for the fun.
rjordan I'll give you 50% each for the amusing and unique aspects of the story as well as my thanks for providing it.