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blackrandl1958blackrandl1958almost 4 years ago

Way to go, Skippy. You wanted to write a 50 Ways story, and you did. A man of sense finally figures out that no one can keep anyone else from posting a story on any theme they please. I congratulate you on your perspicacity. Randi.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
So he got the money?

And she got the house and everything else. I'd think she'd file for a divorce, get a Court Order for alimony and 1/2 the assets he took and wait. Once Bill and Mary Alice show up, they'll be in jail and Alisha will get paid. Cheaters all around. Not a good person to be found except the daughter. UGH! And why did you write a story for an Invitational that's long since over? Simon has left the building and nobody cares.

2 stars

26thNC26thNCalmost 4 years ago

Fit right in to the Fifty Ways. Great work Skippy.

Boyd PercyBoyd Percyalmost 4 years ago

All's well that ends well!

5

TajfaTajfaalmost 4 years ago

Really good. Would like to have had a little more on the wife's reaction. 4 stars

moblanemoblanealmost 4 years ago
It's really the only way

Just take the money and run!

Good Story,

Thank You 5*****

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Premature Ejaculation

The finish was like a PE....I expected a better finish

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago

they both got what they deserved love it

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago

Good story!!!! They received what they gave. You deceive you get burned.

TheKrrakTheKrrakalmost 4 years ago
Awesome

Simply Awesome

5/5

SkubabillSkubabillalmost 4 years ago

Great story but a follow up. Would be interesting. Five stars!!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Good

Needed just a bit more aftermath but excellent job

sbrooks103xsbrooks103xalmost 4 years ago

"Unfortunately, he is going to get the biggest, worst surprise of his life." - I can't believe that she's planning on splitting on their big anniversary.

"I had time to wonder if men still found me attractive." - Sigh. Who cares? You're not planning on attracting them, are you?

"I eventually hinted at the lack of enjoyable sex with my husband. I didn't tell Darnell I thought I needed another man to have sex with. He figured out what I needed on his own." - Of course he did, duh!

SplitGeode66SplitGeode66almost 4 years ago

Enjoyable read, and loved the twist.

Just_WordsJust_Wordsalmost 4 years ago
Loved it! 5*****

I love a story where the victims get ahead of the cheaters. Thank you. That was fun!

mainer42mainer42almost 4 years ago

You rock as usual especially in the short form. 5****

vickitvohiovickitvohioalmost 4 years ago
BRAVO!

Never too late to enter. This was a great addition to the 50 ways... thanks for contributing -Vicki

Freddog6601Freddog6601almost 4 years ago

Excellent well told story.

Quite unusual for a wife to want to be more adventurous with hubby and he not responding in kind.

danoctoberdanoctoberalmost 4 years ago
Skippy47 pulls a rabbit out of the hat.

A great little flash tale about the reversal of fortune. A very nice contribution to the

"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" series. Thanks for sharing. *****

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Rather Weak Plot

But if Alisha wants a good lawyer who will certainly find the money and make Bill feel very stupid, she should have no difficulty finding one. It's a very lucrative business these days and the idiot put her in a position where she has nothing to lose-always a mistake.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
"Even now, I love the big lug."

A line like that is always an indication that the story will be about how much the wife doesn't love the husband.

KRD19254KRD19254almost 4 years ago

6* Hooyah, salute! Nothing more need be said....

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
A really interesting story

Utterly sad and depressing of course but still a very well spun tale. Makes me wonder if it were a true story would the original pair of cheaters would stay together? If they were that crazy about each other then the money shouldn’t have mattered.

They should have just had the decency to get divorced.

Tess (UK)

networkgurunetworkgurualmost 4 years ago
The LW Universe....

Has struck again! First, you have Bluetooth connections that can transmit someone's phone conversation through another out of range speaker. Then there's the homemade drugs that can transmit an STD to only one person. Now we have pens that transmit conversations. You gotta love it!!

Dittybopper6989Dittybopper6989almost 4 years ago
Okay read

It seemed rushed to me. It might have better if Alisha and Bill had a talk about things. She seemed to rush everything as did Darn. They did get what they deserved in the end and as usual Bill got Darn's wife.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Great story...

...5 stars...thanx!

Loklie

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Sad and unerotic

Sad story with no erotica. 1 star.

CrazyDaveTrucker60CrazyDaveTrucker60almost 4 years ago

I enjoyed the story, especially the last laugh... but what happened to the cheating spouses? I would love to know what she and Darned went through!

linnearlinnearalmost 4 years ago
Nice

Unusual to her the wife telling the story but I liked it.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
The Toad part was attached with a sledgehammer

I think it might have been better to use it all the way through. She could have been using it disparagingly, and then it would have been a real corker at the end.

Near miss. Thank you for the story.

BaggyUKBaggyUKalmost 4 years ago
Well done skip

Enjoyed that classic short. Thank you

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Re: Anon 06/24/30

Do you really think they care about the damned house? Read again, they are traveling the World. Why would he be ordered to pay alimony, she did have a job, maybe she kept it, maybe she didn't but again they are traveling the World. When I found out what my cheater was doing I did just what they did, emptied the accounts and opened new ones in another bank. I made sure she couldn't use the credit card I had put her name on, they informed me she tried to max it out a couple of days later. Outcome; I had receipts for everything I spent and didn't have to pay back a dime. I really helps if you do it before papers are filed, at that point you are just moving your own money. For what it's worth I paid every penny of support as ordered till I got full custody. It was sad-funny how she was always dressed to the nines, the girls not so much so I'm sure the support was used just the way it was supposed to be. Good job, Skippy. Signed: BTW

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Well Written

Sadly though it was lacking in any emotion, drama or angst.

No actual confrontation or conversation with husband and wife, it was really quite bland and probably totally unrealistic.

skruff101skruff101almost 4 years ago

Whilst not needed it would have been nice to continue the story just a little further and describe the bitches reaction, it’s great to see the pain of failure when despicable plans are thwarted.

Once again it passed some time during lockdown lol

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Take that

She got hers, the whore. Write another and tell what happened to all of them. Too bad for their children, but the whore started it first...

Hooked1957Hooked1957almost 4 years ago
Nice contribution to the event

Way to go, Skippy! Gotta like a guy who writes his way into an event, and then comes up with a good one.

Hooked

johsunjohsunalmost 4 years ago

Fun story, I'm not sure I've ever read a story completely from the cheater's point of view. Well done.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
You should read stangstar...

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MattblackUKMattblackUKover 3 years ago

I jur re-read this. It's still a 5* read.

MarkT63MarkT63over 3 years ago

" The Best Laid Plans..."

someoneothersomeoneotherover 3 years ago

The story was interesting when exploring the wife's mindset as she started adultery.

But story fell apart on the BTB part. As another commentator mentioned, a good lawyer would have both Bill and Mary Alice up the wall. How long could Bill and Mary Alice stay out of the country and off the grid without hurting themselves?

NVDiceGuyNVDiceGuyabout 3 years ago

Plausible comeuppance

WillowghbyWillowghbyabout 3 years ago
Funny Comments

What fun reading through the comments - the financial and legal geniuses have flocked on this story. Not to mention the gimme-more-details brigade.

Just so you all know, Bill and Mary Alice got excellent advice and transferred all funds directly to Cayman banks, outside the local jurisdiction. Since Mary Alice's family owned the company outright, Darnell and Alisha were demoted and now he is the night janitor and she sorts mail in the basement. Both houses left behind are burdened by mortgages. Now headquartered at their villa in the Greek islands, the traveling duo never need return to the home country and easily entertain family and friends as guests there. Liz even holds her wedding ceremony at the villa, but Mom isn't invited and can't afford to crash the party.

Frankly, I don't feel these details add anything to a fine, well written story. Please ignore them.

Keep 'em comin'.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

Ha!!! A good lawyer or even a great lawyer cannot force Bill and Mary Alice to give 1/2 of the money back. No divorce at that time so the money was literally fair game. Good story... thanks, BJH

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

Ok story. A little more in the end would have helped, including their reactions

RanDog025RanDog025almost 3 years ago

Good story! 5 stars

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Ok story, but where are the reaction? How about the daughters? What about Darnell? Most importantly what was hers? Ending was incomplete!

WetheNorthWetheNorthover 2 years ago
What is with all the anons

Do they not have an imagination? Do they need everything handed to them?

mac1729mac1729over 2 years ago

Tables turned very nicely

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

excellent!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

All of your stories are always so short. Why? I would've liked to know how the wife and her lover felt about getting screwed over like they tried to screw their spouse over. . This could've been an awesome 3 page story. I hate 1 page stories.

JeffTomJeffTomover 2 years ago

Good story, Thanks!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Good story. Well done.

What's with these comments here?

If the assets were jointly held and there was no divorce action? They took their own money. What would a lawyer do?

If the assets were sent off shore? And transferred a few times? You cannot really get that money back.

And I beg to differ with those who argue here about not being able to live abroad. Geez people. With a couple of million dollars you can live quite comfortably abroad for a very long time. And Mary Alice's family had even more money...so she'd be able to get access to more if needed.

He only had one child. Not a big deal to have her fly over to Spain or Italy or Greece or the Baltic region to visit when needed. There are some truly lovely places in Europe where you can live quite nicely for decades without having to come back to the states. The cheating spouses can get divorces based on abandonment after a few years. And then can get on with their lives. Still young enough to start over and fuck each other silly for many years to come. Hopefully a little bit wiser and more wary about trusting in the future.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

AWESOME. BTB!!!!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

LOL I guess some peoples plan works better then others .

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Love it! Take the bitch's plan and use it against her. Nicely played.

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Nice.

Ed

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

RICH DESSERT SERVED COLD.

Excellent!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

5 Stars on this one .. Game set and match to the husband

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Good story, but deserving of an epilog.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Ouch! That grand plan just turned around and bit them in the butt! But I think that’s good enough for them. Very nice story, Skippy, thanks for sharing.

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Nice. But, there wasn't enough crying, wailing, smoking craters, and blood running in the streets.

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Half finished..u ended stories show a writer who has absolutely no respect for his readers!

Calico75Calico758 months ago

Very good story!

AnonymousAnonymous6 months ago

Awww, too bad, Alisha. Seems all yours and Darnell’s plans just went straight down the drain. I think I would feel bad for Alisha if she wasn’t such a devious backstabbing thieving slut. Great story, Skippy, I really enjoyed the twist at the end. Five stars

AnonymousAnonymous3 months ago

Nope. Not enough accountability on the selfish excuse for a wife or the scumbag predator. As a writer, if you don't take a serious stand for what's right, just enabling the bad behavior.

Pjam1968Pjam19682 months ago

The 2nd phone is really a very bad option if the cheaters wanted to be really careful.

SeaChangerSeaChanger25 days ago

Detail at ending was sparse. 4*

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